why has no one brought up the fact that shaq has played like 20 games this year? why are people acting a if it's a foregone conclusion that he's even going to make it into the playoffs?
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)
one of the reasons they sited for picking up shaq was defense. i don't see it. "WOW there's a big 7 footer nailed to the paint"
― carne asada, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
+ marion is a pretty good perimeter defender. his disgruntlement must have run deep for this to make any sense to anyone. like jordan said shaq is hurt *as we speak*, to say nothing of how ineffectual he was when he was "healthy" earlier this year.
― tremendoid, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
As I said before: Pat Riley -- Genius GM.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 8 February 2008 03:37 (eighteen years ago)
wtf suns, indeed
― am0n, Saturday, 9 February 2008 03:58 (eighteen years ago)
I totally think the Heat got the best of this deal.
Even if Shaq somehow comes back this year and plays decently, what about the OTHER TWO YEARS in which he is still under contract?
Meanwhile Miami somehow managed to dump a contract thought previously undumpable and get SHAWN MARION too?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
I'd be thrilled if O'Neal helps Phoenix win a title. They deserve it.
I would love for Phoenix to win so that everybody will stop fellating Chuck Daly decades later. Is it so wrong for uptempo offense to win a title?
to think how things might have turned out last year had Amare not been suspended.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
I ran into a guy wearing a suns hat while out last night. Dude was not happy.
― Clay, Saturday, 9 February 2008 21:01 (eighteen years ago)
was the hat a bootleg?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
he's benched for this game but they can't stfu about him and keep showing reaction shots of his deadpan mug
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/09/sports/09araton_600.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:36 (eighteen years ago)
i am v v v v v interested in seeing shaq actually play w/the suns
― jhøshea, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:37 (eighteen years ago)
nah i am too but fucking shut up already until hes on the court y'know
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2008-02/35308487.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/KAZAAM-783477.JPG
lolololo
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
wizards uniforms r so fugly
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K1EXurORC0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFME30bB7ok
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riV3hvW8M64 O_O
― circles, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:22 (eighteen years ago)
if am0n is talking about the wizards' gold joints he is wrong
― J0rdan S., Monday, 11 February 2008 08:24 (eighteen years ago)
designed by diddy too
that explains it then
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKhP3PnB_xM
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mjwyLp6OiM&NR=1
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
he had some handles and an actual jump shot(!) back in the day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFqZlGVswZ8
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
I sort-of want Shaq to fail for the Suns so we can see him on Inside the NBA in the next few years.
― Mr. Goodman, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)
Since we're posting clips ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWo-VA1mf6Y
― Mr. Goodman, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
the post move he did at the 1:50 mark of the mixtape was stinky.
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:13 (eighteen years ago)
good block. i want shaq to have 10 rings
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
45 yo shaq would be awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jMOK87N7A
― Jeff LeVine, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ap4PBl7V9jq5ZB71cWEOySq8vLYF?slug=ap-suns-shaq&prov=ap&type=lgns
talking the talk.
― tremendoid, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shaq_terrified_of_phoenix_suns
― am0n, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
The Lakers' Phil Jackson, O'Neal's former coach, said Shaq's role would be "taking the ball out of bounds and waiting for the other team to get back."
"He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny," Shaq said without smiling. "Ha-ha. Very funny."
rooting for shaq but he got clowned
― tremendoid, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:40 (eighteen years ago)
The Zing Master
― carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:47 (eighteen years ago)
he's right though, it is very funny
― am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
lol
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:26 (eighteen years ago)
"Earthlings must be careful with what they say," O'Neal said.
Jackson's reply was with a smile: "He's a space cadet, no doubt about it, so I can understand it."
― carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:38 (eighteen years ago)
"I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over," O'Neal said. ... "Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard."
Long pause.
"You like that analogy?" he said, obviously pleased with himself. "That was pretty good?"
― am0n, Thursday, 21 February 2008 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
i don''t like the big cactus w/o facial hair
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:08 (eighteen years ago)
also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"
OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:11 (eighteen years ago)
that presser was genius - yay shaq!
― jhøshea, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:14 (eighteen years ago)
why did he apologize to raja bell in spanish? i didnt get that? it was funny anyway tho.
― jhøshea, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:15 (eighteen years ago)
shaq looked pretty damn good for a guy who hadn't played in a month. or at least he did in the 2nd half. kobe was bananas though.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:51 (eighteen years ago)
http://shaqisagooddetective.ytmnd.com/
― ;y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵. (am0n), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8479402/Report:-Shaq-accused-of-stalking-female-rapper
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 04:59 (seventeen years ago)
old news I guess
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)
LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)
I hope he never stops twittering.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
he stopped for liek 24 hours and i was worried. i even twittered my concern.
― very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
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― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:11 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark
lmao
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ldvsC.gif
― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
what a bro
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
have to admit, sorry to see him go. Watched the entire press conference yesterday, the guy is kind of amazing, one of the greatest ever "performers", up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc as far as being at home on a big stage
― Dominique, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
could ball it up too
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc
don't forget liberace and elvis
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.basketball-reference.com/blog/?p=9588#more-9588
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
He missed 5317 free throws in his career
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/shaq-and-shaqs-girlfriend-most-likely-stretch-the-limits-of-what-is-sexually-possible/
holy god
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
his dick must be the size of her arm
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:22 PM Bookmark
think more discussion warranted on this
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
can i just
http://shaq.com/media/wysiwyg/shaq_soda.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)
the strawberry cream soda one was p good
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STZAPItlAV4
― k3vin k., Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)
sick
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)
i still have my Shaq soda cans in our kitchen
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 23:07 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsD5nFgU0AA-zTl.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dsjt1d_U0AAXlWV.jpg
― Spottie, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:46 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-xSnhoVIAglpFK?format=jpg&name=large
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:44 (four years ago)
shaq looking a little concerned there!
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:51 (four years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CyYxAdQQ52k/VEwWLO-BOGI/AAAAAAAA0to/648Jn-5sUIk/s1600/vlcsnap-2014-10-24-19h40m22s154.png
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:58 (four years ago)
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:02 (four years ago)