The Quest for Tony's Eyebrows: the 2012 NBA Draft

Roy Hibbert ‏@Hoya2aPacer

I don't know why people are so mad about Miles. I saw his workout he killed. He's gonna b good for the pacers.

well that's good!

thunder & bulls shouldn't be getting players this good

Aw, Roy, good teammate, even if he's totally fucking wrong. Hope he's gonna b good 4 Pacers, 2, Hib.

So uh where are all the crazy trades?

Waiting for free agency, it seems.

ha, bulls drafting a PG

RIP d rose we hardly knew ye

Oh lord Stern, LOVE YOU.

booooooooooooooooooooo

Festus is the bestus.

stern just luxuriously bathing in hate <3

Always good to draft a limited 22 year old big man who grabs 6 rebounds a game in the first round.

that stern ending was great

sometimes i forget i hate his guts

Always good to draft a limited 22 year old big man who grabs 6 rebounds a game in the first round.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:29 PM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was about to say.

XPs Actually one of the few times where luxuriating works.

Did Stern do a New Jersey line? Would like to think that he would've milked it for 5-10 seconds just to soak in some glorious boos.

BTW there must be some crazy trade deals going on right now-- so many great players for cheap available right now.

Aww, Bernard James getting drafted is nice.

v v v cool pick there.

"locker room guy" 2nd round pick is smart imo.

Not to be al ¯\(°_o)/¯ but jesus 2nd round is deeper at this moment than maybe ever. Kinda dumbfounded by the talent that's fallen. Some teams need to get their Van Exel on.

Mavs did well in that trade.

trading down in this draft looking pretty smart atm

Hope Draymond goes ham for the next 1,000 NBA games and makes every single team regret not taking him earlier.

This gaucho going to the Pacers according to Chad Ford.

back to back quincys, this is amazing

wroten's probably a good pick for the grizz. had NO ONE to back up conley this year

aw shit the nuggets picked quincy miller

Hollinger will declare them the draft winner.

Well not sure how I feel about the chase b. trade now, but I think it's just because it makes draft night boring when your team doesn't have a high pick

Also it's quite weird, as a wolves fan, not to have been embroiled in a months-long drama about the lottery, then how we got screwed by the lottery, then how is the team going fuck up the pick, etc....it's been so long since we haven't had a top pick, feels weird

Luckily for you this year didn't have a great point guard crop so you didn't miss much.

timberzings

Sad lol

Knicks punking their fans. Awesome.

Gotta love a stash pick for the locals to get excited about.

This made me chuckle:

Zach Harper ‏@talkhoops

Knicks draft George Papadopolous. Strengths: Raised Webster. Good leader. Weaknesses: Knicks fans hate him.

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Damn I had totally forgot about robbie hummel!

spurs select Marcus Denmon of mizzou
college hoops dudes...can he make the team?

portland got a nice 2nd rnd pick

yeah that guy sounds like he could be a contributor.

Hate: Cavs
Love: Nuggets

trading moultrie for a future first was a weird move by the Heat. If a team ever needed help NOW, it's them.

Ainge reveals Sullinger has a herniated disc:" Our medical staff thinks that short-term and long-term there may be some maintenance issues." about 11 minutes ago

between sullinger (a guy who really knows how to play basketball) and fab (a guy who has no idea how to play basketball) the celtics drafted ppl who know an average amount about playing basketball.

i guess they figure 1 year with kg with either break fab completely or forge him into a decent backup center.

fab seems like the kind of guy who could break kg just by being utterly oblivious, standing there smiling sweetly while kg yells at his face

wanted them to take pj3

I did too, but an amiable Melo might be a better fit than a slack PJ3. Garnett will get annoyed with Fab, but could have murked Jones if he copped an attitude.

OF course, this all assumes KG comes back. Please come back.

fab is gonna suck, 7 fters who can play at all do not slip to 22

22 y/o 6 rebs a game, i mean come on