btw, Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death is a self-aware-ish budget title that looks fairly enjoyable if you are so inclined
― Andrew Kornfan, Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link
When it hits a budget price I think I'll bite on Dragon's Crown
― Nhex, Thursday, 17 October 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SURg-VSIq7M
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 October 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
Ha, Ride to Hell dropped to $10 at BestBuy. I'm really tempted to get it from jjjusten's review here but... i've probably got enough legitimately good games in the backlog that it would be unwise
― Nhex, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link
Love this reviewhttp://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-07-10-ride-to-hell-retribution-review
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
god I love Cara Ellison
― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 25 October 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link
Contender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5drSYII5mFY
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
man. he didn't even kill anybody in First Blood!
― Nhex, Saturday, 9 November 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link
Ooooh, Catherine is hitting this sweet spot. Not so much terrible as just super super weird
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Saturday, 16 November 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad on sale on PSN. Thoughts?
― Nhex, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
Was on sale on XBL today too, grabbed it. Will report back... eventually.
― Nhex, Saturday, 30 November 2013 05:54 (ten years ago) link
Not available on ps3 in America god damn it
On the plus side flash sale on deadpool so uh oh
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:08 (ten years ago) link
Ha never mind, on sale for less in physical format. Tomorrow you will be mine, terrible terrible game.
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:11 (ten years ago) link
hm.http://www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-one/fighter-within/critic-reviews
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
also:ride to hell: retribution - $7defiance - $7aliens: colonial marines - $9http://www.gamefly.com/Store/PS3/
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Aliens - that's the broken one that looks like a PS2 game?
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
true of so many games, but yes
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
a friend picked up the Alone in the Dark reboot mentioned way upthread as a gag and oh my god this is really something
― papa smango (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link
Aliens: Colonial Marines for PC download, $1.99 just for today. Comes with coupon for $5 off an Amazon download next month, they're usually pretty good with their "Best Of" selection in January.
― Nhex, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
dudes i want to talk about Anarchy Reigns
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 13 January 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link
so its a sequel (kind of?) to madworld, closed world beat-em-up that is also apparently a 20ish character fighting game as well - im hot garbage with regards to fighters, so i am not a good judge. dumb as a brick in many ways, weird "why is this here" vehicle timed lap racing sections, no attempt at even vague coherency, interspersed with completely out of character and hamfisted "touching" dead kid storyline. its a glorious god damn mess so far, not as broken as ride to hell (which well jesus i dont know if anything in recent memory is that broken) but so bafflingly out of step with videogames of the modern day that it is quite refreshing. its no bulletstorm, but its cheap as dirt and solidly in the spirit of this thread.
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 13 January 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link
sounds fun, will wait for $5
― Nhex, Monday, 13 January 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
just learned about this stinker recentlyhttp://www.gameinformer.com/games/dark/b/xbox360/archive/2013/07/09/a-vampire-who-sucks-at-everything.aspx
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 13 January 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link
lol the voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczVtwQi8LY
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 13 January 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link
jesus that music
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 06:14 (ten years ago) link
Ride to Hell won GB's worst game award last year
― Who is DANKEY KANG? (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 08:39 (ten years ago) link
ORION: Dino Horde is free this weekend (and if you really like it permanent ownership is on sale for $1 )
http://cf.shacknews.com/images/20130326/003_25155.nphd.jpg
u know u want to
― Mordy , Friday, 21 February 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link
supposedly really really awful
― Nhex, Saturday, 22 February 2014 00:49 (ten years ago) link
The first good argument for me to own a gaming PC. Which I don't, so infinite sadface.
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link
daikatana only $1.5 right now on steam:http://www.gog.com/game/daikatana
― Mordy , Saturday, 5 April 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
noooooo
― Nhex, Sunday, 6 April 2014 01:18 (ten years ago) link
jjjjusten if you like bad games and you don't have even a mid-level PC that can run garbage from 2006ish then you're missin out.
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 12 April 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link
I know! Curse of Mac owner. And it's a shitty "old" mac, but that still means nothing came out for it ever.
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 April 2014 04:34 (ten years ago) link
Ohhhhh yeah, grabbed Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard for 90 cents on that recent flash sale, let's get stupid
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link
I kept seeing these two Skylight games (for Vita) pop up in PSN sales and became curious enough to look into them. And, well...holy jesus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRtn_KG9jAw
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link
Just to be clear, these are pretty much brand new games and not something someone made for their high school computer class in 1996.
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link
Ah ha ha ha. Just saw that this is currently on clearance sale in the PSN store and came here to post a gameplay vid, totally forgetting that I'd already ragged on this irredeemable POS. Thanks for saving me some work, Younger Lunch.
― Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link
jeeze louise
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:38 (five years ago) link
Ah heck, why not another, it's pretty funny to hear the reviewer get pissy about trying to 'play' the godforsaken thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ41J-sGyXs
― Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:42 (five years ago) link
To be clear, someone is responsible for making three entire games that look/play like this.
― Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:44 (five years ago) link
i'm definitely planning to do a adventure into this world on the switch but waiting another year or so for the library to 'mature'
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:05 (five years ago) link