2014-15 NBA regular season thread: 82 games of injuries and inevitabilities

Has improved the quality of the hats he wears

he started a tumblr about his hats too even

seemed to be taking quite a few long twos in that hawks game, granted he made most of em

still think he'd be an absolute top 5 player under better coaching as opposed to a top 15

if he had gone to chicago hed be having a glorious renaissance with everyone in the world condescendingly praising his maturity but i can understand wanting $30m more dollars tbh

Clay you just need to get one reblog from like nbadresscode or something and your tumblr would get a million followers

You should also set up a Google alert for "carmelo hat"

I would be happy to act as your social media expert on this for a reasonable fee

xpost oh i dont blame him for taking the money, it's a business. but knicks could've gotten a real coach, presumably? and why would it be condescending, per se, to say "oh he really worked on his albeit few shortcomings and is basically inhuman holy shit wow" in the imaginary scenario where he did leave

idk man the world is a crazy place

ha Dayo I think I have one follower and I assume it is one of you ;(

I tried following a bunch of blogs, idk, maybe I need to use this as an opportunity to learn some SEO game. idk, I'm happy writing eight word hat jokes abt fictional melo once a day for my bbros w/o any net shine.

sidebar: this reminds me jalen rose (probably on some cokedreams) speculated a scenario where LA somehow sign and trades kobe to the knicks

does anyone actually think that's remotely possible? seems p harebrained

I'm 'UNCLESHAVEDLONGCOCK' on tumblr xp

lol if you think kobe isn't laker 4 lyfe

kob and lakers will never quit each other

well yeah thats what i thought, but i'm seeing it get thrown around a lot

making me wonder why anyone would think it's possible

Journos gotta hot take abt something, it's an obligation of their unethical profession

its a hilarious idea is how i break it down to an extent

kerr def more from the pop school of coaching so far xps

so basically the dubs are winning the title is what you're saying

got no problem with that

would melo and kobe play Rock Paper Scissors to see who gets to take the next shot? would Phil grow an extra finger and wear all eleven rings to the first game? would spike lee seppuku himself at half court?

you can see why our minds are naturally drawn to the idea. Xp

it would be prob the biggest soap opera the NBA has ever seen, bar none

deadspin wouldn't even know what to do with all the 'tent theyd get from it

Hahah slothrop I'm hoping to hell that you're using "'tent" ironically, or is irony on the internet 2003?

d00d i work at a web marketing agency and am way too jaded about it to use 'tent as a serious short word

lol

Melo is the NBA player that looks most like a depressed former NBA player imo

I havent seen kobe's q rating or whatever but they make it sound like the laker RSN would tank ratings wise without him and that would cost the buss fam $$$$$$$$$$... Im not sure how even kobe can make a 10 win team watchable but whatevs.

it can't, for most people. delusional lakers fans are not most people, tho, and there's one fuck of a lot of them.

i'm sure realistic lakers fans aren't watching that many of the games honestly

or they've converted to clipper nation

Kobe should go back to the Hornets and win one for the team that drafted him

Cosign.

Putting him together with MJ, only one of them leaves alive, I like it.

lance stephenson will create a new empire from their dead ashes

http://i.imgur.com/1jk2Bjg.png

we r all just dust in the wind

I saw amare get blocked by korver the other day. Wasn't surprised

korver blocks all the big men, it's like his thing

they think hey korver wont block me and then oops ur blocked man

https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/532007352170315776

jeeeesus fucking christ https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/532305472901365761

what was that it's already deleted

wayne ellington's father was shot and killed in philly, per the laker's official twitter, indefinite leave for ellington

also this is a very important tweet https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/532269980117921792

how TF are the magic beating the Toronto drakes rn this is unprecedented

Lowry does not look happy

gonna tream this check out the two non shooting orlando rookies

oh man the camo sleeved unis doea canada even have any troops to support i dont think so

lakers look like they're giving the grizz some trouble

http://i.imgur.com/KqVQbPR.png

whyy

oh man the camo sleeved unis doea canada even have any troops to support i dont think so

Wait is there supposed to be a person in that picture?? All I see is the crowd.... xp