itt fans of non-playoff teams chatter about the off season (2013)

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@BuzzFeedJack 2m

Oh my god. Dan Gilbert and Chris Grant are jokingly playing "who really fired Mike Brown" at this press conference. This is so surreal.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

you go from paul silas -> no name mike dunlap -> ???

乒乓, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

how do i post in comics sans

― moullet, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

very important q btw

乒乓, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5kkTiaX.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 28 April 2013 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/20130429/jason-collins-gay-nba-player/#ixzz2Rrh8O559

whoa

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

whoa nice!

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

Though Shaquille O'Neal is a Hall of Famer, I never shirked from the challenge of trying to frustrate the heck out of him. (Note to Shaq: My flopping has nothing to do with being gay.)

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

such a great piece

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, really good

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

the "when i came out (for the first time)" joke was hilarious

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 April 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

secretly wearing 98 to honor matthew shepard is crazy powerful

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 April 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

Metta on Collins:

"Whether it's a free country or not, you should be free to act as you want to do as long as it's not violent. No matter what it is. I came here in a Cookie Monster shirt because I wanted to, and I was going to wear the pants. But I thought you guys were going to judge me. I was going to wear the hat too. But I thought you guys would judge me. I didn't want Mitch (Kupchak) to judge me. So that's why I didn't wear the hats and the pants. But I should've wore it. You should be free to do and act how you want to act."

polyphonic, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

I am beside myself over here

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

nice! much props

乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ metta

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

^^

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

Martell Webster (Washington Wizards): @jasoncillins34 you have made sports what it should be and that’s “OPEN” proud of you for being you. That’s jump shot is still weak lol.

polyphonic, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

i could've told you that jason collins sucked dick. hahaha, rack em!!!

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 April 2013 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/DukeOfBexar/status/328960507962859520

OWNED

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

apparently broussard said something idiotic on TV

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

is that any different from what he usually does

乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

he did indeed.

“If you’re openly living in unrepentant sin, whatever it may be, not just homosexuality, (but) adultery, fornication, premarital sex between heterosexuals … I believe that’s walking in open rebellion to God,” Broussard said on a special edition of ESPN’s “Outside the Lines.”

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

broussard is involved in some christian thing, he's always posting about it on twitter.

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

Premarital sex is the best, what's wrong with this dude

polyphonic, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

im sure his twitter feed will get "fascinating" real quick

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

if premarital sex is wrong i don't want to be right

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/29/jason-collins-mike-wallace-twitter-tweet-homophobic/

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17rqjk8x93iamjpg/k-bigpic.jpg

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

multiple sources tell broussard being gay is wrong.

moullet, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

Mike Wallace ‏@Wallace17_daKid 1m
Never said anything was right or wrong I just said I don't understand!! Deeply sorry for anyone that I offended

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

SMH (shakin' my head)

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

"Personally, I don’t believe that you can live an openly homosexual lifestyle or an openly, like premarital sex between heterosexuals," Broussard said on ESPN's Outside The Lines. "If you’re openly living that type of lifestyle, then the Bible says you know them by their fruits. It says that, you know, that’s a sin. If you’re openly living in unrepentant sin, whatever it may be, not just homosexuality, whatever it maybe, I believe that’s walking in open rebellion to God and to Jesus Christ. So I would not characterize that person as a Christian because I don’t think the bible would characterize them as a Christian."

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://therebuildinitiative.org/uncategorized/a-qa-with-chris-broussard-on-discipleship-in-the-marketplace/

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

Have you found the world of media tough for you as a believer?

I can’t say for certain since I’ve always worked in the media, but I believe the world of media is probably like any other secular work environment (or school, for that matter) – full of unbelievers. Your beliefs, values and lifestyle often don’t jibe with those of your co-workers. Because journalists are perhaps more skeptical by definition, there may be even fewer people of faith in this business. Also, now that I’m fairly prominent on TV and thus, at times interacting with sports and pop culture celebrities, I must have my “spiritual guard” up as I navigate these worlds, where carnality is rampant.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

"Homosexuality is just like premarital sex except I don't give a shit about the 99.999999999999% of NBA players engaging in premarital sex"

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

does dude realize that Jesus hung out with thieves and prostitutes

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

too many nines there (AC Green) xp

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

"If you’re openly living that type of lifestyle, then the Bible says you know them by their fruits.

thats not called for chris

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard 5 Apr

NBA trainer who doesn't work w/TParker says near impossible 2 get tendinitis in the shin, said if its shin-related is probly stress fracture

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

typical of him to spell "they're" wrong though

xp

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard 7 Apr

IF Lakers can get an injury-plagued SA in 1st round, could get interesting. I would pick SA but it could b interesting 4 sure

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

impossible 2 get 4 sure

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

so... Chris Broussard is Prince?

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

imagine what the spurs would have done to the lakers if tony parker didn't have a stress fracture, rip san antonio.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

in other news

Brian Windhorst ‏@WindhorstESPN 48s
Just filed to http://ESPN.com : Sources tell ESPN a committee of NBA owners voted against moving the Kings to Seattle today.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 April 2013 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

not good news for Milwaukee :(

frogbs, Monday, 29 April 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

multiple sources reporting jesus considering offers to trade chris broussard to another religion

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

i wouldn't be surprised if chris broussard was outed at some point

乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

smh dayo

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

speaking as a straight guy but the "lol he's probably closeted himself" tack that some people are given to seems like counterproductive bullying to me

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

i don't really even understand the argument about coaches--spo played pro ball in germany, pop played for the air force and tried out for the '72 olympic team, vogel played jv at kentucky. basically all coaches are "former players," i'm not so sure it's important what level they played at.

― call all destroyer, Sunday, June 16, 2013 3:43 PM (4 hours ago)

yeah. i think these days i'd rather have a dude who's been thinking about the game longer than he's been playing it

look at my watch/I'm in the club and everyone's looking at me/fuck th (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 June 2013 00:42 (twelve years ago)

lol what does that even mean

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 June 2013 00:46 (twelve years ago)

gonna read that as a racial dogwhistle

battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Monday, 17 June 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)

The higher you ascend in terms of competition, the less likely it is you can get by without thinking about the game. A lot. NBA point guards ALL think about the game. A lot. No exceptions.

Aimless, Monday, 17 June 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)

plz stop responding to this nonsense "viewpoint" of kev's

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 17 June 2013 05:19 (twelve years ago)

gonna read that as a racial dogwhistle

― battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Sunday, June 16, 2013 9:30 PM (Yesterday)

ha i'm aware that it can be read that way but i've been posting here for long enough that i'm not worried about that

i am half-trolling tbf (but only half)

look at my watch/I'm in the club and everyone's looking at me/fuck th (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 June 2013 06:20 (twelve years ago)

moving bookmark

乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 11:12 (twelve years ago)

AI just wtf
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/report-allen-iverson-accused-ex-wife-abducting-5-195450969.html

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--doc-rivers-unsure-about-returning-to-celtics-as-coach-after-clippers-deal-falls-apart-171226963.html

celtics handled this one pretty well huh

look at my watch/I'm in the club and everyone's looking at me/fuck th (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

The Clippers were just messing with Danny.

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)

the whole idea of trading a coach is completely bonkers

Clay, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)

like this would only ever occur to two drunk people. no sober pair of gm's would have this idea.

Clay, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)

just... why!?
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9404115/nba-adidas-further-audition-short-sleeve-jerseys

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

well they explain why tbf

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

it is true that no one not on a basketball court should be wearing a basketball jersey, but the addition of sleeves isn't going to help things all that much.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

let me know when a team starts wearing sports tuxedos

keyser saucy vagina (DJP), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)

it's also like, i don't think anybody who owns a basketball jersey was ever prevented from wearing one because they wanted to wear short sleeves instead... they just put on a white tee underneath the jersey

乒乓, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

otm I'm not sporting a tight ass cap-sleeved game jersey

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

LOL see these just flat out cannot look good on normal looking folk
http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2013/02/klay-trey-jerseys.jpg

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

The guy on the right looks 100x less weird than Klay does tbh

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:31 (twelve years ago)

steph curry did not handle his playoff exit well huh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:35 (twelve years ago)

Yeah but c'mon no one in their right mind is wearing that mess out in the public xp
lol granny

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

Sleeves mean more fabric for defenders to grab.

Aimless, Thursday, 20 June 2013 00:40 (twelve years ago)

should do an exhibition shirts/skins game

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 20 June 2013 00:42 (twelve years ago)

well they explain why tbf

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, June 19, 2013 5:19 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

no they didn't btw it's just more space ready for when they sell ads on jerseys

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:43 (twelve years ago)

so the celtics trade rivers to the clips but the league isnt gonna let them move garnett too even in a separate deal figuring the teams will conspire to link the two

lag∞n, Monday, 24 June 2013 00:17 (twelve years ago)

yup

EZ Snappin, Monday, 24 June 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)

baffling on all accounts

call all destroyer, Monday, 24 June 2013 00:24 (twelve years ago)

trading a coach is pretty gangster

lag∞n, Monday, 24 June 2013 04:03 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

lol owned https://twitter.com/bballbreakdown/status/562429811193171968

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 01:59 (eleven years ago)

oops wrong one

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:39 (eleven years ago)


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