if i was making millions a year i'd be paying someone to come in and cook.
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:16 (twelve years ago)
I'd probably be getting pecan pie delivered to my penthouse every day because I am obscenely rich
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)
otm
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)
http://gifs.com/2r2
― call all destroyer, Friday, 27 December 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mMJSZm-Ppkw/UruijwN2NEI/AAAAAAAAAq4/e4DRJtBAQqE/s1600/hardendwight.gif
― Spottie, Saturday, 28 December 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
haha
― micah, Saturday, 28 December 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)
http://msn.foxsports.com/southwest/story/dwight-howard-trolls-lebron-james-and-his-receding-hairline-040214
dwight howard is into image macro memes
― Clay, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:47 (twelve years ago)
of course
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 April 2014 02:05 (twelve years ago)
http://rockets.clutchfans.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dwight-howard-portland-series.jpg
i wonder if his performance in this series + the lillard dagger to win is the turning point where dwight becomes a sympathetic figure.
probably not tho b/c he is such a relentless cornball.
― Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:54 (twelve years ago)
He made his free throws in 4.5 of the 6 games.
― epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:08 (twelve years ago)
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ubTGF9tHAj0lL4thbjHd4A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTI5NDtweW9mZj0wO3E9Njk7dz00NjA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/dcd29df3514c1a26610f6a706700ea89.jpg
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)
he is the worst human
― I pray my drick get big as the Eiffel Tower (Spottie), Thursday, 2 October 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)
guess who brought a gun to the airport
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:38 (ten years ago)
Garrison Keillor?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:41 (ten years ago)
Rick Perry?
― Aimless, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)
barry switzer?
― balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:07 (ten years ago)
Joe Schlabotnik?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:35 (ten years ago)
oh sorry guys aimless got it, it was the governor of texas rick perry
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:39 (ten years ago)
the girl who convinced her boyfriend to kill himself?
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 05:11 (ten years ago)
it was actually amanda palmer and jonathan chait sorry i had some bad info
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 05:36 (ten years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31v3dSgOo9L._SY300_.jpg
― art, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:06 (ten years ago)
why did d11 skip to d13?
because fuck d12
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 21 March 2016 23:20 (ten years ago)
Send him to Sacramento, imo
― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:53 (ten years ago)
thats really where he needs to be. or the knicks
― Spottie, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:55 (ten years ago)
adam silver gotta make this happen
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:24 (ten years ago)
what wld really be ideal is... the nets, but they have lopez
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:24 (ten years ago)
but why let that stop u u know
twin injury prone immobile centers would be an amazing experiment
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:26 (ten years ago)
basically stick one on either end of the floor and they dont move the whole game. they dont even come into the locker room at halftime, then they switch roles by virtue of changing sides.
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:27 (ten years ago)
play them both 40 mpg and they dont break a sweat
didnt vivek have that plan for the kings
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:31 (ten years ago)
yesssss
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:40 (ten years ago)
i have no idea how this wasnt a tech
http://i.imgur.com/WJAHYvk.gif
― micah, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:29 (ten years ago)
the ball stuck to his hand
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:46 (ten years ago)
hahah
― micah, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 04:49 (ten years ago)
Will his health hold up, specifically a back that was surgically repaired in 2012 (he also missed 52 games in his first two seasons in Houston with a variety of ailments, mostly knee)?“My back hasn’t been an issue, and I don’t think I’ll ever have an issue out of my back for the rest of my career,” he said without pause.
“My back hasn’t been an issue, and I don’t think I’ll ever have an issue out of my back for the rest of my career,” he said without pause.
good luck with that
― Clay, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:35 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:21 (nine years ago)
https://sports.yahoo.com/dwight-howard-spent-sunday-trading-insults-teens-twitter-193535289.html
lol @ dwight spending an afternoon zinging children on twitter dot com
― Clay, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:35 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGUgEAWUIAQn0jw.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)
one of the more mortifying humans
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)
https://atrl.net/uploads/emoticons/ace.gif
― nomar, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)
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― nomar, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)
lmaaaaooo
― Spottie, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)
On his latest Podcast, ESPN.com’s Zach Lowe said he said heard stories of:
“Hawks players learning about the trade and screaming with jubilation into their phones…
“You ask why, and one account was that Dwight would give these speeches before the game about how everyone is playing hard, we want unity, we’re going to… and then go out and play like a blah game where he demands post touches and doesn’t rotate as hard as he could. And everyone is like, ‘Why are you speaking in the locker room?’ But that’s all anecdotal. It’s just crazy how these stories come out after every stop in his career.”
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)
https://media.tenor.com/images/c29042655e00a197ecaa837c771575b3/tenor.gif
― nomar, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)
i have questions, dwight pic.twitter.com/cNdM8jGJLU— josh (@HoopPlusTheHarm) November 25, 2017
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 06:46 (eight years ago)
what is Dwight gonna do after he retires other than get his pitch rejected by tnt
― Clay, Saturday, 25 November 2017 07:14 (eight years ago)
well it looks like hes not having more kids
― micah, Saturday, 25 November 2017 07:19 (eight years ago)
dwight...
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)
lol 35K fine for that
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)