yeah, i'm talkin dwight / yeah, i'm talkin steve: 2012-2013 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

A friend wrote to me that he's glad to see Fred Astaire back in the league.

Kaman in a suit looks like unfrozen caveman lawyer

Hahahaha there's gonna be so many Pau-to-Dwight dump-offs this year gaaaah.

Kaman in a suit looks like unfrozen caveman lawyer

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:57 PM (6 minutes ago)

someone on twitter said he looked like an aryan nation member at a court date, which i thought was pretty apt

so how many minutes a game does nash play this year? 36? 38?

man i love nash

dwight's vert is like 60% right now

Lebron will maybe guard Dwight at least part-time?

― Clay, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:53 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha this is prob true, pray for miami

"I don't know, I don't care, I just hope they suck," Cuban said with a laugh when asked to evaluate the Lakers on Tuesday night.

i'd be pretty interested in seeing bron try to guard dwight. they're p much the same size, dwight's got an inch or 2 on him

haralabob has used "tbh" and "imo" in the past 4 hours, has he been lowkey reading ILH?

I'd be interested I seeing it too, for the lolz xp

I want to say Dwight is too strong for lebron but idk it's like talking bout batman and the hulk I mean lebron is a v v strong human being.

Dwight does not look great at all

it looked like he got straight up swatted by Curry there

for whoever asked about twitters to follow, here is a list of accounts followed by both @haralabob and @johnhollinger - good place to start

https://twitter.com/FantasyDouche/nba/members

yeah dwight's kinda flat

jae crowder looks great. how many rookie non-PGs make that pass?

my shitty feed and not being used to howard on lakers makes me think they're filming a movie about chamberlain era lakers

I really like the name jodie meeks I might change my name to jodie meeks

so mickael pietrus discovered roddy beaubois at a basketball camp in the french west indies

disney movie of the week in that story.
mwp prances around like he's scared he's gonna wake up his parents

Nash's hairstyle is really bad

last 2 posts otm

As Allen entered the game for the first time, he trotted toward the Boston bench, exchanging a handshake, embrace and a few words with Celtics coach Doc Rivers, who hasn't hidden his displeasure about his former shooting guard's decision to sign with Miami. Allen then briskly shook hands with a few assistant coaches.

But when Allen tried to engage Kevin Garnett, the mutual pleasantries ended. Allen tapped Garnett on the shoulder as he sat on the Boston bench; Garnett didn't even flinch, staring straight ahead, refusing to acknowledge the gesture in any way.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/595/856/KG_IgnoresAllen_original.gif?1351647505

Kenny running around on the set <3

kg just completely kicking off the season right

Collison killing it

jesus wtf dwight u suck

Howard's fts are awwwwful

just like shaq ^_^

Guys, Nash was always Hollywood like that but he didn't live in like, you know, actual Hollywood so it didn't seem as douchey before. That outfit is not out of the ordinary for him at all.

"xp Dubs. I'm kinda on the nuggs bandwagon this year, though."

Welcome fellow dubs fan! ^5

the thing that makes lakers/heat so fascinating obv is that tho the heat have no one to guard dwight (lebron has checked pau before), the lakers consequently have no one to guard wade or lebron

Loved that first heat/c's game so much. Wade hair is fresh, first thing I noticed. Kg snub is all time. Pierce looks nice and their bench looks way more offensively capable. Jeff green lol.

"we have to be more tougher" -- Mike Brown

It's sad to see this Lakers team being managed by... Mike Brown. Actually it's pretty funny.

the lakers consequently have no one to guard wade or lebron

kobe and mwp?

I give brown 6 weeks, tops. PJ to tha rescue.

MWP could've checked lebron

in 2009

if this is the Dwight they have all season they won't get past OKC anyway

well who can check lebron? mwp can do a passable job

Dwight will be fine.

mwp is dece on wade and lebron; kobe is not interested, probably

bad idea for lakers to not practice or play any preseason games before opening night

mike brown is pretty much a living disaster

man I guess another year where Dwight's hard offseason of free throw training doesn't pan out huh?

ah, dwight's first fouling out as a laker. i'm already bittersweet.