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fuck yes!

latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Sunday, 20 November 2005 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Too short.

adam (adam), Sunday, 20 November 2005 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Nipples!

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 20 November 2005 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I like short games and nipples!

Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 20 November 2005 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

so much fun

lemin (lemin), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Def. top twenty all time. Such an enjoyable experience and the story was intense enough that even my girlfriend was into it.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

This is on my next-to-play list after Shadow of the Colossus.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

intense enough that even my girlfriend was into it.

huh?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"the story was intense enough that even my girlfriend was into it", i.e.: not hackneyed and genuinely engaging with lots of twists and turns. She actually wanted me to wait to play it when she was around so that she didn't lose track of the plot. And she's not what I'd call a videogame girl, either.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, ok. that makes sense. I just didn't get your usage of "intense."

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

the action in the game IS intense, though.

latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...
just got this. will i love?

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah. It's not as good as everyone says. But that doesn't mean it's not a big bunch of fun.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link

It was a lot better than I expected it to be, mostly because this sort of game isn't usually my cup of tea.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

once i beat halo2 and star wars kotorII, is there any reason not to trade my xbox for a ps2?

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i recently re-acquisitioned a ps2 after selling it for xbox a long time ago for specific console exclusive games like guitar hero, god of war, katamari, and metal gear 3. xbox hardly has any exclusives, but if a game is multi platform, like black, i'll still opt for the xbox version.

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

With the 360 out and the PS3 and the Revolution coming soon, this seems like a bad time to buy a soon to be defunct console. These PS2 games aren't going anywhere and the PS3 will play them.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

but he wanted to trade xbox for a ps2, not buy a new console. i got the ps2 for free, so, yeah.

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I left my reading comprehension abilities at home.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

is there a trick to timing those boss killing combo button pushes?

or am i retarded?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i got the ps2 for free, so, yeah.

did you get someone else to do the handjob?

phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't know what you are talking about.

;)

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 April 2006 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link

The timing on those isn't very crucial at all - just push the button when it appears.

The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i wasn't facing the boss, thats why the combo didnt work

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't think of any game where you kill the boss with your back to him.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 April 2006 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I found this game's soundtrack/soundFX and graphics fuckin' impressive. I was totally into watching Nick play as well (tho I dunno if I'dve played it myself, the fight/move combos looked complicated and I'm a spaz).

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 April 2006 02:09 (fourteen years ago) link

this game gets so intense...its like a half hour playing does to your hands what three hours playing would.

latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL I am watching Nick play a bit where he's underwater trying to avoid a load of giant slabs on chains that kill you and he's failing repeatedly. Man.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 April 2006 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I just got this today from dvd.co.uk (£11.90 delivered) and it's possibly the most awesome looking PS2 game I've played. I just got to the Temple Of The Oracle which I think is about a third of the way in. Hating the gorgons.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

It is awesome for PS2 yeah. I wouldve sworn it was an xbox game if I didnt know.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
Last night I had to not play. I actually had to instruct myself: "Do not play this game" as I knew that if I put it on I would be up until dawn and any sleep thereafter would probably involve Gorgons and shit. What an amazing game! The sound, the action and the graphics are all sensational. I have only just passed:

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The Gravedigger in front of Oracle's temple

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I can't get enough. Please all, mark your spoilers. I really don't want to know what comes next but I had to just enthuse for a while!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 22 January 2007 10:01 (thirteen years ago) link

such a good game. definitely one of the best I've played on PS2. the fights are great (and I'm not too fond of that kinda games usually). one of the great things is how they succeeded at giving the impression of monumental situations (like when he reaches Athens). total classic.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 22 January 2007 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link

So true. It's a bugger trying to remember the combos though. I feel a bit guilty about all the button mashing. I'm sure in later levels I won't get away with it!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 22 January 2007 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link

the trailer for 300 looks like cutscenes from this game

feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 22 January 2007 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Sadly enough I find that I get so wound up playing this game that I might need to stop playing altogether.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

it's pretty intense/stressful during some of the bigger fights

feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I think my left thumb is sprained from playing this so much over the weekend. It is brilliant. I am disgusted that

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After all the time in that temple I got killed. F u Aries, you made this personal!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 29 January 2007 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Finished. Rather sad that I now have to do it all over again on God for more unlockables and that I lose all my powers and things. Saved at the wrong point as well so don't even get to redo the final battle *Grrr* What a stupid place for a save point, right at the very end! Ach well, fantastic game and I'd reccomend it to anyone.

That said, I finished playing at half seven yesterday evening and still was wound up around half 12, that game gets intense!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

as I said, I loved this game but I was kinda disappointed by the final fight. I guess I was just spoiled by all the greatness that lead to it...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The final fight is so easy that it is a real disappointment. I really enjoyed wanting to know what came next. I'll probably play it again in a more leisurely fashion now, I was rushing through it to see what came next.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL I am watching Nick play a bit where he's underwater trying to avoid a load of giant slabs on chains that kill you and he's failing repeatedly. Man.

I remember there *Shudder*

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Between that challenge, the rotating knives in Hades and spikes through the floor I swear that this game was great until you tried those levels. Between the camera angle and the controls ("DON'T JUMP ON THE BOX!!! PUSH IT!!! AW FUCK!!!) it could make those puzzles a right challenge!

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Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

ah. the underwater thing was a pain in the ass. it took me a long time before I found out how to pass that. those were great frustrating times...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

it took me about half an hr to realize you could just hold down whatever button it was that made you swim. after that, the slabs on chains part was loads easier.

Hades was really hard, yeah, but nothing that hampered my enjoyment of the game. and it just looks amazing

lemin (lemin), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The trailer for GoW2 looks sweet.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh no. No. Not another. I'll have to have my hands amputated or something! Otherwise I could have a heart attack from the stress!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, link plz?

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Found it:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=10179&type=wmv&pl=game

Also found this:

Huge Collection of Combat Moves: Players can utilize their favourite combo attacks from GOD OF WAR along with a whole new set of moves and magic. Magic is based on nature's elements which include utilizing the power if wind, ice and much more

New Characters: From the popular Cyclops and Cerebus to the Flying Gryphon and more, players will encounter some of the greatest Greek mythological beasts, along with more enemies and bosses

Puzzle Solving: GOD OF WAR II features more puzzle solving, where players must solve intelligent, challenging and progressively more complicated puzzles latent with brutal elements that are intricately woven into the overarching story

Exploration: Players will continue their previous experiences in the dark, violent world of Greek mythology and test their agility through more levels as they traverse treacherous, often brutal terrain that will range from the undiscovered Sisters of Fate to the Dark Swap

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hum. seems great. again !

AleXTC (AleXTC), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Preordered this a couple of days ago. I cannot wait. Between this and GTA:VCS I definitely think that the +1 will dump me for lack of attention!

kv_nol, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha preorder. I'm halfway through. If you liked the first you'll love it.

marmotwolof, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

but that's what I'm into!

carl gustav (cozen), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:50 (ten years ago) link

I liked watching my friend play the first one more than I enjoyed playing it - I assume this version will be the same.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:52 (ten years ago) link

n/a, I'm in the same boat as you - would love to play it now, but no money, especially after just doing my taxes. Will definitely get it somewhere down the road though (as well as a few other games I've had to skip this month). But the other thing is, no money doesn't matter as much as just no time, or to be more precise, I already have more games I want to be playing right now than time to play them to my satisfaction, so no real need to pick up more and more games, no matter how good they look. There's just too many games!

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:24 (ten years ago) link

I need local friends with PS3s who I can borrow games from.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:31 (ten years ago) link

Maybe we should have a "take one for the team" program where when there's a shortish game without much replay value we buy one copy with a paypal fund and send it around one dude to another

antexit, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:44 (ten years ago) link

The first level of GOW3 is hilariously epic. That's how people learn to play this game? Crazy!

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 19 March 2010 08:46 (ten years ago) link

pretty every level is hilariously epic.

GM, Friday, 19 March 2010 13:15 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Just finished GOW1 on the PS3 rerelease. Looking upthread, am I the only one who found the final fight stupidly hard? Phase 1 was OK, the temple fight was manageable once I learned to spam Army of Hades and Poseidon's Rage and use that square+square+triangle move to keep enemies knocked down, but the fighting game tug-of-war phase with all the unblockable attacks, urgh. I ended up dropping down to easy after making it through the majority of the game with little to no trouble, and he went down in less than a minute. It seems to me there should be something between making me want to snap the controller in half and turning the final boss into a joke.

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Sunday, 6 June 2010 06:33 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i'm at Zeus on GoW3, playing on titan and regularly screaming at the teevee

wow. most depressing ending ever. And a five minute unskippable credit crawl!

overall, one of the better games I've played this year but more of a slog. Who could care about Kratos at this point? He's an irredeemable asshole and he spends the whole game killing EVERYONE

Here's the plot of GoW3

Spoilers, I guess, but part of what makes this game somewhat unengaging is this litany of death without any interesting grounding:

You kill Leviathan. You kill Poseidon. You kill Helios. You kill Hades. You kill Hermes. You kill Hercules. You kill Hera. You kill Chronos. You kill Hephaestus. You kill (sort of) Daedelus. You allow Pandora to die. Along the way, you kill some three or four thousand grunts. You kill maybe a hundred innocent people. You kill Zeus. You kill yourself.

You are super player.

one year passes...

So I played the original God of War for the first time and went through it this weekend. Pretty crazy game!

Maybe unfair to judge it in certain ways as it came out seven years ago, but man, I figure by 2005 action game designers should have known things like "3D catwalk balancing sections are never fun" and "Resident Evil is the worst game to take after for puzzle design". But the combat is still quite visceral and fun.

The story is somewhat too serious, almost to the point of self-parody at times. But who cares about that? SO MUCH RAGE, UGH UGH. Some really great boss fights.

Just finished GOW1 on the PS3 rerelease. Looking upthread, am I the only one who found the final fight stupidly hard? Phase 1 was OK, the temple fight was manageable once I learned to spam Army of Hades and Poseidon's Rage and use that square+square+triangle move to keep enemies knocked down, but the fighting game tug-of-war phase with all the unblockable attacks, urgh. I ended up dropping down to easy after making it through the majority of the game with little to no trouble, and he went down in less than a minute. It seems to me there should be something between making me want to snap the controller in half and turning the final boss into a joke.
Absolutely right. I suffered through it, but the QTEs were VERY annoying in this game, as the timing windows are small, and they don't tell you the trick is to kind of hold the analog stick slightly past the "endpoint" of your curve. Also I'm not really a Playstation guy so I couldn't remember the damn buttons. Drove me crazy during the (admittedly awesome) Minotaur fight, since you can't beat him at all without going through a QTE section at least twice.

Nipples!

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, November 20, 2005 3:08 PM (6 years ago)

lol this was my exact reaction. so unnecessary

Not sure I'm gonna bother with the others though. Probably better off moving onto Godhand or Bayonetta...

Nhex, Monday, 21 May 2012 21:45 (eight years ago) link

dear lord, i looked into my shameful backlog records and realized I bought the game back in December 2009, back when God of War was merely four years old

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 05:01 (eight years ago) link

five years pass...

so the new one is getting pretty much universal rave reviews. Anyone played it yet?

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 12 April 2018 12:44 (two years ago) link

not yet - don't think it's officially released until next week

the wave of hype has def intrigued me but it seems to be impossible to pre-order a copy for anything less than full price, which is nuts

#TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 April 2018 12:53 (two years ago) link

i also wanna know whether, five years on, nhex has cleared the original gow from his backlog

#TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 April 2018 12:55 (two years ago) link

ah okay. The "single shot" thing sounds particularly interesting...

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 12 April 2018 13:04 (two years ago) link

ha! i eventually did finish it, probably not too many months after that post. my opinion remained the same, dumb fun, but a bit clunky, typical for that generation of action games. GoWs 2 and up - still unplayed six years later. the backlog guilt keeps me from going for the new one...

God Hand by comparison was pretty amazing, as was Bayonetta. (Bayonetta I waited almost as long to get around to, maybe I got to it three years ago?) Both exceeded GoW in outrageousness, gameplay and stupidity, proving you should go all in with this sort of thing. The sober shift in the new one to emulate The Last of Us looks interesting.

Nhex, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:55 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

So this is pretty fun! The story hasn't really taken off for me (scenes that are supposed to be infused with emotion or wonder are falling flat), but at least the dialogue is sharp and funny.

I like the gameplay though, and at least for me the puzzles have been a highlight, sitting at the sweet spot between comprehensible and challenging.

Combat is good, but at times I wonder if I'm just button mashing since there are so many moves and combos available.

Uncle Dad né Corporate America (Leee), Monday, 3 September 2018 17:44 (two years ago) link

If nothing else, this game is doing a great job of making heavy melee attacks actually worth using.

Cold Stone Cream Austin (Leee), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:08 (two years ago) link

The fingerprints of The Last of Us are all over this game.

Nag Reddit (Leee), Saturday, 8 September 2018 18:53 (two years ago) link

Something very weird is how depopulated the world is. OK there are plenty of monsters, but not humans.

Nag Reddit (Leee), Monday, 10 September 2018 23:19 (two years ago) link

before i played the game,

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i accidentally saw a complaint that all of the puzzles involve looking up and then throwing an axe at some switch. i wish i wouldn't have read that, because then i spent the entire game with that in mind, until by the end i was just wandering around saying "guess i'll throw an axe at the sky" as i explored new areas.

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 September 2018 23:51 (two years ago) link

And finished. A little surprised at how short the main game is. The praise for the story is not warranted IMO, but I really enjoyed killing monsters. That is my review of this game of war called god of war.

Nag Reddit (Leee), Monday, 17 September 2018 23:39 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

So I'm not much of a gamer (haven't owned a system since NES), but back when I lived with some gamers I played God Of War I and II and had a blast and was thinking about trying to pirate one of these to help fill the quarantine time.
1) Which is the best of the series?
2) Am I wrong in thinking If I just get the right usb wireless controller I can play one of these off my PC, either straight up pirated or through some other <$40 means?

Fetchboy, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:17 (four months ago) link

I'm a bit into this now and really enjoying it. It seems like a real technical marvel, but that's coming from someone who has more or less missed out on decades of advances.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 May 2020 03:50 (four months ago) link

The fingerprints of The Last of Us are all over this game.


Ha. The whole grizzled father with child apprentice thing was a cringey as fuck video game trope for a minute. Maybe it wasn’t a full trope, but playing Bioshock, Last of Us, and the latest God of War certainly made it feel that way.

circa1916, Sunday, 17 May 2020 06:13 (four months ago) link

I'm still enjoying this, though I can see why someone might not like this type of game. It's almost more of an interactive cartoon, but some of the puzzles and battles are tricky. Looks great throughout, of course, really impressive. The one problem I've run into (which I haven't yet tried to remedy, maybe it's easy) is sometimes I'll, say, open a set of doors that in turn seems to advance the story, but it then forces me forward when I was hoping to backtrack and get some other stuff/exploring done first. I think I'm still pretty early in the game, though, so I assume there will be time for exploration later. On the plus side (which again could be a negative for some) nothing is so difficult or confusing that I've had to look up solutions, so I've been playing it blind, which means I have no clue if I'm missing tons of stuff. I assume I am.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 May 2020 13:43 (three months ago) link

2) Am I wrong in thinking If I just get the right usb wireless controller I can play one of these off my PC, either straight up pirated or through some other <$40 means?

they're all playstation-exclusive, no PC versions. the first one is on PS2 and might be emulateable, i don't really know how good PS2 emulation is these days.

ciderpress, Friday, 22 May 2020 13:51 (three months ago) link

Still loving this game, tons of fun, impeccably designed and written so far, just challenging enough at times, but imo only when you want it to be.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:30 (three months ago) link

Had my first valkyrie fight, which was pretty cool (and I understand they only get more difficult). I really like the writing in this, and heck, the relationship between bonehead and his kid; when Boy was awol I kinda missed having him around! But there are so many fun details, from listening in to Atreus yapping with the talking head to watching the boy waste time while I'm standing around, exploring, sliding across ice. A lot of work went into all of this, and if there is some degree of repetition in the battles and boss reskins, I'm not bored of them yet. The only drag is the fast travel system, which is (ironically) kind of tedious, but it's not the end of the world.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 23:53 (three months ago) link

I miss Josh Plays Dark Souls

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 5 June 2020 14:55 (three months ago) link

Bloodborne is in the queue! DS2 is not off the table, either. And Sekiro.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 June 2020 15:12 (three months ago) link

Nice. I think you would have the best time with Sekiro, since it's tuned for single player. Bloodborne is a little faster paced (aggression is encouraged), DS2 is slower paced (more similar to DS1 in that respect, although in every other respect its the odd one out - animations, mechanics, etc). And Sekiro has a very particular rhythm as far as defense and offense are concerned, but it's cool.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:19 (three months ago) link

Second valkyrie down. I basically move the plot forward one step at a time, then spend a bunch of time on side quests. Only just now realized that I haven't been upgrading as often as I should, and that I haven't equipped some pretty powerful stuff I had in my arsenal. Dunno if it's my settings, but one thing I like that makes things easier is that when you die a few times in a row, it seems the next time you start the fight the enemies are already down in health a bit, like a handicap. Makes you feel less bad for being, like, one Sparta Fart away from beating a boss before dying, since you don't have to start from scratch the next time.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 June 2020 22:00 (three months ago) link

You've taken down more Valkyries than I have now!

Swoler Bear (Leee), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:47 (three months ago) link

This game could be called "God of Spam," lol.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:02 (three months ago) link

I've not been following a guide for this one, because it's pretty straight forward, so I literally have no idea how far I have to go, but I feel pretty overpowered right now, which is still kind of fun. It could simply be because I did something out of general order and came back over-equipped or something. Also, only just now realized the neat trick this game plays with load times. It's all designed to look like one seamless interrupted "shot." That is, the only time the screen goes dark is when you die and restart. Other than that, the cut scenes and other stuff is integrated seamlessly and unbroken into the action, which is cool.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 14:42 (three months ago) link

Oof, maybe I got lucky with those first two valkyries, because the next two I faced kicked my ass with "Dark Souls" expediency. That's usually a hint to come back later, especially when it comes to optional bosses.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 21:08 (three months ago) link

Amusingly, I just finished the main storyline. I was convinced there was going to be some sort of bait and switch and final boss or something, but then the credits started rolling and I thought, huh. Oh well, there are still all these side quests and other things to do. And I find the writing and design and all that stuff absolutely impeccable, so I may stick with a bit longer, just for fun.

Anyway, that's the downside of not following any guides. Surprises abound, but no one to intervene and say, hey, you are getting close to the end of the game, maybe take a break from the main quest and go do all this other fun stuff first.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 01:49 (three months ago) link

Did you see the secret ending?

Shade Kool-Aid (Leee), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 01:55 (three months ago) link

No! But I leaned it exists when I googled to see if that was really the end.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 03:19 (three months ago) link

Wow, full blockbuster tease! Surprised they didn't announce that as part of the PS5 thing.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 04:00 (three months ago) link

going in

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 23:06 (three months ago) link

Who could care about Kratos at this point? He's an irredeemable asshole and he spends the whole game killing EVERYONE
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, July 20, 2010 11:35 PM

lol, they took up my gauntlet!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:52 (three months ago) link

yeah, this game is basically, can an irredeemable asshole be redeemed? should they?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:01 (three months ago) link

paired with a nice subplot of "will i be able to sacrifice my chattering pre-teen to another god in exchange for a better weapon?"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:36 (three months ago) link

You know he's thinking about it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:39 (three months ago) link

since kratos is the strong silent type, i made sure to speak for him throughout the game, firmly reminding my son that he would be traded at the very first opportunity for personal gain, and that my only remaining hope for my own life was to find that opportunity and take advantage of it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:48 (three months ago) link


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