how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

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camo cargos and a lime green polo. my god

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 29 November 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fef8883fe0a4c78308e1aa2ab98269bb/tumblr_mleuw9LaRQ1rv8ty4o1_400.gif

polyphonic, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DulQbov.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Always loved that pic

utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1122919/index.htm

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

He's in regular touch with Buzz Peterson and Adolph Shiver, basketball pals from his Tar Heel days. He enjoys bowling, follows stock-car racing and tools around in a four-wheel-drive Chevy Blazer. If this sounds like a guy who'll someday retire to a trailer park, remember that he'll be getting $4 million from the Bulls over five years

no way FOUR MILLION???!!??!!!? he should retire after that

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

my favorite phase of mj's career so far is this one, where he is trolling the internet with his outfits. great work.

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

what u didn't like this phase

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/michaeljordan1-727579.jpg

am0n, Friday, 17 May 2013 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

haha that was a good one too. i like how inconsiderate it is of him to grind on someone while holding a lit cigar. seems likely that some ash fell on that woman's head.

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

And suddenly, plays called by Collins were being ignored as Jordan took the ball to the basket. But who could really complain, since the Bulls had started to win? Eventually, though, word got back to Cartwright. He didn`t do or say anything to anybody until late that season, when he told Jordan he needed to talk to him.

There was little small talk exchanged. ``I don`t like the things I`ve heard you say about me,`` Cartwright told Jordan.

Jordan stared at him.

``If I ever hear again that you`re telling guys not to pass me the ball,`` Cartwright continued, ``you will never play basketball again.``

did not know Bill was so gangsta

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 June 2013 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

i can hear him saying that in his raspy three-pack-a-day voice

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2013 05:04 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vxRSn_qqc

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 8 June 2013 09:36 (thirteen years ago)

what the fuck is he wearing there

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 June 2013 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

high fashion shiny red sweats

Aimless, Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

that awkward pant length when it's too long to be called capris and too short to be called a pant.

Poster The Sheeple (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

that interview is maybe as close to charming as I've ever seen mj outside of the bird/mj mcdonalds commercials.

also lol @ quitting basketball to play PGA at 32 but actually quitting the nba for minor league baseball at 29!

Clay, Thursday, 13 June 2013 10:00 (twelve years ago)

i kinda buy the theory that he turned into asshole after his dad died, w/so many people pointing a finger at his gambling habits as a factor in the murder

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

A federal judge who labeled Michael Jordan's $5 million lawsuit against Dominick's food stores "greedy" ordered the former NBA star to appear in court this week for an off-the-record settlement conference in a locked courtroom.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-michael-jordan-dominicks-lawsuit-20130614,0,3036539.story

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 June 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

lol, what a dick move

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Kennedy writes that she won the dice game, so there was no question of him "filleting my vag like a sea bass."

are sea bass known for filleting vag?

adam, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)

I can see why he went for him, they have similar fashion tastes

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

he went for HER rather

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

that is the first time i've thought of Kennedy in like two decades

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)

lol kennedy is a big libertarian apparently?

it's too late for me to turn that into a joke about michael jordan gambling for her virginity.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)

it's never too late. just look at emjay... still wearing that lone, gold hoop earring.

Treeship, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

let me teach you how to be a gm

moullet, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

hoop earring makes an appearance in bill & jalen's bobcats preview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTe0IG8drxI&feature=youtu.be&t=2m23s

circles, Sunday, 6 October 2013 03:46 (twelve years ago)

or uh if you don't want to watch the whole thing
http://youtu.be/NTe0IG8drxI?t=2m23s

circles, Sunday, 6 October 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/BoO4RoL.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QiaBi0Q.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

Michael Jordan picks top pickup team

I love this story so much.

Of the many poster-worthy dunks in his career, Jordan singled out his slam on Patrick Ewing in the 1991 playoffs as one of his favorites. Jordan did a quick spin away from Charles Oakley on the baseline, soared to the hoop and put down a one-hand slam in the face of Ewing's challenge.

Jordan said he thinks about that one "very, very often."

"I told him, Georgetown guys don't block shots, they take charges," Jordan said on the video. "I dunked it on him so hard it was unbelievable. Every time I see him, that's the first thing I remind him of."

Euler, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)

haha that's awesome. i know ppl have turned on jordan but i love his psychopath self, sitting around chuckling over his ruthless glory like conan on his throne

balls, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

otm

Euler, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)

he pulls off canadian tuxedo imo

flopson, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)

it has been pointed out that he is cheating at beer pong in that photo which is just so jordan

lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)o

am0n, Friday, 15 November 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

loool

lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

boggling at the effort to put this together...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sLAbHud8bQ

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:06 (twelve years ago)

oh mmmmaaaaaan

Spottie, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:26 (twelve years ago)

college section interesting for seeing him get the ball in diff spots/ways then as a pro. gets the ball and then instant cut or fake then cut opposite way his man's momentum his going.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:40 (twelve years ago)

awesome find gd

balls, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:10 (twelve years ago)

gonna watch this in like 30 minute chunks over the next week or so

Spottie, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:32 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ASl02XM.jpg

, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)

wut

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 03:31 (twelve years ago)

eight months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/nAhxPic.png

whats the matter champ

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Vy2KL7V.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

MJ on that offseason diet, ready to ball with Lance in practice

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/q8ma2xn.jpg

, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:39 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/MDeYCR7.jpg

MJ was normxcore before normxcore

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 13:03 (eleven years ago)


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