waiting for the other shoelace to drop: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

like what all-star game ever has all the starters still in with 3 to go in the 3rd

the allol star game.

he keeps trying to put fisher in and nothing happens

keeps seeing that perkins isn't out that and just figures things are fine

on fire

The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik 1h -- Chris Webber look like midget dick #AllStarGame

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The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik 1h -- Kevin Durant Iron Sheik same thing #AllStarGame

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The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik 2h -- Bill Russell only black man with the grey hair in the world #AllStarGame

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The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik 2h -- Blake Griffin black or the white he fucking good bubba #AllStarGame

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The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik 3h -- Dwight Howard your balls smaller than tic tacs #AllStarGame

Mt Rushmore is Jordan bird magic Russell end debate *bangs gavel*

Seriously this Organ player...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fx9pugqm1x9jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

Shaq didn't try hard enough he's like halfway up the mount Kareem was a dingdong Russell beat wilt a bunch at everything except getting traded

Mt Rushmore is Jordan bird magic Russell end debate *bangs gavel*

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, February 16, 2014

notice you failed to capitalize Bird and Magic interesting . . .

Kareem was a dingdong

new board description.

Bird and magic are common nouns that the ipad doesn't auto capitalize and I am also in the mt Rushmore of lazy typists

kyrie havin his best game of the year

mt rushmore is dylan, dylan, dylan, and dylan

dylan from 90210?

david stern, phil jackson, kobe, derrick fisher

nate the great©, nate the great©, nate the great©, nate the great©

aw dwight hangin with those kids was legitimately sweet

Is bill Simmons ok someone check twitter bc he has that weird thing for all star stats so Blake breaking wilts record may affect him

don't wanna hang out with this dweeb for the next 20 years or whatever

idk didn't he win like 100 titles when there were 5 teams in the league

― k3vin k., Monday, February 17, 2014 2:50 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a lot easier to have a dynasty in a league with a very low number of teams

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, February 16, 2014 10:05 PM (1 hour ago)

right i was being sarcastic

http://instagram.com/p/kf1DcoN594

Gonna need a dedicated steph thread soon, I can feel it

Dirk had better form w/ his left

mt rushmore bron durant shaq jordan

500th runner up bill russell

Hey, at least Bunk got a paycheck

BRING ON THE TRADES

lol z Lowe tweeting that no one wants to trade w Brooklyn bc everyone wants their piece of the massive luxury tax

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgtzMz5CMAAQLjy.jpg

wonder what they talked about?

Frank Isola ‏@FisolaNYDN -- According to @stevekylerNBA Carmelo could join Miami if LeBron, Wade, Bosh & Melo all sign for $14 million. That is the Heat media's dream.

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Steve Kyler ‏@stevekylerNBA -- RT @NBAddicts: @mdotbrown @FisolaNYDN or bosh and wade take 12 mil, Melo and Lebron take 16. ---> the possibilities are endless.

haha.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/214/7/c/carmelo_anthony_by_rondo9mvp-d42wmej.jpg

lol kobe went to the all star game and sat on the bench in a suit what a bitch

he's just giving all the other players a unique-opportunity to meet an all-time great.

http://deadspin.com/76ers-sign-high-school-student-with-down-syndrome-to-tw-1524761224

coolest heartwarming nba thing in awhile

Love that

:))))))))) I'm tearing up

Westbrook back in action this Thursday for the Heat/OKC tnt game.

yusssss

followed by Rockets/Warriors yaaaaaaah

last 30 games are gonna be awesome in the west. Every game is uber important

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10474968/kevin-durant-oklahoma-city-thunder-wants-called-servant

...no

the slim reaper is seriously such a cool nickname, wtf is wrong with this guy?

bad bad

Slim Reaper is pretty damn terrible, i don't blame him
The Servant.. uh.. i wouldn't go with that either

the servant is kinda awesome kd is an intersting guy

why it makes no sense

dr. lawyer indian chief from free darko suggested "slim dunkin" on twitter

but mostly i don't get why durant needs another nickname when everyone calls him "KD"

it's not like people suddenly stopped calling michael "MJ" because of "the jumpman" or something

yeah but AI was AI but also The Answer, its not out of the realm

the better you are, the more nicknames you need. which is why Shaq felt the need to give himself 40 of them.

shaq is giving himself new nicknames even as we speak.

"I'm not here to be a guy of, I guess, death."

kd gets in the hall on this quote alone.