Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

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No one who's played it!

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually kinda like it, but i didn't want to go out of my way to say so on this thread

thomp, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

TMNT GBA is rad u r all gay

cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Are we talking about TMNT 1 or Turtles in Time, though?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i played tmnt: the arcade game on nes about 1,005 times.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm talking about the original TMNT NES game, the arcade game obviously ruled.

Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i only remember playing the NES game at one particular friend's house when in junior school to be fair. i dunno, though, i think the fact that it was punishingly hard kind of makes people forget that it was in fact not a bad or tossed-off design

thomp, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

The disarming-bombs-in-the-lake level of tmnt really wasn't all that hard. It was the NEXT level with the party wagon and the meka turtle that really fucked my shit up.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, the one that scarred ppl is the NES game. That was just ludicrously difficult.

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost yes, that damn level where you had to drive around the city, crawl in the sewers etc. was pure torture... still, it'll be remembered with some nostalgic fondness regardless

Nhex, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey guys FYI:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/TMNTgodown.jpg

Also, after Zelda TMNT was my fav NES ever.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 28 August 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

KB & M gives u aids

cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

KB & M GIVES U AIDS

cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Banjo Kazooie > Super Mario 64

tony dayo (dyao), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

do HOOS ever just steen into space and weep (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

super mario 64 was not fun

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link

even the simplest and shittiest modern day console game is a hundred times deeper and more entertaining than space invaders

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

we're all going to wish we were holding joysticks instead of waggling our arms around soon enough

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link

PC gaming is for rich assholes

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link

the only reason we don't all know how to play the piano right now is only because there's no mass market piano hero

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link

anyone who has ever taken the time to compose a song using mario paint should not be allowed within 500 yards of a child.

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha

Nhex, Sunday, 30 August 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link

saying modern-day games are deeper than space invaders is hardly challopsian

scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

except this one (xxp)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVlw9iWvE5k

scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

"francis ford coppola tells better stories than edward muybridge"

fleetwood (max), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

life is like a box of challopcolates

cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I've played either halfway through or all the way to the end but never finished Chrono Trigger, FFVII, FFIX, FFX, FFXII

I thought the original Zelda on Nes was crap. T played it maybe once or twice as a kid

I made porn animations on mario paint when I was younger

I could play the pink panther song and simpsons theme on zelda's in game ocarina

Bethesda's Oblivion and Fallout 3 have suggested that I am OCD. (In fallout 3 I picked up everything and kept it in a locker. I have over 1000 bent tin cans for sure). I'm cleaning the apocalypse :) Actually I think I planned on selling everything in the locker once my barter got to 100... I basically never buy or sell anything until my barter is 100 or mercantile for oblivion.)

Nes Friday the 13th is awesome

CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing

CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

None of those are truth bombs.

Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!

OLIGARHY (Z S), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

katamari damacy is overra... overrat...
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

ha i almost went there

bnw, Monday, 31 August 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

FPS are always better on console

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link

that's not even close to challops, though

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link

fps? better on console? crazy talk

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

are you pressing a z button or sleeping?

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link

gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link

sex with a mouse is just tight

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

WASD is an anagram of AIDS

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah I said it

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link

FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

shenmue was really awesome

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OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

turn up your sensitivity!

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

but then ... sniper fail?

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

heh u got me there

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

u two around for some bf1943?

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link


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