https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweSut18OeM
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:48 (ten years ago) link
Please please please don't go to the Warriors
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
warriors could be a contender w dwight man
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link
dwight should go to cbs on wednesdays at 8:30, do something family-friendly, follow his bliss.
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link
dwight's a jesus dude, iirc, mark jackson might be able to get him to harness his talent more effectively.
― brimstead, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link
dwight has harnessed his talent extremely effectively up to this point
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
dwight's a jesus dude w/ 8 children by 8 diff't women iirc
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
dwight thread needs every post to begin with 'dwight'
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
aldwight, is how its going so far
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
@MySportsLegion: A Houston adult store is offering Dwight Howard free condoms for life if he signs with the Rockets.”
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link
there's something he actually needs
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link
haha
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link
@WojYahooNBA Holed away in Colorado, the Lakers are still prominent in Dwight Howard's mind, sources tell Y! Rockets remain strong, Warriors lurking.
what's happening here in this tweet, it weirds me out
― Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
the poetic woj
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
what r the lakers doing in colorado, not the best state for them
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
some nice lakes there
http://www.mountainlake.com/mlp/scenes3/duchar21.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
true
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/7/3/12/enhanced-buzz-26391-1372870349-2.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOZYISqCAAErO9b.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
That looks like he's making the world bleed.
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
he is, basically
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
dwight is gonna play for the los angeles flying bloody horse bridges
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
The Wounded Bridge Pegasi?
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
steph curry is like, "dwight, its pegasUS not pegaYOU" *storms off, breaks both legs*
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
lol ur imagination frightens me, or, Why Do The Warriors' Fortunes Always Depend On A Fragile Point Guard?
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Been some twitter drama but...
@woj
Nevertheless, multiple sources tell Y! Sports Howard has chosen the Rockets but is still finalizing details of agreement.
― Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KOBE!!!!!
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
kobe will live i'm sure
― balls, Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link
if u call that living
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
@SportsCenter: UPDATE: A source has told ESPN that Dwight Howard has "changed his mind." Howard has told Lakers he's now 50-50.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
^ AMAZING DEVELOPMENT ^
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
these netw3rl tweets from a couple days ago becoming prescient:
2032: a tall man, clad in bearskins, carrying a moose leg club, climbs down out of the Rocky Mountains. "I have decided," said Dwight Howard
Brushing twigs from his beard, he spoke: "After much reflection, I've decided to...god, what was it? Shit. What were the teams again?"
Then he was slaughtered for meat by the mutants that now populated the western states of what was once America.
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
lmao dwight never change
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
This whole thing has just been the worst.
― ω (carne asada), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
but kinda awesome
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link
dude I'm a lifelong laker fan and like the only one here. Not awesome at all bro
― ω (carne asada), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah sorry man! good entertainment for the rest of us but yeah sorry. Sounds like y'all still have a shot at him.
"He changed his mind," the source said. "Hey, he's Dwight. What can you say."
The source said Howard had a possible change of heart because of the extra $30 million he would be leaving on the table if he signs with Houston.
"It's hard to walk away from $30 million," a source close to Howard told ESPNLosAngeles.com. "Harder than we thought."
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link
Los Angeles issued a statement saying that Howard informed Kupchak of his decision "to not return to the Lakers."
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
stealing this from another board but it's amazing:
Los Angeles Lakers:One-Year Rental on Dwight HowardOne-Year Rental on Earl ClarkOne-Year Rental on Chris DuhonPhiladelphia 76ers:One-Year Rental on Andrew Bynum (Did Not Play)Jason Richardson (Played 33 Games)Denver Nuggets:One-Year Rental on Andre IguodalaOrlando Magic:Arron AfflaloOne-Year Rental on Al Harrington (Played 10 Games)Josh McRoberts (Traded for Hakim Warrick then Waived)Nikola VucevicMoe HarklessChristian Eyenga (Immediately Waived)Romero Osby (Denver 2013 Second Round Pick)Philadelphia Conditional First Round PickDenver/New York 2014 First Round PickLos Angeles 2015 Conditional Second Round PickLos Angeles 2017 Top-5 Protected First Round Pick
Philadelphia 76ers:One-Year Rental on Andrew Bynum (Did Not Play)Jason Richardson (Played 33 Games)
Denver Nuggets:One-Year Rental on Andre Iguodala
Orlando Magic:Arron AfflaloOne-Year Rental on Al Harrington (Played 10 Games)Josh McRoberts (Traded for Hakim Warrick then Waived)Nikola VucevicMoe HarklessChristian Eyenga (Immediately Waived)Romero Osby (Denver 2013 Second Round Pick)Philadelphia Conditional First Round PickDenver/New York 2014 First Round PickLos Angeles 2015 Conditional Second Round PickLos Angeles 2017 Top-5 Protected First Round Pick
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
this Laker fan told me he was happy about this cuz they now have a shit ton of cap space. can't wait to see his reaction when he realizes this isn't true until summer of 2014.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
Well no shit
― ω (carne asada), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
what do they do now?
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
not a whole hell of a lot
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link
go 39-43
amnesty kobe
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
fire sale pau and nash for picks?
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
hahaha kobe unfollowed dwight on twitter
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link
does anyone on the planet not hate dwight at this point
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
Recap of tonight's events:http://i.imgur.com/OFmwkzM.gif
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
xpost shaq probably thinks it's hilarious
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link
shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny
Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link
that is a large man
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link
yeah he makes dwight look really small
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:44 (one year ago) link
dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:46 (one year ago) link
yup
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:57 (one year ago) link
would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link
i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes
― omar little, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link
can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link
over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link
Dwight Howard in the 3PT contest in Taiwan 👀 pic.twitter.com/ezlNtpmm4P— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) March 1, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 01:06 (one year ago) link
still a better showing than mj
― micah, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 02:19 (one year ago) link
Dwight Howard’s customized Rolls Royce tuns on when his championship ring makes contact with the hood ornament 🤯💍(via @DwightHoward/ IG) pic.twitter.com/Ns5Nwf4TMF— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 28, 2023
― nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:06 (nine months ago) link
felt right to post this in here
https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1708918028157513976?s=20
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:57 (seven months ago) link
x dot com, fucking hell
Deandre Ayton wants to dominate in Portland 😤(📸: @DannyMarang) pic.twitter.com/Jd1IBOvIkv— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2023
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:58 (seven months ago) link
lol yeah he has these characters he does too https://sports.yahoo.com/deandre-ayton-portrays-different-characters-different-times-thanks-part-green-goblin-211206976.html
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:06 (seven months ago) link
these are the kinds of things you find amusing when you sleep 2-3 hours per night
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 21:38 (seven months ago) link
lol true
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:39 (seven months ago) link
very excited to chronicle the misadventures of deandre ayton, nba center
― Clay, Monday, 2 October 2023 22:01 (seven months ago) link
https://apnews.com/article/dwight-howard-sexual-assault-lawsuit-nba-7bcfb45342393b48ddf07fd62e93fece
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:17 (seven months ago) link
nooooo comment
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:23 (seven months ago) link