waiting for the other shoelace to drop: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

this part is funny too

O’Neal snarled, shook Griffin’s hand and walked away.

he just wanted to shake the mans hand!

wd love a LAC v GSW first round, that shit has to happen

It's pretty likely at this point.

@HerringWSJ: Mike Woodson, on ESPN radio, says "I think the JR [Smith suspension] really put us behind early on; I really do."

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lmao

ahaha Jermaine you crazy

Griffin to O'Neal: "Why you want to walk up on me? Leave that (stuff) on the court." O'Neal to Blake: "Man, I'm a monster off the court."

― Spottie, Thursday, March 13, 2014

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this part is funny too

O’Neal snarled, shook Griffin’s hand and walked away.

he just wanted to shake the mans hand!

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, March 13, 2014

they should remake this optima commercial, with jermaine o'neal playing the part of the old-guy "boxing-intern" slowly pummeling a punching dummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nls_Emyc7dw

"he's getting faster!"

lol jermaine cmon

@HerringWSJ: Mike Woodson, on ESPN radio, says "I think the JR [Smith suspension] really put us behind early on; I really do."

― k3vin k., Thursday, March 13, 2014 1:4

rip woodson

I pray to god that wherever Melo ends up, he still gets to play with Kenyon Martin and JR Smith

when kenyon has been on the floor he's played great for the knicks. JR is such a chump though

yeah, can't complain about KMart's run on the Knicks

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lol *jr is immediately traded to the sixers for a top-45 protected second round pick*

lmao otm

Nash out for the season.

lakers are really in trouble now

it's gonna suck when they win the lotto

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hello fans

He looks like he could pick himself up by the head.

he could itch both ears at the same time with the same hand!

was thinking earlier that giannis and embiid could be a totally weird combo of basketball savants

Lol jermiane oneal lotta tough talk for a guy who couldn't finish one season for the celtics

Oh hey it's a Thursday night game not involving the Knicks or lakers!

But of course they sneak the lakers into the second game

Seriously jimmy buss should have to mail every basic cable subscriber five bucks for

...taking up national games all season with that shitshow

Btw Kobe made $5,075,500 per game this year

Jermaine hadn't gone to the Suns yet so you got the worst of him in Boston. That training staff + 'that Kobe' was all he needed for a late career push

good goin', chicago bulls

lol the lakers are a retirement community

important hoops development: i have directv and will now be able to watch nba basketball on television regularly also world cup this summer too prolly

glad 4 u

B-D

yeah man big news! I put my direct tv account on hold during the offseason, saves us some money for a few months, highly recommend.

So I was talking NBA with this girl from work who's from Chi and into the bulls and i was professing my love for N0ah and she got all kinda weird. She was like "mmhhhmmmm, N0ah huh" and changed the subject so i pried and come to find out she'd been on a date or two with him when he was at Fl0rida. She didn't have much good to say about him, to say the least, but basically he was texting other girls and doing the "Ima act like a dick, when are we gonna get to it" routine. She wouldn't say if they did or didn't get to it, like in a winky wink I cannot confirm nor deny type a way.

Man that trumps my story of knowing someone whose sister (or cousin?) was dating Asik

Logically this means that someone from ILH is gonna date an NBA player within the next few years

i am presently in an on again off again thing with leandro barbosa that i really shouldn't get into, whoo boy, what a piece of work

lol

Haaaa

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion -- The Rockets will likely pursue Carmelo Anthony this summer. (via NYPost)

conveniently would put many of the players i dislike onto a single team.

lol if that involves a Lin trade

lin-for-melo, straight-up? sounds fair.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, ZEN MASTER

more likely they'll dump Lin on another team to clear cap space (*sad lol*)

i don't even care about the Rockets, just sad to see Lin get underused

This girl I was in elementary school with told me Michael Jordan's wife at the time was her cousin. When I was 11 years old that was cool enough that I would actually tell other people who didn't even know this girl about it. Also btw the girl was very pretty.

harden lin and melo on one team would be nuts so much iso so much attack

harden and melo on the same team would be so pointless

but so so so much fun, for the train-wreck potential of their union alone.