that awkward pant length when it's too long to be called capris and too short to be called a pant.
― Poster The Sheeple (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
that interview is maybe as close to charming as I've ever seen mj outside of the bird/mj mcdonalds commercials.
also lol @ quitting basketball to play PGA at 32 but actually quitting the nba for minor league baseball at 29!
― Clay, Thursday, 13 June 2013 10:00 (twelve years ago)
i kinda buy the theory that he turned into asshole after his dad died, w/so many people pointing a finger at his gambling habits as a factor in the murder
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)
A federal judge who labeled Michael Jordan's $5 million lawsuit against Dominick's food stores "greedy" ordered the former NBA star to appear in court this week for an off-the-record settlement conference in a locked courtroom.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-michael-jordan-dominicks-lawsuit-20130614,0,3036539.story
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 June 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)
lol, what a dick move
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)
http://deadspin.com/former-mtv-vj-says-michael-jordan-tried-to-win-her-virg-647195397
― Clay, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)
Kennedy writes that she won the dice game, so there was no question of him "filleting my vag like a sea bass."
are sea bass known for filleting vag?
― adam, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)
I can see why he went for him, they have similar fashion tastes
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)
he went for HER rather
that is the first time i've thought of Kennedy in like two decades
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)
lol kennedy is a big libertarian apparently?
it's too late for me to turn that into a joke about michael jordan gambling for her virginity.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)
it's never too late. just look at emjay... still wearing that lone, gold hoop earring.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
let me teach you how to be a gm
― moullet, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)
hoop earring makes an appearance in bill & jalen's bobcats preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTe0IG8drxI&feature=youtu.be&t=2m23s
― circles, Sunday, 6 October 2013 03:46 (twelve years ago)
or uh if you don't want to watch the whole thinghttp://youtu.be/NTe0IG8drxI?t=2m23s
― circles, Sunday, 6 October 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/BoO4RoL.jpg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/QiaBi0Q.png
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)
Michael Jordan picks top pickup team
I love this story so much.
Of the many poster-worthy dunks in his career, Jordan singled out his slam on Patrick Ewing in the 1991 playoffs as one of his favorites. Jordan did a quick spin away from Charles Oakley on the baseline, soared to the hoop and put down a one-hand slam in the face of Ewing's challenge.Jordan said he thinks about that one "very, very often.""I told him, Georgetown guys don't block shots, they take charges," Jordan said on the video. "I dunked it on him so hard it was unbelievable. Every time I see him, that's the first thing I remind him of."
Jordan said he thinks about that one "very, very often."
"I told him, Georgetown guys don't block shots, they take charges," Jordan said on the video. "I dunked it on him so hard it was unbelievable. Every time I see him, that's the first thing I remind him of."
― Euler, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)
haha that's awesome. i know ppl have turned on jordan but i love his psychopath self, sitting around chuckling over his ruthless glory like conan on his throne
― balls, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)
otm
― Euler, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)
he pulls off canadian tuxedo imo
― flopson, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)
it has been pointed out that he is cheating at beer pong in that photo which is just so jordan
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)o
― am0n, Friday, 15 November 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)
loool
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)
boggling at the effort to put this together...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sLAbHud8bQ
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:06 (twelve years ago)
oh mmmmaaaaaan
― Spottie, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:26 (twelve years ago)
college section interesting for seeing him get the ball in diff spots/ways then as a pro. gets the ball and then instant cut or fake then cut opposite way his man's momentum his going.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:40 (twelve years ago)
awesome find gd
― balls, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:10 (twelve years ago)
gonna watch this in like 30 minute chunks over the next week or so
― Spottie, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:32 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ASl02XM.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)
wut
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 03:31 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/nAhxPic.png
whats the matter champ
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Vy2KL7V.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)
MJ on that offseason diet, ready to ball with Lance in practice
― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/q8ma2xn.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:39 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/MDeYCR7.jpg
MJ was normxcore before normxcore
― 龜, Saturday, 10 January 2015 13:03 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7AP-wVCEAEshpk.jpg
ur wondering who wears the ugliest of all jordans, its mike
― lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:05 (eleven years ago)
Is that recent where do you even get jeans like that
Do you think he has like thousands of pairs of jeans acid washed to his exact specifications that have been stashed in a room since the mid 90s
― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:25 (eleven years ago)
i think he has them custom made
― lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:01 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-FpJDDCYAA4mg_.jpg
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:00 (eleven years ago)
Smh
― Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:02 (eleven years ago)
Lmao at two cigars do you think that jacket has custom cigar pockets?
― brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)
mike looking p now there tbh
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:49 (eleven years ago)
the pockets are for extra burners to call his various bookies
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:31 (eleven years ago)
http://45.media.tumblr.com/88d8062ffdc4ae705b1c3ce30cda6724/tumblr_nxovdzjzxV1tpg4boo1_400.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 23:10 (ten years ago)
lol
He looks good with that bucket hat getup
― brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:10 (ten years ago)
2 cigars mandatory of course
― brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:11 (ten years ago)
what if mj had that hitler moustache because gambling with just money and assets at stake doesn't thrill him anymore and he wagers on wacky dares sometimes too
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:22 (ten years ago)
"yeah, but you even have to wear the mustache in the underwear commercial, the... whatchacall it karl?""Hanes""yeah in the Hanes commercial!""man fuck you chuck"
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:24 (ten years ago)
nice bit from the cargo shorts article on wsjhttp://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856
Many upscale golf courses have banned cargo shorts in recent years. In 2012, Michael Jordan was playing golf in cargo shorts at a Miami country club when he was asked to change his pants, according to news reports at the time. He reportedly refused. His agent released a statement afterward saying Mr. Jordan had previously worn cargo pants at the club without incident.
― Spottie, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 00:33 (nine years ago)