so not baller

Chris Paul was on Wait Wait don't tell me!

"Always a fan of the sandwich, Matt Bonner was eating lunch when his phone kept buzzing with calls from San Antonio yesterday. By mid-afternoon, the Concord native agreed to terms with the Spurs on a four-year contract extension through the 2013-2014 season."

patron saint comes through again!!!

So after signing the largest contract of his life Tuesday, the longtime Pontiac Grand Prix driver and delicatessen aficionado embarked on a new age of outlandish spending. “When I splurge,” Bonner said, “I'm going to order double meat on my sandwich.”

i can't believe this motherfucker sometimes!!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3564/4032485181_b93e5e7f77.jpg

LOL

sweet sandwich-eating shirt, dude

http://vimeo.com/13392913

is bon-bon wearing a david bowie low shirt??

andrew bogut is serially complaining abt tipping in america on twitter smh

He should be on ILX then.

im sayin

During his brief tenure in Houston, Scottie Pippen was affectionately known as No-Tippin Pippen at the local Italian eatery my family frequented. The rhyme made itself, it's like he was destined to be the least stuntin dude on whatever team he was on.

!!!

How can anyone be "affectionately" known as that?

yeah scottie pippen is a famous cheapskate. dude came from circumstances; what can u say?

http://imgur.com/ZcaTf.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/2865489089_b64351f26b.jpg

Seriously, whaddup, Warriors??

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:05 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

look, i just stumbled onto this thread from site new answers and don't no anything about basketball (via being a britisher) or even who this guy is...

but those are some TROUSERS.

lollin' @ dwayne schintzius

http://media.mysanantonio.com/images/SPURS%20ROCKETS%20PRE%202010%20KMH%2018.jpg

war

<3

welcome back, bonner!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hmbcNYOd_Q

Regarding his own personality, Duncan compares himself to Will Hunting of the movie Good Will Hunting, which centers around the genial and antagonistic character of Will Hunting, portrayed by Matt Damon. He stated: "I'm just a taller, slightly less hyperactive version of the Damon character in the movie.

Duncan also loves Renaissance fairs and the fantasy role playing game Dungeons & Dragons.[95]

― Clay, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 1:13 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark

He literally has a tattoo of a wizard on his back

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2010/11/16/good-times-rolling-for-spurs/

Spurs center Matt Bonner sat at his locker before a recent game at the AT&T Center, deep in thought and staring at his feet, as if contemplating some key piece of preparation for the night ahead.

Which, in a way, he was.

“Which pair of shoes should I wear?” Bonner finally asked, holding aloft a pair of Converse and a pair of New Balance.

Someone proposed he don one of each, a suggestion Bonner considered a few seconds before an eavesdropping teammate shattered the dream.

A mismatched shoe selection would violate the NBA’s uniform dress code, Manu Ginobili interjected, and could cost Bonner $25,000 in fines.

“Just think of how many sandwiches that is,” Ginobili said, referring to Bonner’s famously favorite form of sustenance.

And so, for the next 10 minutes, the Spurs’ starting guard and backup center set out to quantify exactly that.

Estimating (conservatively, he says) 700 sandwiches per year at $5 a pop, Bonner ? concludes it would cost seven years’ worth of hoagies to flout the NBA’s uniform rules for one night.

“The punishment doesn’t fit the crime,” he sighed, as the rest of the room disintegrated into laughter.

<333333333333

@the_real_nash Just took my daughters to see Tangled. Who knew I was a fan of Repunzel? Recomended for Daddy's and their daughters.

http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/02/07/tbj-campaign-matt-bonner-for-3-point-contest/

somehow not surprised that matt bonner can do a great napoleon dynamite

Nick Collison: Someone is "making it rain". I won't hesitate to grab a 20 dollar bill and pocket it. #recession #lockout.

baller v. hustler

AndrewMBogut
Another day, another words with friends victory against @Joeingles7 .
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http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_livvvmyWJR1qzel1vo1_500.png

it's hard to be baller when you're 8

lol @bosh caption. li'l yao is pretty baller imo

http://deadspin.com/5803352/heres-a-gallery-of-photos-of-indiana-pacer-mike-dunleavy-jr-wearing-a-tutu/gallery/2

haha wait i didn't realize he was dressed as ace ventura's alter ego

from Twitter:

WakaFlockaBSM Waka Flocka Flame
Just droped 200 on my new 4 door saturn lockerz.com/s/143862613

http://espn.go.com/blog/chicagobulls/post/_/id/6750/white-mamba-fan-fave-on-off-the-court

We head into Teavana next, a tea store in the middle of the mall, in which Scalabrine has become close to the older woman who manages the store. He swears by the mixes of tea she has put together for him in the past. He trusts she would brew him up something good.

timmy! http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/tim-duncan-wears-pretty-nerdy-punisher-knee-brace-230731615.html#more-13858

lol

cant believe any1 who has ever listened to Tim duncans 7 foot Mathlete voice would ever doubt hes a huge fuckin nerd

man if i were dungeons & dragons i would have been calling tim duncan and vin diesel every day until they relented for some kind of ad campaign

http://espn.go.com/blog/chicagobulls/post/_/id/6750/white-mamba-fan-fave-on-off-the-court

We head into Teavana next, a tea store in the middle of the mall, in which Scalabrine has become close to the older woman who manages the store. He swears by the mixes of tea she has put together for him in the past. He trusts she would brew him up something good.

― fit and working again, Friday, January 20, 2012 2:00 PM (1 week ago)

aw! v unballer but v endearing!

the whole piece i mean

The manager tells Scalabrine to come back whenever he wants and sign some autographs for the customers.

lol @ this, sign some autographs, sweep the floor mb, idk just be here at 9

i did eat paleo for a while and it was p amazing

― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:54 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey!

mj ate 1 juicy steak before every game

paleo is all steaks bra

for lack of a better place

http://espn.go.com/high-school/story/_/id/7581140/piggyback-bandit-puzzles-high-school-sports-officials-northwest

ew

xp

this seems like a pretty dangerous idea bc kobe won't stop until he's broke or the best at it

kobe needs to start hanging with Lacob if he wants to become a trVe BAB

Kobe should team up with peter thiel imo, they'd probably get each other

what could be more baller than fishing for grouper, my bad

Kobe should sue TMZ through an intermediary, good call Clay.

old news but...

In March 2016, Bonner was featured on the season-premiere episode of FYI's Tiny House Nation, where he and his wife Nadia had a 276-sq.-foot house custom-built.[17]

lmao

hahahaha perfect

matty b is doing postgome analysis for the local fox sports spurs games

i went back and re-read this thread and

this may be is my best thread

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also, this run of DN's are some of my best^^^

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/07/business/meadowlands-arena-nbc-studio.html

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/01/08/business/07IZODCENTER-01/merlin_163968468_feacd490-d46a-45b7-83cb-581fd55c5ae3-superJumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp

thats kinda dope

Synecdoche, NJ