Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

Post your gaming challops here

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

tails would pwn the shit out of knuckles in a fight

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

ffx is better then ffvii

99% of xbox live arcade is MAD OVERRATED, mostly because of nostalgia

bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

halo while fun is like the mcdonalds of FPS (not all that chall I guess)

bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

first zelda is retarded and corny

fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

games aren't art

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

do you have to believe the challops?

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah. title is one of mine btw.

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

wii is the most hardcore console of the current gen

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

3d zeldas have, for the most part, been a failure and are boring

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

OK who can make me a mod cos heads have to roll here

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

super mario bros 2 is the best 2d mario

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

all 2d isometric point n click rpgs are shit

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

^fallout 3 DESTROYS its predecessors

bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

all 2d isometric point n click rpgs are shit

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

there is absolutely nothing redeeming about Age of Empires II

tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

super mario sunshine is better than super mario 64

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

goldeneye had terrible controls and sucked

(i truly believe this)

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

^^I will come after you with dual DD44s

tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

oddjob was a legit choice for mp fuiud

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

a legit choice for gentleman lacking cojones

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

no 'normal' controls challops pls, we've already established u r big manbabies

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

real gentlemen play as Jaws xp

tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

This is one of JimD's he might have forgotten:

F-Zero X is better than Wipeout. lol.

Unfortunately the writers of Wipeout Fusion seemed to have the same idea.

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

oh that's a good one; I agree with him

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think wipeout is that good tho

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

virtua boy was pretty fun

fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

dreamcast wasn't very good guys

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

none of the Sonic games have been any fun

tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

wait did I open videogames truth bombs all of a sudden

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

dr mario is more fun than tetris

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

peggle is boring and stupid

(ok I don't really believe that)

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

no one REALLY likes metal gear solid

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

"goldeneye had terrible controls and sucked"

GOD yes. A real sackful.

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

peggle is boring and stupid

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

plants vs zombies is even boringer and stupider

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

kojima should stop making games

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Game Boy Pocket was the best Game Boy

tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

i really like metal gear solid

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

Sid Meier's Railroads is really fun.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

cm4 is the best of the lot

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

Spore was worth the wait! (joeks, never actually played)

bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

(This is the one I'm always banging on about, but...)

The best version of Chuckie Egg was on the Dragon 32.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

phantasy star is the greatest franchise ever

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

shenmue was really awesome

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

Civ games are fascist

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

Shigeru Miyamoto is actually not that great of a video game designer

tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

no way cutty believes those

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

all games before the snes aren't actually fun

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

rc pro am is a racing classic

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

I've played either halfway through or all the way to the end but never finished Chrono Trigger, FFVII, FFIX, FFX, FFXII

I thought the original Zelda on Nes was crap. T played it maybe once or twice as a kid

I made porn animations on mario paint when I was younger

I could play the pink panther song and simpsons theme on zelda's in game ocarina

Bethesda's Oblivion and Fallout 3 have suggested that I am OCD. (In fallout 3 I picked up everything and kept it in a locker. I have over 1000 bent tin cans for sure). I'm cleaning the apocalypse :) Actually I think I planned on selling everything in the locker once my barter got to 100... I basically never buy or sell anything until my barter is 100 or mercantile for oblivion.)

Nes Friday the 13th is awesome

CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing

CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

None of those are truth bombs.

Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!

OLIGARHY (Z S), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

katamari damacy is overra... overrat...
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT

ha i almost went there

bnw, Monday, 31 August 2009 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)

KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:51 (twelve years ago) link

FPS are always better on console

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

that's not even close to challops, though

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

fps? better on console? crazy talk

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

are you pressing a z button or sleeping?

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

sex with a mouse is just tight

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

WASD is an anagram of AIDS

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I said it

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

turn up your sensitivity!

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

but then ... sniper fail?

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

heh u got me there

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

u two around for some bf1943?

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

now? aye could be.

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

I can't see the appeal of Worms

kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^guilty

all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

doom is not the best game of 1993

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games

thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

nice challop

antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg

oh, how i tried to enjoy this.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

haha

thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

i liked hexen!

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."

The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]

Dee was very wrong.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

heretic ii was awesome though

Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, but I liked hexen!

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

shh you

Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?

CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 January 2010 06:11 (eleven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.

toastmodernist, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:00 (ten years ago) link

Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.

goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:07 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

GPS ruined GTA.

JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:53 (ten years ago) link

(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).

JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:55 (ten years ago) link

The only good gta is the first one.

bamcquern, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:03 (ten years ago) link

xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)

but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.

Ste, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:56 (ten years ago) link

You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (ten years ago) link

ten years pass...

The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (one month ago) link

is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (one month ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.