yeah, i'm talkin dwight / yeah, i'm talkin steve: 2012-2013 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

swiss basketball maybe doesnt have dribbling or shooting who knows

It's well known that the Swiss only practice defensive maneuvers.

its p strange overseas

stands to reason

cant really be sure of anything over there

It's nice to see Thabo improve on his shooting. He was below average for years but obviously put in the work during the lockout.

― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, November 27, 2012 3:21 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not so obvious to Jord, I guess

grizz were down to the cavs then held them to 9 in the 4th for the win, they are looking very strong

shooting is a breach of Swiss neutrality.

if you shoot and the ball lands on chocolate you can go to jail i heard

sad they are relapsing

― lag∞n, Monday, November 26, 2012 9:34 PM (48 minutes ago)

haha my thought :/

it's just one game and their coach appears to be a maniac, they'll be fine

The Jazz lost one game by like 45 to the bulls in the finals and pushed it to 6 games

plus they didn't have biyombo, surely that was 35 points of defense right there

idk once they get a taste of that sweet sweet losing its a downward spiral

Important ILH news: Chuck is calling the first TNT game on thursday.

lol thought this was real for a second and got excited

Mikhail Prokhorov ‏@Fake_Prokhorov
Is okay Knick fans there still is chance an Asia player is become world sensation for team this season.

plus they didn't have biyombo, surely that was 35 points of defense right there

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, November 26, 2012 10:28 PM (3 minutes ago)

oh i was wondering what was up w/ him, he was DNP-CD last game

lol thought this was real for a second and got excited

i could see how the 'prokhorov' part of 'fake_prokorov' could throw one off

i knew someone was gonna say that and i just have to respond that the twitter handle is gray and small on twitter.com so i read the rest of the tweet got excited and then read the handle so there

i maybe it is real think abt it

also what is real anyway

In Russia, fake prokorov is real prokorov!

exactly

hahaha
how is ILH not making millions of dollars for our amazing comedy

we should set up a twitter account that just automatically tweets every post

ilh.txt

The Kid Mero ‏@THEKIDMERO
LOOK AT BROOK LOPEZ FUCKIN FACE B THAT'S YA MAN BROOKLYN. THAT'S YA MAN THIS HUMAN OSTRICH.

lol mad

iggy just got thrown out of the nuggs/jazz game

faried: "that's what i do!"

sung to the tune of waka's "this is what we do"

What'd iggy do?

one of the things i love about javale is he can't be rattled. blow a defensive assignment? hustle back up the floor

What'd iggy do?

― Good job, good multiple efforts (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:48 PM (7 seconds ago)

missed the first tech, i think arguing a call, then got in al jefferson's face during the technical free throw and was tossed

javale really is all positivity all the time. even though his face always looks sad!

All 'sad-face' team:

Javale
Anthony Randolph

Who else?

Perk

coached by pop obv
mascot is muppet with gun to temple

matt harpring says some really really dumb stuff on the jazz broadcasts

e.g. ripping demarre carrol for being scored on in the post by andre miller, as if it's easy to guard miller there

i just tweeted this but miller's clock game perplexes me; he's always pushing the pace but when he gets the ball with :38 left in the period he can't bother to get a 2 for 1 and just walks it up

Miller is a nutty dude

aw nice try javale

oh yeah matt harpring said Fournier is a great shooter. "That's the reason he's out there."

that's not quite as when Jay Bilas said "Jan Vesely, this guy can really shoot it."

*as great

any foreigner is good at shooting basically

except Thabo

fake prok is a hilarious twitter account

thabo has now shot well from three in his career for a grant total of four months. but yeah, teams will def have to be guarding him in the playoffs