the lakers have just pooped their big-boy pants: 2012-2013 NBA regular season thread (part 2)

Yeah NY has come back to earth and with Deron suckage the Nets aren't even a footnote.

hawks look like they're doing okay, but they obv don't have the talent to contend. (n.b. i haven't seen them play this year idt)

Yeah watched them once and they are the same as they were, minus Joe Johnson so probably a little better, actually.

my Hawks idea: max pekovic and move Horford to the 4, tell Josh Smith goodbye

yeah you cant build around smith

that would be a dope move

ideally i think you'd like to get someone who is a true scorer to play with asik but i would be geeked by the idea of jr in houston

jr harden lin asik is just super bizarre to me, i have no idea how that'd work.

fuck the clippers

― J0rdan S., Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:06 PM

suck it, midget

oh smith is better than pekovic, cmon that team would suck

is jr a smoove nickname i'm unaware of

i dunno it seems like an interesting zig when everyone else zags, like fine lebron at the 4 is gonna go nuts but the rest of you smallballers are gonna have to contend with some twin towers action

horford is kind of built like a 4 but he's played center his entire career so who knows

josh smith is still better than pek right now but if i were a coach i'd probably rather have the half-orc

special ILH occasion

http://i.imgur.com/wBm1k.jpg

sure dwyane

https://twitter.com/DwyaneWade/status/284521714476523520
https://twitter.com/DwyaneWade/status/284522277373091840

a father first
a nut kicker second

um, that is a trademark on my custom business cards

YOULL HAVE TO TALK TO MY MANS DWADE

eric bledsoe needs a nickname

am i only one who remembers that espn comercial where they're training upcoming broadcasters on creating new nicknames and one of em calls him drew bled so much he needed a blood transfusion?

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/5677353/20121227_kkt_aj4_464.0_standard_730.0.jpg

YOULL HAVE TO TALK TO MY MANS DWADE

― lag∞n, Friday, December 28, 2012 8:20 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I will not do any such thing. I will kick him in the nuts and demand satisfaction.

fair

that's Texas justice

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1204/new.jersey.nets.classic.photos/images/phil-jackson.jpg

one thing thats cool abt baggy shorts is no one can see yr peen

Phil Jackson: OG hoops hipster
all he's missing are a pair of rec specs

nets should call nate mcmillan

@DwayneWade
More than anything, I think of my boys watchin me 4ward kick 2ward the nuts

boston wizards

Sources: Nets want Phil Jackson

they should see if they can get popovich

Sources: Nets will settle for Mike Brown

should go for Sloan just to fuck with deron

"i was just flopping and happened to kick him in the nuts"

Legit chance that Prokhorov has forgotten he owns the Nets. Sad that he doesn't have a libertine son to give the team to and have Siberian Tiger cubs sitting on gilded strippers' laps in an owner's box that floats above the Barclay's court.

Kinda torn about Avery Johnson; have never really paid attention to his X/Os, but dude won a ton of games early in his career & has a Coach of the Year under his belt. Unless those first years were a total fluke, it's not like you all the sudden become a bad coach. Couple that w/ Deron already pushing out a HoF coach and it's kinda tough to believe that Avery was the big problem.

since u played yr best in utah... *pulls back curtain* we got you your old coach! *glowering sloan*

avery seems like the most annoying person to be around is the thing, you got to have some people skills, you just have to

since u played yr best in utah... *pulls back curtain* we got you your old coach! *glowering sloan*
― lag∞n, Friday, December 28, 2012 11:30 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yesssssssssssssssssssss happy belated Xmas Deron.

should go for Sloan just to fuck with deron
― ω (carne asada), Friday, December 28, 2012 11:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM. There should be a running list of NBA players who deserve that kind of situational purgatory, although Deron/Sloan wouldn't be nearly as much fun as Dwight/Van Gundy.

Are reliable sources saying Phil would be interested? Figured it was Knicks or nothing for him, or Wherever Kobe Is.

avery has a voice that makes him impossible to take seriously in the huddle

cant see phil getting involved w jerseys dead end roster

idk maybe if they just gave him the whole team but still

lol jersey, BROOKLYN

WUT UP

im sitting like three blocks from barclays right now

actually im lying down

avery has a voice that makes him impossible to take seriously in the huddle
― 乒乓, Friday, December 28, 2012 11:35 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Heh I always thought Chris Mullin would make a great coach. Surprising dearth of NYC-metro area accents in NBA coaching right now.

the williamsburg basketball nets

Also figured David Robinson would get into coaching at some point? The players like Dwight need someone who is smiley, affable, and could saunter over to Dwight during practice and whisper, "You know I could kill you with my bare hands, right? Just wanted to make that clear." Feel like he did that w/ Timmy his rookie season and he's still too shook not to play hard.

Also figured David Robinson would get into coaching at some point?

this will never happen btw

Sources: Nets want Isiah Thomas