The Quest for Tony's Eyebrows: the 2012 NBA Draft

SULLY

god i want the heat to take perry jones

i like sullinger to boston btw. one thing you can say about him & that team is that the heat wouldn't have gotten away with sticking shane battier on him.

true. It's just back issues and Boston have a less than happy history for me.

ha, fab melo is such a stiff

Melo? well, C's need size. he's better then the guys who got time there off the bench last year.

"pretty good hands"

Melo? well, C's need size. he's better then the guys who got time there off the bench last year.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, June 28, 2012 9:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

this much is true

one think i've learned tonight is that jeff van gundy uses a flip phone. so overall a pretty productive draft.

alright hawks don't fuck this up

they fucked.

i want the hawks to take marcus teague

according to Chad Ford

wait, the hawks are the oldest team in the NBA?

probably if you're including their bench

what the fuck is this guy talking about? tristain thompson from kansas?

tmac and stackhouse kinda tip the scales huh

hollinger's player rater hates this guy

terrible.

fuck

Please please please no one pick Draymond before he falls to the Pacers (although I know they like Miller, too).

NORRIS COLE = NON-LOTTERY GEM

Celtics Town ‏@CelticsTown

Doc on Fab Melo: "He... gives us size."

yes, he does

you can't teach size.

poor, CompuPost

Uh oh, not Plumlee ...

BOOOOOOOOOOOO X 10000

Needed a big white guy to take Foster's place.

hahaha plumlee is so shitty

BUT WE ALREADY HAVE A BETTER WHITE GUY TO REPLACE FOSTER, KYRYLO FESENKO, AND FEZ IS ACTUALLY A FUNNY DUDE AND AN A- DEFENDER

You can't pass on a 24 year old that no one remembers having a particularly great game.

Later guis, gonna go hang in Granger's Batcave for a while, chill a bit, come 2 terms with this shitty pick.

miami dumping their pick, presumably to save on salary?

sorry CompuPost. I'm not over the moon about the C's picks either.

Only upside about Plumlee is that he is, in fact, a Hoosier by birth, so I can now live w/ this pick.

Stern trying to get the boos from the crowd. Love it.

"long and bouncy" is a shit descriptor.

Stern soaking up boos on draft night is a beautiful annual ritual.

xp Cs picks were pretty great tho, no?

i don't get why the heat wouldn't keep this pick

that was such a masterwork by stern btw

I'm not sold on Fab Melo. Sullinger should be fine, and was good value if his back holds up.

I dunno, Cs picking in the 20s, taking a chance on Sullinger seems like a draft-night steal. Plus the fact that Boston fans can scream Suuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllyyyy = MAJOR UPSIDE.

John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger
Think this is penny-wise pound-foolish by Miami. Never get a better value than late-1st rookie contract.

^^ exactly

the heat should've taken doron lamb or draymond green or perry jones and laughed on the way home

LADIES & GENTLEMAN, THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS:

Jason Quick ‏@jwquick
Blazers center Meyers Leonard suffered a stress fracture in his right foot coming into college and a strained MCL in left knee last summer

There are some legit great players still available.

wow, the thunder getting perry jones just isn't fair

need a gif of those two utah kids

OKC getting a deal if Jones can screw his head on.