The Quest for Tony's Eyebrows: the 2012 NBA Draft

the nba today podcast from this morning with ryan rueselio & chad ford was very good

of those drafted, offhand:
Parker
ginobili
splitter
Scola
dragic
barbosa (I think?)

that's not a bad starting 5 tbh
god why couldn't we have had Scola

xpost cause bron wont have a ring

Chad Ford ‏@chadfordinsider
Just going up on ESPN with @ESPNSteinLine: Celtics pessimistic they can get high enough in draft No. 1 target Austin Rivers

o jesus

doc over compensating for being a horrible father

hahaha
doc yelling at Austin
FUCK U DAD
AUSTIN YOURE GROUNDED
ESPN reports the team has suspended Austin Rivers for his potty mouth

austin rivers has been send to bed w/o dunks

o my god they cannot be serious

Austin you get to shoot 4 more three pointers before bed because you earned 4 downtown bucks on your star chart

this has to be some thing where doc sat danny down and was like "look let's leak to the press that we tried to get austin so he doesn't hold any resentment but don't actually try and draft him"

docs the only one who can salvage austins career that hes dooming via his selfish style of play which he developed in a desperate attempt to get his coach father to pay attention to him

aw

look dad a contested fade away three off the dribble im not a little kid anymore

lol first line of chad fords bobcats mock draft Analysis: The Bobcats need help everywhere. They don't have a starting-caliber player on their roster right now.

Austin Rivers DNP - ungrateful son

*unfortunate son

austin rivers has been send to bed w/o dunks

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Austin Rivers DNP - ungrateful son

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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Also praying that the Celts move up to take him so the Pacers don't try to do the same.

but what if doc really is the only one who can get through to him, then he would be a steal

I cant care for this on the same day healthcare was decided

that's how i feel about healthcare

i mean i care about healthcare being upheld, it's obviously great but it's not like i'm gonna spend tonight reading the justices decisions or watching cable news analysis instead of the draft

there is enough room in my heart for both, also i watched soccer

Metta WorldPeace ‏@MettaWorldPeace
Today is boring Anything exciting on TV?

haha

I'm choosing to celebrate the health care ruling by mock-drafting/trading the Pacers all the way to Dwight Howard.

j0rdan otm.

Today is also Bradley Beal's birthday!

i knew there were gonna be austin rivers/celtics rumbles but there's no way they move up that or he falls that far

i believe in doc though if danny somehow makes that happen

also im pretty sure pierce and especially one kevin crazy eyez garnett can set any yappy lil alpha dog straight

man i swear andy katz just said that sullinger had bulging dicks

booooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

omg stern straight trolling talking about the heat in ny!

Goodell could learn a thing or two from this dude.

{:-] official

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"CANT HEAR YOU HATERZ"

lol tear up the mocks

lmao
David stern is better than Vince McMahon imo

last mock I looked at had mkg at #8. writer dudes are just outthinking themselves imo

yeah had been hearing he might be falling as far as eight! good for mkg, i think he's going to be around for quite awhile. XP

He couldn't even talk. So sweet.

actual speechlessness! XP ha

mkg mom!!!!!!

Washington lucked out to get Beal. He and Wall should compliment each other well.

All three of these guys seem like the nicest fellas.

in dis bitch

first of all, MKG's mom just spoke the release of talk!

"accept your strengths and weaknesses and keep it moving"

^ YES

glad the bobcats didn't fuck that up & just got him. i would've taken him at 2.

poly did you just friendzone the draft