The Quest for Tony's Eyebrows: the 2012 NBA Draft

Today is also Bradley Beal's birthday!

i knew there were gonna be austin rivers/celtics rumbles but there's no way they move up that or he falls that far

i believe in doc though if danny somehow makes that happen

also im pretty sure pierce and especially one kevin crazy eyez garnett can set any yappy lil alpha dog straight

man i swear andy katz just said that sullinger had bulging dicks

booooooooooooooooooo

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omg stern straight trolling talking about the heat in ny!

Goodell could learn a thing or two from this dude.

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"CANT HEAR YOU HATERZ"

lol tear up the mocks

lmao
David stern is better than Vince McMahon imo

last mock I looked at had mkg at #8. writer dudes are just outthinking themselves imo

yeah had been hearing he might be falling as far as eight! good for mkg, i think he's going to be around for quite awhile. XP

He couldn't even talk. So sweet.

actual speechlessness! XP ha

mkg mom!!!!!!

Washington lucked out to get Beal. He and Wall should compliment each other well.

All three of these guys seem like the nicest fellas.

in dis bitch

first of all, MKG's mom just spoke the release of talk!

"accept your strengths and weaknesses and keep it moving"

^ YES

glad the bobcats didn't fuck that up & just got him. i would've taken him at 2.

poly did you just friendzone the draft

"the release of talk" ?

ok i'm gonna have to go to some wiz games next yr

realest*

i don't know what friendzone means in that context

loved the "Bradley Beal: Happy Birthday (turned 19 today)" text.

@johnhollinger
Because who needs Thomas Robinson when you have Jan Vesely.

i was just joking that you were calling them nice guys.

yeah i don't think hollinger likes beal

okay, realest makes more sense.

xposts

it's too bad that the cavs took tristan thompson last year and can't just take t rob now

Now why can't the NFL Draft be like this? Nobody's talking on cellphones, nobody's leaking picks on twitter.

NICE

loving this draft

Waiters is a surprise. Seems like a solid dude.

omg dan gilbert

no trades so far today? usually there's a blockbuster or two by this point.

Dion Waiters! Too much pepper in my paprikosh. #rip_nora

waiters is huge but looks kinda unexplosive to me

I think some of these guys might move later. Trades always seem to be a little slow to happen.

Calipari is scum.

nice to see DOO DOO JUMP still getting some play

seeing a lot of "does portland have the stones to take drummond over lillard" talk. idk dudes, take lillard it's a no-brainer imo.

‏@Dlee042
Announcement : Andy Katz just said J. Sullinger has "bulging dicks" in his back, that may not help his draft status #liveTV

I wish Robinson was going somewhere besides the Kings.

cousins + t-rob is a A- frontcourt

hollinger hates lillard cuz he's 22

that interview was really sweet!

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it's good?