IF U WERE LEBRON WHAT WOULD U DO

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i would join the relief effort in haiti full time

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

tbrr tho go to chi with bosh and try to pry philjax out of LA

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

Does anyone have any links that shed light on what Bosh actually is looking for? Like, is he a chip-at-all-costs guy? Would he like being a #2 or #3 option? I feel I have no idea what he wants besides attention.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

he just wants 2 b loved

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

and well-paid, but i don't think he's a gotta be #1 guy tbh

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

i think he wants to escape canada

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 May 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

i think everyone assumes he's a miami lock? altho i guess a lebron sign & trade with chi would open the door for him going to the bulls? but more realistically the heat

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

iirc the Cavs don't have any picks in this years draft

lebrons elbow (brownie), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

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forksclovetofu, Monday, 17 May 2010 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i heard he did. twice.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

obama's on it: http://www.theonion.com/articles/president-obama-mentions-hed-like-to-see-lebron-ja,17512/

symsymsym, Saturday, 29 May 2010 02:04 (sixteen years ago)

heh, that's pretty much exactly what I thought when I heard about O recommending chicago

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 29 May 2010 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

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System, Monday, 28 June 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

i would insist on a sign-and-trade with the minnesota timberwolves.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 28 June 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

I just wish he would confide in Dan Gilbert and say, "Look, don't tell anyone, but I'm signing with Chicago (or whoever) next year." That way, at least the Cavs could prepare for a LeBron-less future. As it is now, they're completely stuck in the dark and have no way to rebuild the team. Plus, there's the whole thing about how he's selfishly doing this all for his ego, and to be honest he's really pissing me off.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't think LeBron is coming off very well this summer.

Clay, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

i think he will get over it by taking a bath in ben franklins

paul wallowitz and chaimillionaire - get ya mind kashrut (m bison), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't think LeBron is coming off very well this summer.

better now than if he did a "tour" of the cities with teams wooing him.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 29 June 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

see i don't see what's wrong with doing a tour of such cities -- it would be pretty pointless since he's been to all these places, but if anything i think it's more self-centered to be like "NO YOU COME TO ME"

incredible length (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

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System, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

otm

ksmh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

wait, which two of you would join the clippers if you were lebron?

i am worried about your well-being.

Clay, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

OH FIVE PEOPLE GOT IT RIGHT

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 30 June 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

voted 4 miami, riles was the tie-breaker w chi

paul wallowitz and chaimillionaire - get ya mind kashrut (m bison), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

first of all

pros: best city with an nba team

i mean... lol. just.... laughing out loud.

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altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

funny thread

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

none of us knew how the heat would fit three max guys!

call all destroyer, Friday, 29 June 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

yeah their roster at that point would be

wade
bosh
lebron/stoudemire etc
mario chalmers
dequan cook

& that's it

profit???

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, May 14, 2010 2:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

call all destroyer, Friday, 29 June 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

profit!!

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

none of us knew how the heat would fit three max guys!

― call all destroyer, Friday, June 29, 2012 5:49 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah i was legit stumped by the presence of james jones. i guess they bought him out? i don't even remember.

i guess the one thing we didn't know is that they all would end up giving up some money

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that seems like the key

call all destroyer, Friday, 29 June 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

six years pass...

record a rap song w/KD

https://soundcloud.com/frankywahoo1400/labron-kd-it-aint-easy-produced-by-franky-wahoo-stewbillionaire

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 September 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Anyone watching The Shop on HBO?

not super groundbreaking or anything, but it's really engaging, Lebron is a cool guy. Mo Bamba and Victor Oladipo seem really nice, Ben Simmons seemed ok

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:13 (seven years ago)

the drake part was pretty good i thought

J0rdan S., Monday, 15 October 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

it's fun to hear lebron curse

J0rdan S., Monday, 15 October 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

Drake part was prob my least fav but obv the most noteworthy. I just like seeing the dudes shoot the breeze. First ep was more natural imo.

Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 15 October 2018 03:10 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

Edie Falco went on Chuck D’s podcast "Shattered: Hope, Heartbreak and the New York Knicks", and let it slip that the Knicks brought back Gandolfini and Falco in a bid to lure LeBron. Who better than Jersey’s finest to recruit James to New York? According to Deadline, frequent 30 for 30 director Jonathan Hock helmed a ten-minute short that reunited the titular Sopranos. “We got those requests all the time back then and Jim Gandolfini, he did nothing. And somehow, he agreed to this thing, which I was shocked by,” Falco said. “I thought it was a prank when someone said Jim’s going to do it.”

The short was shot in Gandolfini’s apartment, and posited that Tony Soprano had been in witness protection ever since his maybe-death in the HBO show’s final episode. Alas, as anyone who watched The Decision knows, LeBron did not wind up going to New York. “I couldn’t believe that it didn’t work,” Falco said. “Not so much because of The Sopranos. I just thought, it’s New York. How does anyone say no to New York, for God’s sake? But he did!”

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:49 (five years ago)

I've been to New York it's remarkably easy to not want to go there

frogbs, Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:53 (five years ago)

it helps if you have a pretty good chance to win a Tony or be a Tony.

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 April 2021 21:18 (five years ago)

one month passes...

i am doubting that lebron has the level of acting necessary to star in a cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCsEKvz2mxs

burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:41 (five years ago)

nine months pass...

This has been on Wikipedia for more than a year. https://t.co/wp8slQbClD pic.twitter.com/SgYBxOLRY9

— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) March 17, 2022

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 March 2022 20:33 (four years ago)

jaymc.xls

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 17 March 2022 20:49 (four years ago)

what a delight to see jaymc crossover from my main twitter to my hoops twitter account

class project pat (m bison), Thursday, 17 March 2022 22:47 (four years ago)

lol when I saw that tweet earlier I was like "I feel like I know this guy from somewhere...?"

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 17 March 2022 23:11 (four years ago)

How do you think I feel, being that I hadn't seen a pic of him since we were in high school

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 17 March 2022 23:58 (four years ago)

three years pass...

This Lebron song trend is so stupid, i love it.

https://bsky.app/profile/samueldg.bsky.social/post/3lkqmypbzqc2o

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 19 March 2025 16:46 (one year ago)


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