which city for GTA 5?

Try deleting the data for online and starting over

Do you do that from within the game or from the xbox interface?

l-r: you, me
http://i.imgur.com/gbJHKso.gif

hehe my insured car got stolen by another player who wrecked it, then he had to pay the £500 fee when I claimed on it

the car will probably have disappeared when I play next :/

One of the people whose shit I recovered e-mailed me that I had $100k of stock in their company in my portfolio now.

"£500", you heard me

all the Americans in this game say "twat" every five seconds anyway :/

think Regulate actually fell through, salt tears

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0878/HVqg4sz5IUiNVSF1dLivrg/0_0.jpg

thanks rockstar

#fockstar

packie mccreary is in this game, huh

man, triple bummer:

bawsaq is down
i just completed the last heist and i should have a ton of money, but it hasn't been deposited in my account yet
i just finished the random mission where you take the investment dude to the airport and he gives you a hot tip, but the stock he advises you to buy is on bawsaq, which is down

:(

there are no problems in the entire WORLD that are bigger than mine right now

Hey I picked up the girl in the car wreck on the road who'd just knifed her co-criminal, and was driving her to her friends, but my car was busted and she died while I was trying to get another one. Did I just miss out on a fantastic side-adventure? Will she magically turn up again?

I think you'll see her again

I stole a military jet, that's nice. Parachuted right down on to it, shot the one guard and took off before the tanks found me. It took me six tries (quick-saved from the air). Still haven't been able to get online.

This is my favorite multiplayer mode so far. Jets vs. race cars/motorcycles

http://youtu.be/-o3DoyYe9ww?t=39s

Feel like everyone talking about bawsaq like it's a totlaly normal thing is a very great victory for scottish culture

http://i.snag.gy/mth4y.jpg

Feel like everyone talking about bawsaq like it's a totlaly normal thing is a very great victory for scottish culture

Hahah yes! I was thinking the same.

Finished the main story tonight, and I can't wait until we can start talking about ending spoilers because there's some shit i need to get off my chest with two of the last missions. holy shit.

i also finished it tonight. and i'm pissed because i hit the WRONG FUCKING BUTTON when offered a major choice that determines the end of the story. oh well.

Can I talk about the hipster convo yet?

ugh, which one?

or the mission?

no the convo where michael accuses trevor of it. Died laughing at that.

oh yeah, forgot about that! that was pretty great. later in the game i gave trevor a buzzcut on the southern hemisphere of his head + a nice tanktop/shorts combo. have to admit he was ready to roll into brooklyn

http://i.imgur.com/phHLC2s.jpg

Maybe we should have a separate thread where people who have finished the story can discuss spoilerrific topics?

me again, fun with a train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YhFRvZPT2c&feature=youtu.be

^ good that

can you do another one filling up the tunnel with cars and sticking a couple of trucks and buses at the entrance? wonder if that train can be derailed

loads of remote controlled bombs in the tunnel too, so if the train does break through you can run to the opening and watch as you set them off

nice video. Just kind of proves that cars can't break in two. I have a feeling anything you put in the tunnel will just get pushed out the other end.

i cant go online (might do if it/when it goes cheap for ps3) but could you feasibly arrange a gang of mates to go round fetching cars and sticking them in the opening for the tunnel? completely fill it with cars and remote bombs and then stand back and wait. i'd love to see that. see how much it takes to derail that damn train - should hopefully be a knock-on effect and all subsequent trains will be blitzed too

thinking too much about this

Isn't GTA Online free?

Definitely getting what you pay for lately.

It's a free add-on to a game you paid $60 bucks for, so it's not free-free.

I haven't played the story mode since online launched.

I've been online exactly once. I think my ranking is 4. Thanks Obama Rockstar cloud servers.

Day 1 was the only day I've had any issues

NI, there is the option of cheat spawning in vehicles

ste, what's that? you mean you can stand in a tunnel and make a hundred cars pile up? i'd do this myself in story mode but i know some pro gta5 guy can make a much better video (the one linked above with the guy driving over mountains lobbing bombs at helicopters was superb, much better than a 'video of a guy playing a game' has any right to be)

(i can't play this on my xbox because my xbox is, uh, not able to go online so im gona hang on for like 18 months til its cheap 2nd hand for ps3 and play it online on that)

but yeah, more videos of mad shit please!

flight school :(

specifically the land on a moving vehicle thing. i need to do that really?

i played this for hours today and all i did was moving shipping crates around with a truck and go to dumb flight school

honestly so much of this game seems to be make-work to draw out the playing time. i find it grim

the crates/flight school period is the last uneventful but before the game gets really good imo

but then again i thought flight school was kind of a blast

uneventful bit*

skydiving on the truck wasn't as hard as landing on the highway bridge. that's one of those i hit silver on the first try and then couldn't even complete again.

I barrelled through the story without getting sidetracked and I regret not letting the world ~unfold~. I own some nice cars and I drive them around. Any recommended side-missions? Right now I'm Trevor chasing down celebrities for knick-knacks and taking poor souls up north if you know what I mean

Recommend doing the drug drop stuff at Trevs airfield.

keep doing the 'taking poor souls' stuff

do all the random encounters, there's some really interesting ones amongst the mundane 'bring back a stolen vehicle' ones.

have you browsed the epsilon web site yet? As Michael if you go onto their site it starts some missions.

The hunting was more interesting that I expected, well it was at least better than the Cletus initiation.

buy the property, they will give you missions. Yeah mostly samey delivery stuff but if you just like being kept busy

goole, yeah that landing on a bridge was brutal for me too. I just kept repeating it (which felt like forever) until I lucked out with a gold.
Still haven't returned to retry those chopper time races though, eurgh.

and those parachute jumps are pretty good, but landing is a fucking nightmare for me.