waiting for the other shoelace to drop: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

clips are pretty hate-worthy imo.

didn't pg24 impregnate a stripper and offer her a milli to abort while he was dating doc rivers daughter??

pacers are kinda zzzz, great defensive team w a bunch of not very charismatic players

ya clips deserve more hate than the pacers altho imo they are so much more likable w out cp playing

i hate chris paul's twin-brother even more.

indy turned the d up in the 4th to ludicrous level

oh i see jon barry's calling the game. doesn't he hate and demean everyone?

danny granger smh

oh my golly george hill has been going crazy out there

not watching but how you gonna let them get a three there ffs

offensive rebound chaos basically

ah

indy's defense on the final possession of regulation was a marvel

when the pacers win the title this year, are their fans gonna be chill, or will we see a repeat of the great seattle post-super bowl riots of 2014?

good win, indy.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6271208ab482a0ac076c33ab43d21eb5/tumblr_mxqzc8VXj61rs5ngxo1_500.jpg

not really sure why the wolves didn't call timeout when they got the ball back immediately after kevin love went down in a lot of pain

eric gordon really likes to play isoball

it's getting kinda late in the season for the Wolves to be 5.5 games out of the playoffs. Sucks that Love will be blamed for it.

i'm about ready for that dude to force a trade tbh

looks like blake had another monster game

doesnt want to be traded to minny

threats of a second-tenure in minny, via trade, is what spolestra uses to keep super-cool beas in line with the heat.

i want my favorite lawyer,(n.1) jim ''the hammer'' shapiro, to sue the pacers for upsetting me so.

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(n.1) besides myself.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, February 7, 2014 9:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/riyRbYR.gif

if only i had thought of that compelling "the hammer" nickname and media-template first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzUEU4sYw6g

Lowell The Hammer Stanley basically has Faces of Death playing in his background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yj2PPWFXFw

injury lawyer thread derail = just another day at the office for ILH

i like how "the hammer," along with the stupid-catchphrases and hyper-caffeinated demeanor, is a media strategy that lawyers probably can buy.

http://i.imgur.com/CuOLw1O.png

v sad phots :(

If Bennett's brane is not yet busted by his fall from grace, he'll probably manage a journeyman nba career once he's on track.

he should have a pretty high floor yeah.

imo Bennett is much more talented than Kwame Brown, for example.

he's already showed us his floor and it's not so very high as all that

he's not gonna have the yips his whole career

man, this franchise

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Via @Twolves_PR, Kevin Martin is out indefinitely with a non-displaced fracture in his left thumb.

imo Bennett is much more talented than Kwame Brown, for example.

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, February 8, 2014 5:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm still salty that I ever had to watch that fool try to play basketball and that he signed like three or four contracts

non-displaced fractures are trending

patty thrills din big boy thangs TONOIGHT

Ricky Rubio had the lowest, at minus-3.33 points added per game.

Ricky :(

he's got 24 and 7 assists with about 5 to go in the fourth tonight. as i understand it that 24 is far and away his season high.

too bad he's getting passed up by patty mills tonight (32 pts, 7 rbs, 4 asts)

damn patty, loved that dude the year or two he spent scrubbin for the blazers

oh my god giannis at the skills challenge!

what? shit, i totally forgot it was all-star weekend

next weekend

marco trillanelli in the 3 pt contest B-)

oh, phew

Giannis at skill challenge never moves from his spot, simply extends arms like Mr Fantastic

very nervous about the idea/fact of ​​him hitting a top of the key jump shot