rolling thread for chronicling the misadventures of dwight howard, nba center

i love that the youtube cut ends w/ a split second of kobe being all 'smh'

http://i.imgur.com/dskaYF0.png

"misutilized"??

what the fuck.

Dwight Howard to voice cartoon turkey in time-traveling turkey movie

Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/

dwight is a genuinely weird dude

weird dude energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweSut18OeM

Please please please don't go to the Warriors

warriors could be a contender w dwight man

dwight should go to cbs on wednesdays at 8:30, do something family-friendly, follow his bliss.

dwight's a jesus dude, iirc, mark jackson might be able to get him to harness his talent more effectively.

dwight has harnessed his talent extremely effectively up to this point

dwight's a jesus dude w/ 8 children by 8 diff't women iirc

dwight thread needs every post to begin with 'dwight'

aldwight, is how its going so far

@MySportsLegion: A Houston adult store is offering Dwight Howard free condoms for life if he signs with the Rockets.”

there's something he actually needs

haha

@WojYahooNBA Holed away in Colorado, the Lakers are still prominent in Dwight Howard's mind, sources tell Y! Rockets remain strong, Warriors lurking.

what's happening here in this tweet, it weirds me out

the poetic woj

what r the lakers doing in colorado, not the best state for them

some nice lakes there

http://www.mountainlake.com/mlp/scenes3/duchar21.jpg

true

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/7/3/12/enhanced-buzz-26391-1372870349-2.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOZYISqCAAErO9b.jpg

That looks like he's making the world bleed.

he is, basically

dwight is gonna play for the los angeles flying bloody horse bridges

The Wounded Bridge Pegasi?

steph curry is like, "dwight, its pegasUS not pegaYOU" *storms off, breaks both legs*

lol ur imagination frightens me, or, Why Do The Warriors' Fortunes Always Depend On A Fragile Point Guard?

Been some twitter drama but...

@woj

Nevertheless, multiple sources tell Y! Sports Howard has chosen the Rockets but is still finalizing details of agreement.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KOBE!!!!!

kobe will live i'm sure

if u call that living

@SportsCenter: UPDATE: A source has told ESPN that Dwight Howard has "changed his mind." Howard has told Lakers he's now 50-50.

^ AMAZING DEVELOPMENT ^

these netw3rl tweets from a couple days ago becoming prescient:

2032: a tall man, clad in bearskins, carrying a moose leg club, climbs down out of the Rocky Mountains. "I have decided," said Dwight Howard

Brushing twigs from his beard, he spoke: "After much reflection, I've decided to...god, what was it? Shit. What were the teams again?"

Then he was slaughtered for meat by the mutants that now populated the western states of what was once America.

lmao dwight never change

This whole thing has just been the worst.

but kinda awesome

dude I'm a lifelong laker fan and like the only one here. Not awesome at all bro

oh yeah sorry man! good entertainment for the rest of us but yeah sorry. Sounds like y'all still have a shot at him.

"He changed his mind," the source said. "Hey, he's Dwight. What can you say."

The source said Howard had a possible change of heart because of the extra $30 million he would be leaving on the table if he signs with Houston.

"It's hard to walk away from $30 million," a source close to Howard told ESPNLosAngeles.com. "Harder than we thought."

Los Angeles issued a statement saying that Howard informed Kupchak of his decision "to not return to the Lakers."

stealing this from another board but it's amazing:

Los Angeles Lakers:
One-Year Rental on Dwight Howard
One-Year Rental on Earl Clark
One-Year Rental on Chris Duhon

Philadelphia 76ers:
One-Year Rental on Andrew Bynum (Did Not Play)
Jason Richardson (Played 33 Games)

Denver Nuggets:
One-Year Rental on Andre Iguodala

Orlando Magic:
Arron Afflalo
One-Year Rental on Al Harrington (Played 10 Games)
Josh McRoberts (Traded for Hakim Warrick then Waived)
Nikola Vucevic
Moe Harkless
Christian Eyenga (Immediately Waived)
Romero Osby (Denver 2013 Second Round Pick)
Philadelphia Conditional First Round Pick
Denver/New York 2014 First Round Pick
Los Angeles 2015 Conditional Second Round Pick
Los Angeles 2017 Top-5 Protected First Round Pick

this Laker fan told me he was happy about this cuz they now have a shit ton of cap space. can't wait to see his reaction when he realizes this isn't true until summer of 2014.

Well no shit

what do they do now?

not a whole hell of a lot

Dwight Howard was a surprise participant at the WWE Tryout in Nashville today. He told me he legit wants to join the WWE one day. pic.twitter.com/LiUnNqPsdv

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 28, 2022

the most obv retirement career for him

Dwight Howard announces that he's headed overseas to play in Taiwan for the Taoyuan Leopards.

(via taoyuan_leopards/IG) pic.twitter.com/ur9KL0Vdxh

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) November 8, 2022

bon voyage you goofy fool

Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol

shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny

Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023

that is a large man

yeah he makes dwight look really small

dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening

yup

would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal

i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes

can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers

over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?

haha

Dwight Howard in the 3PT contest in Taiwan 👀

pic.twitter.com/ezlNtpmm4P

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) March 1, 2023

still a better showing than mj

Dwight Howard’s customized Rolls Royce tuns on when his championship ring makes contact with the hood ornament 🤯💍

(via @DwightHoward/ IG) pic.twitter.com/Ns5Nwf4TMF

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 28, 2023

felt right to post this in here

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1708918028157513976?s=20

x dot com, fucking hell

Deandre Ayton wants to dominate in Portland 😤

(📸: @DannyMarang) pic.twitter.com/Jd1IBOvIkv

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2023

lol yeah he has these characters he does too https://sports.yahoo.com/deandre-ayton-portrays-different-characters-different-times-thanks-part-green-goblin-211206976.html

these are the kinds of things you find amusing when you sleep 2-3 hours per night

lol true

very excited to chronicle the misadventures of deandre ayton, nba center

https://apnews.com/article/dwight-howard-sexual-assault-lawsuit-nba-7bcfb45342393b48ddf07fd62e93fece

nooooo comment

https://i.imgur.com/xMexWW6.jpeg

imagining dwight working really hard to cook up a loud one in that picture

you started out in the video room 20 years and youve worked 80 hours weeks since you have high blood pressure and chronic indigestion your star player an idiot thinks youre a fucking joke