ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS

i built and paid off a house in two days, so i’ve decided i’m moving to this island in real life, it’s the only way i can get ahead in life now

Hey guys it ocurred to me that I am playing southern hem and y'all are playing northern, so we absolutely need to visit each other - opposite season fish and bugs! Right now I got seasonal cicadas, grasshoppers and such til end of March. Tombot I saw you online earlier but your gates werent open dammit.

Alas now I am working for the next 3 hrs.

Oh also I landed on a mystery island y'day and it had BAMBOO all over the place. I assume it will be a future very handy building material so I yoinked as much as I could.

y'all haven't lived until you catch an oarfish

Ive already caught a few of the rarities! Coelocanth, dorado and arapaima!

But New Horizons is also a seriously stressful game. Tom Nook increases your debt about a millionfold in, like, the first 20 minutes. Spiders sprint after you at breakneck speed. And don’t even get me started on how passive-aggressive some of the island’s citizens can be. (They should’ve called this game Crossing Animals, amirite?

wrong! incorrect! this is a chilled out game! it can be a stressful game, in the same way that meditation/yoga can be stressful fi you make it that way

however, the main point of the article is to teach you how to multitask, so i will put up with this nonsense and read on

https://kotaku.com/how-to-multitask-while-playing-animal-crossing-new-hor-1842514200

man, fuck that article

and it doesn’t mention audiobooks/podcasts once

hope more nintendo items appear in-game. got some nice areas setup on my town now: a little beach hangout, a market with stalls, a swap shop... would like to move some residents' houses but it is spenny...

PRO TIP: instead of collecting items around the island and selling them to timmy one at a time, simply roll the rich fucker

lol

tap A to teach timmy a lesson about the real world

my island anthem
https://imgur.com/f3g1rSJ

the second pic is very animal crossing

The seemingly miles of beds being set up at Javits. It is absolutely unreal to see what the National Guard & first responders have put together here in just days. pic.twitter.com/dD0AQg4PO4

— Sarah Boxer (@Sarah_Boxer) March 27, 2020

Heh.

My daughter has learned you can apparently travel to an island full of tarantulas, protect yourself with holes you've dug, and then harvest at will.

it really really annoys me that wallpaper covers up your windows

i want to change my wallpaper but it makes me claustrophobic

Windows vary by wallpaper, try out different ones!

I got the Super Punchout wallpaper. Paired with a dirt floor and a haystack bed. Weird lifestyle I’m leading on Dang Isle, land of ripe peaches

i got so used to the super punchout! wallpaper, my house was like a demonic hellhouse with the glowing oven

I still don’t have a goddamn ladder

i unlocked it late last night, just before i went to bed, and was so tired that i thought "what will i use the ladder for?"

now, it seems obvious!

you'll get it soon tomboto

I built the bridge then i located 2 of the new resident homes on a diff bit of the island not reachable by the bridge lol. I wonder how that will work.

Also, muttering "gotta remember to give that fish to that horse later" is a thing I say now.

I just unlocked a flooring and wallpaper that looks like a garbage dump. Need tires, cans, and old boots as materials. I’m so doing it.

the completed museum is seriously lovely, perfectly captures the tranquility of a nice lonely weekday museum trip. i'm happy for blathers

all museums should play the museum music

tom nook keeps giving me stones and now i have a billion stones. i’m sure he’s being passive-aggressive about this.

The museum is the best.
https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91187382_10156509771672757_8817213536770981888_o.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=dd7718&_nc_ohc=IEeRZh1pW4YAX_fEo23&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=9557c667667652babc7ab62ee9a6ae82&oe=5EA4DEB3

And now to relax after a hard days fishin and landscapin'

https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91069781_10156513353227757_1420579111964770304_o.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=dd7718&_nc_ohc=O5OBHQ5otMoAX_JLG1q&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=60f8dbcf67a59361cf5365a1e87b5224&oe=5EA5FC7F

nice

ANYONE GOT THEM HIGH TURNIP PRICES?

the turnip lady (who has the rona btw) is into me for 170,000b at 90b a pop

the museum is so peaceful. nice when it is filled up too

visited an australian island earlier and managed to bag a lot of sharks...

love yr setup trayce!

i bought turnips for the first time. 102b/each, dammit!

i know the price fluctuates quite a bit - i guess i'mg going to sell if they get above 130 or so? is that too high of a threshold? i don't want to be selling them off on saturday night for 40b each, but even if that happens it's not the end of the world (OR IS IT)

I'm holding off for that sweet 200+b price point

could get a bit white knuckle towards the end of the week

apparently they can go as high as 600b?!

see, what i heard (i mean read) was that it's pretty rare for it to get above 200, but there have been reports from internet randos of it getting up to 400+ sometimes

i am scared of having rotten turnips, so i'm going to start cautiously

If you guys would ever use the airport you can sell off free imported fruit for 500

just sayin

yesterday i learned that you can hit rocks more than one time each per day

This game doesn't sound fun?

it’s relaxing and addictive and just lovely

it's so fun it's the first game my wife has ever been addicted to

This game doesn't sound fun?

― lukas, Monday, March 30, 2020 1:56 PM (thirty minutes ago)

what do you believe "fun" is

fun, nook inc. fun

raccoons can do it to y'all. check it out!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/34/5e/4f345edf9398e506595d20b119c53e2b.jpg

annoying drummer would typo 'too'

ugh you guys have so much more stuff than me i have to remind d to finish building tommy's store i guess

i'm short seven bits of metal. REALLY WANT THAT STORE.
also really want a ladder. and to visit y'all's islands! What's protocol?