bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

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I am definitely watching that and hating it

Clay, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

wait, what is doc doing there. he has a job

k3vin k., Wednesday, 22 October 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

@BillSimmons
If Ned Yost had managed the Red Sox during the Pedro era, I'd be living in an insane asylum right now.

whatever, nba dude

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 October 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

not to mention grady little managed them for much of the pedro era and he put people in an insane asylum

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

for sure ned is not any worse than grady was

call all destroyer, Saturday, 25 October 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

i had to go to the insane asylum more than once cause of that guy

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

hoo boy

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)

mad dad

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

he must really want out idk

Clay, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

dude would never last on the goon thread

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

can't believe anyone on earth could care about anything mike and mike says even if it's about them

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

big overlap in audiences tho which is i imagine the important part to bill and his desire to be hero worshiped by his base. there is a venn diagram i don't want to spend any time in the middle of.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

not sure mike&mike have an audience

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)

bill's just pissed that he always got in trouble for bashing other espn talent

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

ya prob

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

he shd go work for an actual journalistic entity that will worship him for the media star he is instead of for espn who make all their money broadcasting sporting events

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

like hes the most popular sports writer in the country but he will always mean less to espn than some rando college football game

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

on the other hand they pay him a shit load of money and let him have his own website documentary series and tv show

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

prob just stay on espn and stop being such a baby idk

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

yeah the prob is that basically any other platform would be a step back

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

maybe running grantland isnt as much fun as he thought it was gonna be and hes trying to weasel out of it

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

he shd go work for an actual journalistic entity that will worship him for the media star he is instead of for espn who make all their money broadcasting sporting events

He's not much of a journalist though

polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

hes a writer or whatever you want to call it point is hes m/l window dressing for espns core business

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

You could say ESPN is Bill Belichick and Grantland is the Patriots and Bill Simmons is ol' Tommy Brady and Mike & Mike are Eli and Peyton

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

which mike is which tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

which Mike is Payton, I'd way rather be Payton xp

Clay, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

ha

Clay, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

simmons is ray liotta in goodfellas and mike&mike is joe pesci in goodfellas and espn is paul sorvino in goodfellas

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

Simmons working in a different corporate context ... it's hard to imagine that it would go well considering that his first real job as an adult (probably?) randomly turned into a cult of personality / fiefdom.

polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

im sure any number of prominent outlets would let him say whatever he wants about roger goodell

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

Which would be the best fit iyo

polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

first look media

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

the interception: a bill simmons digital magazine

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B66pzuyIYAA5EgJ.png

mookieproof, Friday, 9 January 2015 15:08 (eleven years ago)

o bill

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 15:13 (eleven years ago)

YES SIMMONS IT'S REALLY GREAT THAT YOUR TEAM IS SO FUCKING GOOD, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7fmT_VCEAAYCfz.png

mookieproof, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:10 (eleven years ago)

o gosh

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:10 (eleven years ago)

poetry

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:14 (eleven years ago)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wBeR9O-J--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/idpoknduwhhb7ddvx9yd.gif

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:16 (eleven years ago)

classic simmons column for which the tl;dr version can be described as *masturbates furiously*

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:16 (eleven years ago)

i had to go and look out of morbid curiosity but i couldn't bear to read it

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)

yeah im gonna pass

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:26 (eleven years ago)

heeeere we go again http://gran.tl/1CmnJhz

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 14:56 (eleven years ago)

yasssssss

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 14:58 (eleven years ago)

If you made up an adjective to describe Westbrook or MVP Rose, it would be “freakocious.” A ferocious freak, basically.

mookieproof, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:58 (eleven years ago)

: /

call all destroyer, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:00 (eleven years ago)


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