The Quest for Tony's Eyebrows: the 2012 NBA Draft

Marvin Williams isn't actually any good so doesn't change your equation.

Pablo S. Torre ‏@SIPabloTorre

Royce, on Michael Kidd-Gilchrist: "I don't like that kid. He's too hyped up. He's not as good as they think he is. He's a kid. I'm a man."

Asked Royce what he told Drummond, who'd downplayed ISU frontcourt, in ISU-UConn: "'You f----- up. You talked too much.'

also chad ford SAVAGES austin rivers

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, June 27, 2012 2:31 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya ive been v surprised at how much love rivers has gotten, chad ford otm

Beckley Mason ‏@BeckleyMason
Important report from the draft: loooooots of staring at reporters trying to match faces to Twitter profile pictures

i've been low on austin rivers since he was in high school

oh man, ford has the nuggets taking royce white in that thing. PLEASE

i can't decide whether i want the nuggets to take a stretch 4 or a back up point guard. i'm giddy at the thought of either.

"he's roy tarpley before the drugs"

this draft is gonna be fun. does NBA tv do live coverage? has to be better than ESPN's right?

espn's nba draft coverage is amazing in its wall-to-wall spectacle of ineptitude.

it's kind of nuts that TNT once had the draft. i would pay an embarrassing sum of money for that to happen tomorrow night.

srsly

omg it's today

please don't fuck it up gms (esp. blazers)

@ESPNStatsInfo: Since 1999, Spurs have made 27 picks, 15 have been international players. That is the most int'l players drafted by a team since then

dispite all the darko/grainy video/workout wonder bashing the spurs of course know whats up

the nba today podcast from this morning with ryan rueselio & chad ford was very good

of those drafted, offhand:
Parker
ginobili
splitter
Scola
dragic
barbosa (I think?)

that's not a bad starting 5 tbh
god why couldn't we have had Scola

xpost cause bron wont have a ring

Chad Ford ‏@chadfordinsider
Just going up on ESPN with @ESPNSteinLine: Celtics pessimistic they can get high enough in draft No. 1 target Austin Rivers

o jesus

doc over compensating for being a horrible father

hahaha
doc yelling at Austin
FUCK U DAD
AUSTIN YOURE GROUNDED
ESPN reports the team has suspended Austin Rivers for his potty mouth

austin rivers has been send to bed w/o dunks

o my god they cannot be serious

Austin you get to shoot 4 more three pointers before bed because you earned 4 downtown bucks on your star chart

this has to be some thing where doc sat danny down and was like "look let's leak to the press that we tried to get austin so he doesn't hold any resentment but don't actually try and draft him"

docs the only one who can salvage austins career that hes dooming via his selfish style of play which he developed in a desperate attempt to get his coach father to pay attention to him

aw

look dad a contested fade away three off the dribble im not a little kid anymore

lol first line of chad fords bobcats mock draft Analysis: The Bobcats need help everywhere. They don't have a starting-caliber player on their roster right now.

Austin Rivers DNP - ungrateful son

*unfortunate son

austin rivers has been send to bed w/o dunks

― lag∞n, Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:33 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Austin Rivers DNP - ungrateful son

― Moreno, Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Also praying that the Celts move up to take him so the Pacers don't try to do the same.

but what if doc really is the only one who can get through to him, then he would be a steal

I cant care for this on the same day healthcare was decided

that's how i feel about healthcare

i mean i care about healthcare being upheld, it's obviously great but it's not like i'm gonna spend tonight reading the justices decisions or watching cable news analysis instead of the draft

there is enough room in my heart for both, also i watched soccer

Metta WorldPeace ‏@MettaWorldPeace
Today is boring Anything exciting on TV?

haha

I'm choosing to celebrate the health care ruling by mock-drafting/trading the Pacers all the way to Dwight Howard.

j0rdan otm.

Today is also Bradley Beal's birthday!

i knew there were gonna be austin rivers/celtics rumbles but there's no way they move up that or he falls that far

i believe in doc though if danny somehow makes that happen

also im pretty sure pierce and especially one kevin crazy eyez garnett can set any yappy lil alpha dog straight

man i swear andy katz just said that sullinger had bulging dicks

booooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

omg stern straight trolling talking about the heat in ny!

Goodell could learn a thing or two from this dude.

{:-] official

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