THE_REAL_SHAQ the movie push, ok I admit I gotta bootleg version, shhh dnt tell anybody
― Leee, Saturday, 28 February 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
O’Neal still insists no one can guard him one on one.
“I’m the only player,” he said, “who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.”’
― revo roxiomal (tremendoid), Saturday, 28 February 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
XD so much
― z-hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 22:19 (seventeen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/2825606.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1235892357&Signature=adlcGQ2Ekn535mpRCAOVBsbnd8Y%3D
― ! (Clay), Sunday, 1 March 2009 07:07 (seventeen years ago)
# Thank u u all were my good luck charms today, I appreciate u guysabout 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/img/1rpjl-5d1dd2c00dd060972e95ae4fb685be28.49ab5e06.jpg
― eman, Monday, 2 March 2009 04:17 (seventeen years ago)
can we get a status report on nashtweeting?
teh: http://twitter.com/the_real_nashHe's not much for tweeting, though.
― Leee, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:13 (seventeen years ago)
Raptors star Chris Bosh said O'Neal had benefited from officials ignoring his three-second lane violations. 'I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men,' O'Neal said.
― ! (Clay), Monday, 2 March 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)
― tremendoid, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 07:14 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.hoopsworld.com/Blogs/CourtsideBlog.asp?GAME_ID=29263&LEAGUE_CODE=NBA
So what did Shaq think of Oden?
"I don't. I'm a Shogun. You can't ask me about a low level ninja. I still have to worry about Yao Ming, Dwight Howard."
― bow-edison wa (jergins), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
^_^
― waaa waaa waaaa lol (tehresa), Friday, 27 March 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)
― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4178852
better work on that mumbling
― am0n, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:36 (seventeen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/WsXlQo1Pcpts4djwbN4Ag308o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1247768728&Signature=wimfg3j8N%2BNyDRjFG9eobobjl%2Bo%3D
― juice did \㋡/↽⌙㋡ (am0n), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
shark o'neal
― ∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__28/ept_sports_nba_experts-973742172-1247505754.jpg?ymaFQkBDFNgFEtqN
― juice did \㋡/↽⌙㋡ (am0n), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)
Shaq's back, with a new reality show called 'Vs.'
― drunk shudder shades chick gets kicked out of mcdonalds totally (╓abies), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)
Shaq vs. Roethlisberger! timely.
― Got that pandemic (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJldO6GFIM
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:26 (sixteen years ago)
did you just see that during celts/hawks too
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:29 (sixteen years ago)
:)
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:30 (sixteen years ago)
going into surgery today on my thumb, will be out for a min but when I return it is on, win da ring for da king! Luv my team, Cavs baby!about 7 hours ago via API
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
"a min" = 8 weeks
due to his advanced size, he will literally feel like only a minute has passed.
― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
if u ask him about the lakers championship run, he will describe it as the gr8st week of his professional life
― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
thumb injury mars shaq's scheduled mid-season siesta
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
mars or enables?
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:05 (sixteen years ago)
well its like spending yr sick day actually sick
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
on yr wedding day
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:11 (sixteen years ago)
lol
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
Love Bruce Bowen's bowtie:
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4955782&categoryid=2378529
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
L...LOL
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/6136745
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2552/3860435117_434aca733f_o.gif
― am0n, Friday, 23 April 2010 15:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=5711574
― am0n, Monday, 25 October 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
RIP BIG MAN
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=6615886
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
enjoy your retirement big dude
http://www.tout.com/m/9944wo
― circles, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
question is could he challenge barkley as our most beloved retired player?
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.tout.com/m/jgm0gr
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
is shaq on tout's payroll? b/c i had never heard of it before today
― circles, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
wait how could i forget
http://hoopspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/4403371633_1541b5f28b_o.jpg
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
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― markers, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
thanks for all the lulz
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
^
Shaq needs to join up with the TNT crew. Although they would need to find a way to make his voice audible to the average viewer.
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
rip big man
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
So much funnier than Wilt. He'll be missed.
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
i keep reading this as "Shaq's back", like, his body part. which is sad now that i realize how old he is
rip most dominant ever
― pearsonic, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ldvsC.gif
― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
what a bro
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
have to admit, sorry to see him go. Watched the entire press conference yesterday, the guy is kind of amazing, one of the greatest ever "performers", up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc as far as being at home on a big stage
― Dominique, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
could ball it up too
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc
don't forget liberace and elvis
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:36 (fifteen years ago)