Better to be unplayable than uninspired - adventures in terrible gaming.

ok fuck it, im buying duke nukem forever tonight. i think gamestop has it for under $5, so why not

hahaha whoo boy, this is really something

john, you know - earlier this morning, i was gonna respond to that post with something in the order "man, maybe there are some games that might not be worth the time"

then i walk into Best Buy today, and i see DNF brand new for three dollars, and i cannot resist

That game has a demo, there is no reason for anyone to play that game :)

John, you should post a video/audio review

ok finished it. i know you will all think i am crazy, but it was infinitely better than i thought it would be. this is not to say that it isnt the most stupid and peurile game i have played in years because whoa it sure is, but the single player campaign is long and not actually bad. multiplayer is hilariously dated in a way that is hard to even describe, and painful to play, but you will be glad to know that there are still devoted maniacs for this just like every other shoot you in the face game on the planet. some particularly classy moments include slapping "wall boobs" until milk shoots out of them and the fact that if you hold up the ego boosting porn mags at just the right angle to the light, there are jizz stains on them. a couple of knowing moments where you say some horribly lunk-headed one liner and one of the space marine grunts in the area will respond with "uh. ok duke."

well worth $5, do not pay a penny more.

also, brink is turning out to be way way better than expected. of particular note is that the online crowd seems way less creepy than your average cod/halo/l4d peeps - no griefing, no attempts to fuck over new players, lots of avenues to feel like you arent shitty, even though i am sure that i am since ive been playing for a whole 5-10 hours. the vault mechanic or whatever is kinda meh, but the level design so far seems really solid, and the integration of changing objective based gameplay is pretty well executed. seems a little unbalanced in the sense that defensive chapters are way way harder than offensive ones, but that again might just be the way that the random allotments work. again, its sub $5 level now used, and although its no bulletstorm, its worth a look.

I'm quite tempted to get Nier at the moment.

Resonance Of Fate might qualify. Endless grind, almost no variation, really odd characterisation yet strangely addictive.

a couple of knowing moments where you say some horribly lunk-headed one liner and one of the space marine grunts in the area will respond with "uh. ok duke."

!

there are plenty of times that you can feel the pain of some poor dude stuck with this ancient terrible character and letting his misery and distaste seep through.

I enjoyed Bulletstorm, I must say.

I have to say, my sense of humour has me wanting to play this just for the crying with laughter value:

http://youtu.be/pU84Da4gqF8

lolll. is the game bug-ridden or is that some kind of comedy mode or what?

skate 3 wonky physics videos are basically my favorite thing ever, cannot imagine the game lives up to the youtubes

I think its just bug ridden from what I can understand! It is so fucking funny to watch. Sort of like a Gary's Mod, only on accident.

Every time I watch one of those it makes me wonder why I've never picked it up.

it is on my list. no surprise there i guess.

Yeah, that looks totally Garys Mod.

Why yes, I am playing Red Faction: Armageddon. Much much better than expected, but still a huge bummer if you go in expecting Red Faction : Guerilla part 2.

I think I convinced my friend to buy Skate 3 after sharing that video w/ him over the weekend.

xp the prospect is just too sad. Guerilla was wonderfully smashy.

well theres still plenty of smashy, the magnet gun in particular is v v satisfying and is working with some pretty impressive behind the scenes physics and mass calculations. the big issue is that its very linear, and the destructo is less fun in the underground crawl sections (although not always!)

feels weirdly dead spacey in some ways? also, if you see a mech, use it. plz note: i would be less happy with this if i had not picked it up for $5 at the pawn shop

word, word

I bought Skate 3 on Monday. It's awesome but I haven't had any cool glitches.

I just enjoyed a nice, long bout of Skate 3 video induced laughter. Thank you so much for that gift.

future entries in this thread: http://www.gameinformer.com/games/lococycle/b/xbox360/archive/2012/08/29/lococycle-debut-trailer.aspx

Bought Duke Nukem Forever off Amazon for £2 today. genuinely so excited to play this.

anyone in here played Doritos Crash Course?

omg just bought Deadly Premonition

You are in for such a treat

this game is fucking terrible

jjj, your obvious love for deadly prem has finally convinced me to order it.

anyone ever play this one?
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/michigan/michigan.htm

looks bonkers.

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/michigan/main/066.jpg

yeah, that's a great article and summary, to the point where i do not feel the need to actually play the game. go HG101!

Ride to hell: retribution just dropped to $10 used at my local gamestop, so it's on

Admittedly this feels like less of a good idea now that I am not drunk and it isn't the middle of the night, but now I feel like I have locked in my commitment to the cause.

lol

btw I think someone has rounded up and burned every existing copy of Nier, I can't find it anywhere

i would watch a jjj let's play of daikatana

( http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-10-02-john-romeros-daikatana-pops-up-on-steam )

You know, the Game of Thrones game is in this week's humble bundle.

i heard it's actually not as bad as they say

Oh man I hit the motherlode

Ride to hell
Darkness 2
Afro samurai
Homefront
The saboteur (this is not terrible but nobody cared abt it and now I have it for ps3)

Ok so the big plus to buying terrible games on ps3 is no one bothers to make you download any updates because no one gives a shit. Coming for you ride to hell.

Wow even the start screen looks like low res garbage

Oh
My
God

This is worth the $8 already just due to the insane senseless intro and shock inducingly terrible mind blowing script. Like srsly magic stupid oh man I am going to love this game.

I think the controller shakes any time you are on a bike because uh motorcycle? Gameplay is super crazy terrible

There is so much bad dialogue I can't even catch it all.

"You look like an old baby cow. You ever slice the ear off a baby cow? It's funny"

I shit you not.

also:
ride to hell: retribution - $7
defiance - $7
aliens: colonial marines - $9
http://www.gamefly.com/Store/PS3/

Aliens - that's the broken one that looks like a PS2 game?

true of so many games, but yes

a friend picked up the Alone in the Dark reboot mentioned way upthread as a gag and oh my god this is really something

Aliens: Colonial Marines for PC download, $1.99 just for today. Comes with coupon for $5 off an Amazon download next month, they're usually pretty good with their "Best Of" selection in January.

dudes i want to talk about Anarchy Reigns

so its a sequel (kind of?) to madworld, closed world beat-em-up that is also apparently a 20ish character fighting game as well - im hot garbage with regards to fighters, so i am not a good judge. dumb as a brick in many ways, weird "why is this here" vehicle timed lap racing sections, no attempt at even vague coherency, interspersed with completely out of character and hamfisted "touching" dead kid storyline. its a glorious god damn mess so far, not as broken as ride to hell (which well jesus i dont know if anything in recent memory is that broken) but so bafflingly out of step with videogames of the modern day that it is quite refreshing. its no bulletstorm, but its cheap as dirt and solidly in the spirit of this thread.

sounds fun, will wait for $5

just learned about this stinker recently
http://www.gameinformer.com/games/dark/b/xbox360/archive/2013/07/09/a-vampire-who-sucks-at-everything.aspx

lol the voice acting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczVtwQi8LY

jesus that music

Ride to Hell won GB's worst game award last year

ORION: Dino Horde is free this weekend (and if you really like it permanent ownership is on sale for $1 )

http://cf.shacknews.com/images/20130326/003_25155.nphd.jpg

u know u want to

supposedly really really awful

The first good argument for me to own a gaming PC. Which I don't, so infinite sadface.

daikatana only $1.5 right now on steam:
http://www.gog.com/game/daikatana

noooooo

jjjjusten if you like bad games and you don't have even a mid-level PC that can run garbage from 2006ish then you're missin out.

I know! Curse of Mac owner. And it's a shitty "old" mac, but that still means nothing came out for it ever.

Ohhhhh yeah, grabbed Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard for 90 cents on that recent flash sale, let's get stupid

I kept seeing these two Skylight games (for Vita) pop up in PSN sales and became curious enough to look into them. And, well...holy jesus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRtn_KG9jAw

Just to be clear, these are pretty much brand new games and not something someone made for their high school computer class in 1996.

Ah ha ha ha. Just saw that this is currently on clearance sale in the PSN store and came here to post a gameplay vid, totally forgetting that I'd already ragged on this irredeemable POS. Thanks for saving me some work, Younger Lunch.

jeeze louise

Ah heck, why not another, it's pretty funny to hear the reviewer get pissy about trying to 'play' the godforsaken thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ41J-sGyXs

To be clear, someone is responsible for making three entire games that look/play like this.

i'm definitely planning to do a adventure into this world on the switch but waiting another year or so for the library to 'mature'