waiting for the other shoelace to drop: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

well, cliff paul comes close.

anyway, the point is that "paul george" is an especially boring name. he should change it to "john ringo."

Philly's doing it again

I think Raptors-Pelicans was the only close game of the night and even that is stretching it

former top player Dwyane Wade
Carmelo Anthony
Blake Griffin

Jeremy Lynn

Dragic is a popular Slovenian first name

Paul Pierce (Brosnan)

lol philly how did they start the season so well? how did this team every win a game

former top player Dwyane Wade

he legally changed his name to "Former Top Player Dwyane Wade," so that's not all first names.

Rudy Gay (Talese)

fine. there are virtually no top nba players who have surnames that sound like surnames. but "paul george" is still the most boring of them all.

what about John Mike?

Milwaukee Bucks backup guard John Mike you have not heard of him?

sorry I'm on a little posting high here and getting carried away, as you were

posting high is the best posting there is.

http://cdn.theweedblog.com/wp-content/uploads//F-YOUR-COUCH.jpg

this is ilh's brain on drugs.

ha

would pay actual cash-money for the nba to switch to that basketball.

i have $15.00 for adam silver -- available right now -- if he'll make the switch.

why drink and drive when you can post and fly

Bill Russell

...michael jordan

george mike ann

what a dickhead

http://www.csnbayarea.com/warriors/angry-jackson-tells-media-please-dont-twist-my-words

Everybody w/ last name Jackson

i could see how that would... sound worse on paper

lol use better words next time

dont get it twisted

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MMJJZSAOOak/UWcC3JPE0DI/AAAAAAAAHPo/EgT9ztccs78/s640/James+Harden+Creepy.gif

post high ilh

Luol Deng (Xiaoping)

(yeah yeah, I know "Deng" is actually a family name)

Joakim Noah

Derrick Rose

Harden has much better juju than mchale in that gif.

people need better last names

we could also do people with two last names, e.g. Chandler Parsons, Tyson Chandler

nice work
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/celtics-working-to-grant-wish-of-12-year-old-new-zealand-boy-who-wants-to-watch-them-play-before-he-goes-blind-171807528.html

aw, that's nice.

one of the major reasons wyc grousbeck is living in the area to begin with is so his son could attend perkins iirc

harden seems like the biggest goof.

Can somebody help me navigate Blake/Bieber gate

oh no what happened

Amusing if true

Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble. Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces. A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt. “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.” That’s when Bieber snapped. According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.

Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed the altercation and stepped in. Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor. “He smacked the shyt out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.” Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

http://i.imgur.com/WyrGiVI.png

a caramel apple machiatto.

so not baller

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

man fuck everything if that story isn't true

Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed the altercation and stepped in.

“He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”

this is my favorite quote

wonder if blake was wearing his super hero costume

if this really happened i pretty much need a feature-length film about the incident

starring kate mckinnon as biebs and blake as himself