The Quest for Tony's Eyebrows: the 2012 NBA Draft

what the fuck is this guy talking about? tristain thompson from kansas?

tmac and stackhouse kinda tip the scales huh

hollinger's player rater hates this guy

terrible.

fuck

Please please please no one pick Draymond before he falls to the Pacers (although I know they like Miller, too).

NORRIS COLE = NON-LOTTERY GEM

Celtics Town ‏@CelticsTown

Doc on Fab Melo: "He... gives us size."

yes, he does

you can't teach size.

poor, CompuPost

Uh oh, not Plumlee ...

BOOOOOOOOOOOO X 10000

Needed a big white guy to take Foster's place.

hahaha plumlee is so shitty

BUT WE ALREADY HAVE A BETTER WHITE GUY TO REPLACE FOSTER, KYRYLO FESENKO, AND FEZ IS ACTUALLY A FUNNY DUDE AND AN A- DEFENDER

You can't pass on a 24 year old that no one remembers having a particularly great game.

Later guis, gonna go hang in Granger's Batcave for a while, chill a bit, come 2 terms with this shitty pick.

miami dumping their pick, presumably to save on salary?

sorry CompuPost. I'm not over the moon about the C's picks either.

Only upside about Plumlee is that he is, in fact, a Hoosier by birth, so I can now live w/ this pick.

Stern trying to get the boos from the crowd. Love it.

"long and bouncy" is a shit descriptor.

Stern soaking up boos on draft night is a beautiful annual ritual.

xp Cs picks were pretty great tho, no?

i don't get why the heat wouldn't keep this pick

that was such a masterwork by stern btw

I'm not sold on Fab Melo. Sullinger should be fine, and was good value if his back holds up.

I dunno, Cs picking in the 20s, taking a chance on Sullinger seems like a draft-night steal. Plus the fact that Boston fans can scream Suuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllyyyy = MAJOR UPSIDE.

John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger
Think this is penny-wise pound-foolish by Miami. Never get a better value than late-1st rookie contract.

^^ exactly

the heat should've taken doron lamb or draymond green or perry jones and laughed on the way home

LADIES & GENTLEMAN, THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS:

Jason Quick ‏@jwquick
Blazers center Meyers Leonard suffered a stress fracture in his right foot coming into college and a strained MCL in left knee last summer

There are some legit great players still available.

wow, the thunder getting perry jones just isn't fair

need a gif of those two utah kids

OKC getting a deal if Jones can screw his head on.

Baylor fans will make the road trip to watch him too.

Totally non-plussed at no one picking up Green. Dude won't ever be an all-star, but dude also has the body/hands and, most importantly, doesn't take plays off, which is almost as unteachable as height.

you'd imagine that durant, harden & westbrook will be able to whip him into shape

fran fraschilla is awesome, he should be up there instead of broussard

Fact that Teague/Miller/Green are still there = serious 2nd Rnd steals.

Roy Hibbert ‏@Hoya2aPacer

I don't know why people are so mad about Miles. I saw his workout he killed. He's gonna b good for the pacers.

well that's good!

thunder & bulls shouldn't be getting players this good

Aw, Roy, good teammate, even if he's totally fucking wrong. Hope he's gonna b good 4 Pacers, 2, Hib.

So uh where are all the crazy trades?

Waiting for free agency, it seems.

ha, bulls drafting a PG

RIP d rose we hardly knew ye

Oh lord Stern, LOVE YOU.

booooooooooooooooooooo

Festus is the bestus.