waiting for the other shoelace to drop: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

wait how are the heat only up 1 on cavs who have no kyrie btw

the rotary microwave is -12 in 14 minutes tonight

we need a name for those fake starters

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 8:00 PM (15 minutes ago)

farters

i dont think ive seen udonis haslem play at all this year and ive watched a lot of heat

31 GP, 11,1 MPG
is he being shrinkwrapped or is he cooked?

i think he got birdmanned

wow lebron blocked spencer hawes right back to romneyville

ty hibach, tryin to up my game for the stretch run

he seems better, but keep an eye on bosh. that jamming of his knee looked bad.

uh-oh. that looks bad.

cavs box score is so weird, like you'd think it was a nice balanced scoring 00's pistons sorta thing but it just masks how they have no one who can actually score

Who got hurt?

dion waiters, but looks like he shook it off?

Lol Jarrett jack bombing away

That was the hardest the cavs tried all year I'm guessing comic sans threatens them before every heat game

Dan Gilbert ‏@cavsdan -- That is beyond incredible. What a complete and total joke and tra

?

tra vesty?

tra inwreck

lol been waiting awhile for the blazers broadcasters to take a shot and pronouncing giannis' name and they didn't disappoint. somewhere in the neighborhood of "yannis any-uh-(indecipherable)"

ha and the color guy just called him "that guy" and said he'd "call him by his first name next time if I can even figure that one out"

*Meanwhile everybody who is a basketball fan has no problem pronouncing Mike Krzyzewski's name*

yeah i'm sure everyone knew how to pronounce krzyzewski's name in his first year coaching, on account of him being white

maybe we should call giannis "player a"

Lol at pdx another close game. Don't matter if it's the worst team in the league or the best, it's gonna be a nail biter.

Lillard iso works again

would feel worse for cavsdan if he hadn't had twenty Top 5 picks in the last five years.

probably not! I feel like I remember saying this a couple times as a Freudian slip or maybe it was an already present joke on the mean streets of uptown portland before it went broad but I def remember seeing the phrase in print/web and being like "oh they caught on" but idk that was a long time ago like house of jealous lovers times who knows man primordial soup

― Clay, Tuesday, March 18, 2014 2:35 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

clay is on fire nba jam style btw

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha yes house of jealous lovers times , very... evocative

just thinking about this earlier cause i saw a picture of a bag that has a sleeve to display an ipad facing outward and was all pfft i remember years ago this girl walked into a bar and showed her friends her new white bag with transparent pocket to display an ipod, she was simultaneously embarrassed and amused, house of jealous lovers was playing

Yah at one point in the late 90s/early aughts every bookbag on the market had a little pouch with a hole in it for your earphone cable to run through

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/07/ipod/image/ipod_bag.jpg

♪ house of jealous lovers ♬

ils thread for general menswear and men's clothing ish

lol

♪ house of jealous lovers ♬

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 7:59 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

it's a real jam, still good

i made this

http://i.imgur.com/GxDS7f3.jpg

hahahaha

shake down

the knicks are sick but dr. phil isn't the answer

lol

While his zen credentials may be bogus, his record isn't.

Zen Masturbator made me die

that article was hilariously bad!!

short on insight, but it comes from the heart.

It takes a lot of heart to come up with "Zen Masturbator". People get paid for this shit? lol

"I wasn't surprised by it," Bryant told "The Dan Patrick Show" on Wednesday. "He mentioned that that was likely to happen and I just wished him all the best. Like I said, there's only but so much meditation a person can do all day. You know what I mean? At some point you got to get up and do something."

Does Kobe really think Phil just sits around all day meditating.

yes

kobe is never not training or practicing or playing a game, he prob has a skewed idea of what normal people do in their spare time.

Does Kobe really think Phil just sits around all day meditating masturbating

iirc

P jax looking p good, couple of years away from Kobe and junior buss seems like it was good for him, this job will probably kill him

Also I legit thought we were done with this fuckin guy already and he was just going to be an occasional author and professional twitter troll

lol get real man you know that guy wouldn't shy away from a fatass paycheck and more publicity. he woulda taken that laker job last year if the Buss crew hadn't fudged it up