Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL

ahhh, the tomahawk chop. so...distinctive

Am i the first? We should definitely Spartacus this shit and confuse the fuck out of everyone not on ILG

I don't think it's fair that you got to be the bobson, though. Now every time you post I'm cracking up. You've got the power - use it for something good.

BON-ZA-LEZ! BON-ZA-LEZ!

there has been at least one MLB player named Glenallen or Mixon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wDrw76ieTs

glenallen hill did this; you can ignore the mixon

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

glenallen hill has a cameo in the mitchell report of all places

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

glad to see Sleve McDichael do well

best pronounced with a ridiculous french accent

No justice for Willie Dustice.

kind of want a custom dugnutt jersey

Dwigt Rortugal underperformed imo

I would probably pay top dollar to sample dry cured meats named after a lot of these guys

Can I come?

http://i.imgur.com/KSIukMA.jpg

loooool nice

I almost posted reds pitcher Rookie Davis to this thread but it wasn't quite right (Rooky Daves would be better)

Tookie Bavis

lol yes

so via this thread i learned the joys of these fake ballplayer names and introduced them to a programmer friend of mine who built a bot that tweets out procedurally generated dugnutts, please enjoy if you're interested: https://twitter.com/bobsonbot

this is rad af

Awesome. Looks like it hit for the cycle on August 4

lol at sherwood figgill

this is great

i wonder what would happen if you seeded it with current nhl player names (since some of the fighting baseball roster is a letter or two off from contemporaneous hockey players)

sincerely, Puukka Obuchkin

Belated applause for ulysses’ excellent universe building efforts on this thread

btw I died all over again reading through this. We really need to make the dugnutt jerseys happen

pic.twitter.com/9nKd6vY67Y

— Cory Byrom (@cdbyrom) April 11, 2018

can't believe Mike Truk didn't win this

i keep thinking about Karl Dandleton

this is the gift that keeps on giving

My wife plays Disney Emoji Blitz (I know), and it has a thing where if you don't have enough Facebook friends to fill out your leaderboard, the spaces get filled with "other random" players. They're very obviously just bot names rather than real users though. Right now she's in the lead, followed closely by Brisket Jimmothy! BRISKET JIMMOTHY!

(I already googled, zero results)

Jimmothy Cricket

this list of top tier lacrosse players names is destroying my life right now pic.twitter.com/MQE1BwJ6nY

— intrusive thot (@kittygaga_) May 16, 2019

You had me up until “IV Stucker, Sr.”

this followup tweet also worth looking at:

Don't forget the women. https://t.co/vkVlDhEMqe pic.twitter.com/JbaANResLP

— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) May 17, 2019

"Lizabanks Campagna"

Not one of the original names, but while I was scanning the synopsis of Cats my brain remembered “Grisdedelda” -> LOL

this site for whatever reason seems to automatically generate unlimited #s of names like this - put your area code & prefix in the URL

https://tel2na.me/920-973

tag yourself, I'm Charitee Dingfelder

Palakika Huckabone

Dody Gong

In retirement, Anatoli Smorin was forced to confront that most human of conundrums. Having succeeded, what now? Eight million dollars earned over a twenty year career as the fan-favorite second baseman for the Possum Grape, Arkansas Dimbiddlers had made him a rich man. But it had not made him happy.

"I try drugs, deep sea fishing, cosplay, death metal band. All of it, wasted. So much money and time." He errantly kicks the pile of sawdust on the ground, his eyes clouding over in remembrance. "Recording industry more corrupt than baseball even. So I leave Arkansas. It not easy; I had come to love Arkansas ways and they have been so welcoming to me and my family. But something had to change. So I move to your Vistconsin. I buy four thousand acres, virgin land. First virgin thing I ever have, no?" Smorin's booming laugh echoes from some far-off mountain.

"I get mobile home. I park in field. I start to explore my land. That is when this forest, it speak to me." Anatoli's grin widens, showing gaps between teeth in the back of his mouth. "Long green everywhere, spread out over how you say VALLEY. Untouched for centuries, waiting for real man to arrive and show woods discipline. You Americans have word for this man? You call him lumberchuck. I recognize this American spirit, I hear it in my bones." Anatoli hefts his axe from one burly, ginger-befurred shoulder and plants it nearly a third deep in a mute pine. "Was only baseball that stop me from potential. I was lumberchuck all along."

incredible

Indeed.

https://thedragonfriends.fandom.com/wiki/Fighting_Baseball.

Which links to the full list from the original game

pfft, no discussion whatsoever of their political leanings or judicial philosophies

We found additional pages of them! If you’d not seen them, you’re welcome!
I’ve wanted to get a Mets jersey with “Balloon” for a while now… pic.twitter.com/xzB4BVs5vO

— Shane Duggan (@SB_Duggan) July 15, 2021

we need a second poll. then a world series.

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Fraven Pooth

someone get SCOTUSblog on this, asap

Orel Nulholland is amazing.

No fucking way did these animators sneak a Fighting Baseball reference in this. I’m shocked! https://t.co/rtd9Ngajbh pic.twitter.com/SSZ09nQFIC

— Raza Waqif (@razawaqif) October 31, 2022

lol, good catch

weirdly, the simpsons are pretty good this season