The Quest for Tony's Eyebrows: the 2012 NBA Draft

Later guis, gonna go hang in Granger's Batcave for a while, chill a bit, come 2 terms with this shitty pick.

miami dumping their pick, presumably to save on salary?

sorry CompuPost. I'm not over the moon about the C's picks either.

Only upside about Plumlee is that he is, in fact, a Hoosier by birth, so I can now live w/ this pick.

Stern trying to get the boos from the crowd. Love it.

"long and bouncy" is a shit descriptor.

Stern soaking up boos on draft night is a beautiful annual ritual.

xp Cs picks were pretty great tho, no?

i don't get why the heat wouldn't keep this pick

that was such a masterwork by stern btw

I'm not sold on Fab Melo. Sullinger should be fine, and was good value if his back holds up.

I dunno, Cs picking in the 20s, taking a chance on Sullinger seems like a draft-night steal. Plus the fact that Boston fans can scream Suuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllyyyy = MAJOR UPSIDE.

John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger
Think this is penny-wise pound-foolish by Miami. Never get a better value than late-1st rookie contract.

^^ exactly

the heat should've taken doron lamb or draymond green or perry jones and laughed on the way home

LADIES & GENTLEMAN, THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS:

Jason Quick ‏@jwquick
Blazers center Meyers Leonard suffered a stress fracture in his right foot coming into college and a strained MCL in left knee last summer

There are some legit great players still available.

wow, the thunder getting perry jones just isn't fair

need a gif of those two utah kids

OKC getting a deal if Jones can screw his head on.

Baylor fans will make the road trip to watch him too.

Totally non-plussed at no one picking up Green. Dude won't ever be an all-star, but dude also has the body/hands and, most importantly, doesn't take plays off, which is almost as unteachable as height.

you'd imagine that durant, harden & westbrook will be able to whip him into shape

fran fraschilla is awesome, he should be up there instead of broussard

Fact that Teague/Miller/Green are still there = serious 2nd Rnd steals.

Roy Hibbert ‏@Hoya2aPacer

I don't know why people are so mad about Miles. I saw his workout he killed. He's gonna b good for the pacers.

well that's good!

thunder & bulls shouldn't be getting players this good

Aw, Roy, good teammate, even if he's totally fucking wrong. Hope he's gonna b good 4 Pacers, 2, Hib.

So uh where are all the crazy trades?

Waiting for free agency, it seems.

ha, bulls drafting a PG

RIP d rose we hardly knew ye

Oh lord Stern, LOVE YOU.

booooooooooooooooooooo

Festus is the bestus.

stern just luxuriously bathing in hate <3

Always good to draft a limited 22 year old big man who grabs 6 rebounds a game in the first round.

that stern ending was great

sometimes i forget i hate his guts

Always good to draft a limited 22 year old big man who grabs 6 rebounds a game in the first round.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:29 PM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was about to say.

XPs Actually one of the few times where luxuriating works.

Did Stern do a New Jersey line? Would like to think that he would've milked it for 5-10 seconds just to soak in some glorious boos.

BTW there must be some crazy trade deals going on right now-- so many great players for cheap available right now.

Aww, Bernard James getting drafted is nice.

v v v cool pick there.

"locker room guy" 2nd round pick is smart imo.

Not to be al ¯\(°_o)/¯ but jesus 2nd round is deeper at this moment than maybe ever. Kinda dumbfounded by the talent that's fallen. Some teams need to get their Van Exel on.

Mavs did well in that trade.

trading down in this draft looking pretty smart atm

Hope Draymond goes ham for the next 1,000 NBA games and makes every single team regret not taking him earlier.

This gaucho going to the Pacers according to Chad Ford.

back to back quincys, this is amazing

wroten's probably a good pick for the grizz. had NO ONE to back up conley this year

aw shit the nuggets picked quincy miller