waiting for the other shoelace to drop: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

rip knicks lol

and he sets the record for most threes attempted in a game

laugh at them this year, cuz beginning in 2014 -- 2015, phil jackson begins leading championship parades down wall street.

lets see if the clips can continue their streak of beating the lakers by 40+

important this rivalry be nationally broadcast

does kobe attend all lakers' games? hope clippers win by 40, with a special camera filming close-ups of kobe reactions the whole game.

otm maybe he will literally explode from rage

ahaha this is the best matchup

lakers are incapable of defending the clippers players

even if they wanted to

jordan hills... hair

looks like he just came from brunch

lol why does hubie love swaggy so much

why does anybody love swaggy so much

cause hes funny mostly but for hubie it seems particularly left field

hmm but there are a lot of mostly funny people I don't love like Doug Stanhope or JR Smith or Mike Browns face.

griffin is so good u guys

the lakers are really fucked aren't they, like they don't really have any assets at all. maybe they could do something with nash's expiring contract next year but it seems like there's less of that sorta thing happening in the new cba? still surprised they didn't move gasol to a competitor for even the shittiest draft pick situation.

i guess they might have something pretty good and unorthodox in marshall, and if swaggy could get it together he could be a halfway decent piece, like a slightly less insane jr smith. idk, oh and they have kobe lol.

they're under the cap this summer and they're the lakers so something good will fall into their laps.

lmao at paul mccartney and daughters hamming it up for the jumbotron

even if the lakers signed bron w their cap room they wouldnt be contenders they r that fucked

yeah mccartney gif forthcoming surely that was actually pretty sweet

i'm sincerely praying the lakers sign melo but i'm fairly certain he stays in ny :(

does anyone want anything to do with gasol at this point? i mean he's 33 and still put up ~17-9.5-3.5 with 1.5 blocks this year. he just seems way off the radar. maybe prokhorov will sponsor him.

gasol declining pretty hard + injured all the time

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkkQJSLCYAEjiU1.jpg

ordinarily i wld support melo to lakers but i kinda feel bad for him at this point, hes played really well this year and no one noticed, kinda hope he transitions into a new humble vet melo phase of his career for a quality org

http://media.giphy.com/media/4LZMbup9svXDAdY0b2r6/giphy.gif

i have no real abiding love for mccartney but that is totally the best

otm

also lol his seats r kinda bad

simmons arguing blake is better than cp3 rn lol

jalen giving him the stink eye v hard

espn's nba studio stuff is so bad it's like simmons designed it just so he would be the best part of it because it was all just so horrible

I like Sage Steele if that is her real name

she's great but you don't watch inside the nba for ernie

i think maybe fundamentally why i hate bill simmons so much is he is the least spontaneous person in the wrold

hes utterly conventional and and contrived

the lakers only have 5 people under contract next year and two of them are nash and kobe

loool

also lol at kobes contract, how often does a contract one of the worst in the league before it even kicks in

despite the whole only five guys under contract next year thing the lakers owe 5 million more in salary than the suns do next year at this point

clips looking like theyre running drills

crushing the lakers at half speed los angeles basketball 2014

lol hubie does not understand how the nba salary cap works

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Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds -- Vogel just pulled his entire starting lineup, down 17-3. Bold. Bet it works.

hm.

33-11, end 1st
cute larry bird shot

Wait, so the Pacers do a straight swap of their starting unit for their bench after 6 minutes?

*well did

yeah. starters back in now. and hawks increased their lead to 27 points in the middle of the second period.