2014-15 NBA regular season thread: 82 games of injuries and inevitabilities

wow, richard jefferson is on the mavs?

Between him dirk and Vince surely the oldest team in the NBA?

anthony davis has 22-16-1-2-6 through 3 quarters hi everybody

vince is on memphis now. i think the spurs are the oldest team actually

hi brow

ryan anderson has 22 pts and 7 offensive boards in 20 minutes

brow is up to 8 blocks

we're going to see a lot of wacky davis stat lines this year

and 1 for eric gordon is swish + arthroscopies

wow evan fournier's hair

what if anthony davis bends this entire season to his will its not impossible

i am gonna feel weird promoting for davis as mvp next spring with the pelis in the 9th or 10th spot.

and by promoting i mean on my cross-platform social media machine

Orlando Magic are like the subtle Sixers

he needs one more block for the big man trip dub

League Pass didn't work at home either I think they're just overloaded

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Magic guard Victor Oladipo will miss Orlando's season opener and is out indefinitely with his second injury this month.

Victor Oladipo made the NBA All-Rookie first team last season.
The team announced Friday that Oladipo suffered a facial fracture in practice Thursday and will undergo surgery Saturday. The injury occurred when Oladipo took an inadvertent elbow during a practice drill.

wow did not hear this dude broke his face in half

Orlando Magic are like the subtle Sixers

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 28, 2014 10:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

totally except they didnt take back to back injured guys is the only difference

xp yeah i just had to google that too, wonder who got him

not a great start to the Chandler Parsons era

i just don't get how the Magic can continue to be this bad, I know oladipo's out but they seem to have a talented roster that should fit together but they'll go 28-54 again

theyre super young, like they def have some promising players but no one in their prime

is tobias harris actually any good at basketball or does he just put up solid numbers on a brokeass team

no one has any idea because no one has ever seen a magic game

This game is fun

Who he play for: Charlie Villanueva

wow cool finish

is tobias harris actually any good at basketball or does he just put up solid numbers on a brokeass team

― Clay, Tuesday, October 28, 2014 10:19 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel with every fiber of my being that it's the latter

Chandler parsons needs to ditch the full length tights, dress exactly like Dirk, woulda made that shot

jesus mo harkless didn't even get into the game?

Harris definitely doesn't guard anyone from what I can tell

do we have more posts than the world series thread yet

no but with a good day tomorrow we'll be in range

#Anythingispossible

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1FLgC4CcAEaNR2.jpg

damnit brow missed the trip dub by 1blk

lol was abt to do this clay beat me nba stats 2014-15

Anthony Davis ‏@AnthonyDavis76 6h6 hours ago
It's that time of year again. lol

I DO NOT PLAY BASKETBALL.

I DO NOT HAVE A UNIBROW.

wow this game is so colorful

jordan hill is actually starting at center

maybe now that dwight is copying his hair harden will change his

maybe dwight will grow a cool beard and change up his #brand

i knew there was something different about dwight

howard "did not spend his summer playing basketball or working out much"

ha that was a very ugly 4 on 1 by the rockets

lin is getting destroyed every time he drives

looooool

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1FQL-pCAAAAfYo.jpg

lakers look like an exceptionally bad team rn

http://i.imgur.com/g4O8JiK.jpg

http://biscutball.blogspot.com/2014/10/biscutball-preview-30-portland-trail.html?m=1

a preview of the blazers season by an 8 year old boy. it is the best thing i have read in years.

"Their coach is named Terry, which is a girl's name a lot of the time but Terry is a bod and the coach of the Blazers. I would be cool with it if Terry is a girl, because I think girls and boys should have equal opportunities in the United States and all over the world. Paul Allen owns the Blazers. He sits on the baselines usually and kind of dresses dumpily. Sometimes he is with Dan Aykroyd. I think they are friends because they are both interested in ghosts and finding ghosts, and capturing ghosts and asking them after the afterlife."

lakers are the comedy of the year ALREADY

ha faced paul allen