waiting for the other shoelace to drop: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

I'm cool with people not eating fish but to have never tried it with as much money he has is super weird

NoFish. good nickname.

knicks grizz IS fun wtf

If I were a multimillionaire I'd probably just eat whatever was my favorite food which would probably be Chicken Fingers from Arby's

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burn.

he really said that?

y

crusty old man laying it down eh

lbj shoulda busted out some advanced stats off the top

"i also had infinite blocks and steals, who are you to object, you weren't even a tadpole in your daddy's sack yet."

Ultimate burn would be for Bill Russell to point out that his hairline is lower than Lebron's ^_^

lmao otm

lebron: "hey, you're kinda short for a center . . . "

actually, lebron: "mr. russell, i meant no disrespect. it's just that i was asked a gotcha question, in a spontaneous setting and without warning, and so i quickly considered every hall-of-fame player's player efficiency rating (or, "PER"), developed by nba analyst john hollinger as an all-in-one basketball rating, which attempts to boil down all of a player's contributions into one number. while i find PER somewhat less satisfactory than pure sabermetrics, it was all i could think of at the time. with that predicate, i named my mt. . . . ."

Knicks now 11th in the East

lebron wants "in" on the MVP discussion.

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lebron is scoring a lot this is cool

pretty soon he's going to go for . . .

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. . . points in a game.

with westbrook coming back to steal The Servant's shots and the heat probably deciding to play again book it now lebron will win mvp

i hope they don't try to make "the servant" a thing. it shouldn't be a thing.

it was painful just typing it

man that arthur-mozgov high-low was beautiful

gerald green, jeez

ha, just found out the blazers will be w/o aldridge and meyers leonard for a week or two. with freeland already out a month the frontcourt rotation could get really ugly for awhile.

Markief!

Blazers injury free streak couldn't last forever

whatever became of that whole andre miller thing, is he gonna get moved soon or waived or what? that went down like six weeks ago.

it sounds like Denver's new GM is insane so who knows

I don't understand how they didn't work out a Fredette deal

wade living in miami for much of his adult life and not trying fish until 2014 is COMPLETELY INSANE

yes he is insane

i just thought it was funny how he dresses the way he does and is as rich as he is and he probably eats fast food and doesn't eat his crusts and shit, didn't even make the miami connection

his diet was 100% bacon and waffles and vodka, until he tried fish yesterday.

apparently:

marcus thornton for JET/reggie evans

and

felton/shumpert for d collison/bullock

what even are those trades

yeah who gaf about either of those

i'll trade you my c. 2006 macbook and the dullest of my kitchen knives for your very good condition 5 year old ski jacket.

really do not wanna see felton on the clippers

who is bullock?

felton belongs there u know it

now this'd be more like it, tho i lol at the rockets:

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion -- The Rockets and Celtics are discussing a Rajon Rondo trade, Celtics asking for multiple picks and Chandler Parsons. (via FOXSports)

second year wing for the clips, no one special. league rules state that everyone named reggie must be dealt today xxp

that sounds bad for the rockets. why do they need another ballhandler

cuz "assets."

some who can play defense/be mean to dwight and harden

new cavs gm trying to trade deng lol

but what do they do with lin and beverly?

lmao at the nets wanting thorton

he just landed on two diff worst contracts in the nba list i read this week