Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

PC gaming is for rich assholes

the only reason we don't all know how to play the piano right now is only because there's no mass market piano hero

anyone who has ever taken the time to compose a song using mario paint should not be allowed within 500 yards of a child.

hahaha

saying modern-day games are deeper than space invaders is hardly challopsian

except this one (xxp)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVlw9iWvE5k

"francis ford coppola tells better stories than edward muybridge"

life is like a box of challopcolates

I've played either halfway through or all the way to the end but never finished Chrono Trigger, FFVII, FFIX, FFX, FFXII

I thought the original Zelda on Nes was crap. T played it maybe once or twice as a kid

I made porn animations on mario paint when I was younger

I could play the pink panther song and simpsons theme on zelda's in game ocarina

Bethesda's Oblivion and Fallout 3 have suggested that I am OCD. (In fallout 3 I picked up everything and kept it in a locker. I have over 1000 bent tin cans for sure). I'm cleaning the apocalypse :) Actually I think I planned on selling everything in the locker once my barter got to 100... I basically never buy or sell anything until my barter is 100 or mercantile for oblivion.)

Nes Friday the 13th is awesome

okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing

None of those are truth bombs.

If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!

katamari damacy is overra... overrat...
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT

ha i almost went there

it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)

KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.

FPS are always better on console

that's not even close to challops, though

fps? better on console? crazy talk

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

are you pressing a z button or sleeping?

gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight

sex with a mouse is just tight

WASD is an anagram of AIDS

yeah I said it

FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.

Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

turn up your sensitivity!

but then ... sniper fail?

heh u got me there

u two around for some bf1943?

now? aye could be.

in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk

shenmue was really awesome

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I can't see the appeal of Worms

I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.

^^^^^^^guilty

doom is not the best game of 1993

doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games

nice challop

http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg

oh, how i tried to enjoy this.

haha

i liked hexen!

my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."

The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]

Dee was very wrong.

heretic ii was awesome though

Yeah, but I liked hexen!

shh you

I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?

Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.