Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL

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Poll Results

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Bobson Dugnutt 10
Sleve McDichael 4
Todd Bonzalez 4
Shown Furcotte 2
Scott Dourque 2
Mike Truk 2
Raul Chamgerlain 2
Dwigt Rortugal 1
Tony Smehrik 1
Karl Dandleton 1
Rey McSriff 1
Tim Sandaele 0
Mike Sernandez 0
Dean Wesrey 0
Anatoli Smorin 0
Jeromy Gride 0
Onson Sweemey 0
Darryl Archideld 0
Kevin Nogilny 0
Mario McRlwain 0
Glenallen Mixon 0
Willie Dustice 0


Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:00 (one year ago) Permalink

'mike truk' the most ruggedly masculine imo

physicist and christian lambert dolphin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:03 (one year ago) Permalink

Karl Dandleton, millionaire playboy

millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:04 (one year ago) Permalink

batting fourth for the PIttstowner Champse, Scott Dourque !

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:07 (one year ago) Permalink

Tony "smh" Erik

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:10 (one year ago) Permalink

Todd Bonzalez has a beautiful simplicity but Bobson Dugnutt just cracks me up every time.

meanwhile, i vow that one day i will be published under the name Jeromy Gride

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:12 (one year ago) Permalink

MA-ri-oh mac-RL-wain

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:13 (one year ago) Permalink

this is like "The Name Game" gone wrong

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:14 (one year ago) Permalink

i'm all in for Bobson Dugnutt

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:17 (one year ago) Permalink

Scott Dourque

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:32 (one year ago) Permalink

an even more difficult question is which one is the most convincing, "normal" name.

Dean Wesrey?
Kevin Nogilny?

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:35 (one year ago) Permalink

i think it's dean wesrey. i haven't heard Wesrey before, but it wouldn't give me much pause. kevin nogilny would raise an eyebrow

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:39 (one year ago) Permalink

Glenallen Mixon is totally a real person

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:52 (one year ago) Permalink

i love that somehow they came up with one, exactly one, plausible name and it's glenallen mixon

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:54 (one year ago) Permalink

i'm dying.

this is like the Troll 2 version of those Key & Peel college football sketches.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:56 (one year ago) Permalink

and now the moment we've all been waiting for, the unanimous winner of the Friends of Lompdort County Association "Best Friend of the Year" award is...

Mike Sernandez!!!

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:56 (one year ago) Permalink

*cut to shot of a clearly disappointed Onson Sweemey clapping without much enthusiasm*

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:57 (one year ago) Permalink

glenallen mixon just finished his 7th season playing college football

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:59 (one year ago) Permalink

Don't miss the opening of YOUR Family SuperCenter in Pug Falls, Wisconsin this Tuesday, February 30! Skywriting! Special discounts on all Widding Factory Meat and Meat By-Product purchases! Todd Bonzalez will be signing Schpilling baseballs from 11:55 to 12:23! Free popcorn and soda for the kids!

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:03 (one year ago) Permalink

Thirteen years in the pros took its toll on Darryl Archideld. He's known the blues. With his new release, _Pepper That Pill_, on the Gripsox label, Archideld shares the blues with those who've been closest to his heart... the fans. "I felt like it was time for me to show the world who the real Dapper Darryl is." Don't be surprised if you find a farmer of the heart in this Archi"dell"! (street date 6/23)

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:09 (one year ago) Permalink

bedtime for bonzalez, a latin reboot of bedtime for bonzo, coming to theaters fall 2017

physicist and christian lambert dolphin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:10 (one year ago) Permalink

willie dustice: he fights for justice, mondays at 9, abc

physicist and christian lambert dolphin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:12 (one year ago) Permalink

"I want to be clear," said Mr Gride, "that these allegations are totally false. The good people of Dratter Flatts have welcomed me into their heart and and I take my responsibility to this community as seriously as I do playing shortstop for your beloved Flattworms. As this trial continues, I think it's going to be made abundantly clear that the only thing I'm guilty of, besides playing my heart out on the diamond, is being a good husband to my wife Grisdedelda and a loving father to all three of my legitimate sons: Bittles, Antwerp and Jeromy Junior. Respectfully, Miss Cantlizlip's demands for paternity testing are entirely out of order. And we're going to prove that." He then flashed the famous "Gride Grin" and reentered the courtroom.

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:18 (one year ago) Permalink

lol

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:22 (one year ago) Permalink

I keep seeing this picture everywhere but I feel like the real story is whatever the fuck "fighting baseball" entails

qualx, Friday, 24 March 2017 19:27 (one year ago) Permalink

"Nice shoelaces TOMMY"
"Yeah NICE SHOELACES"
"Hey maybe you should judge your friend here by the content of his character and not by his fraying aglets."
"Wow, it's Mackentown Honkbat first baseman Mario McRlwain!"
"Gee Mr. McRlwain, we didn't mean anything by it."
"Maybe not son, but words can hurt. I should know. As a youngster growing up in Mackentown, I had to deal with bullying in ways that shake me to this day..."
***screen shimmers in flashback to show a cowering boy huddled in a dugout***
"THAT KID'S NAME'S GOT TOO MANY CONSONANTS!"
"HEY WHEEL OF FORTUNE!"
"WANNA BUY A VOWEL?"
"HEY WHEEL OF FORTUNE! WHEEL OF FORTUNE! WHEEL OF FORTUNE! WHEEL OF FORTUNE! WHEEL OF FORTUNE!"
***screen shimmers again to show McRlwain scolding the now chastened bullies***
"We... we didn't know."
"Well now you do. Now we ALL know. Take it from me, Mackentown midfielder Mario McRlwain: meanness matters!"
***logo displayed on screen: "MMMMMM - No bullying!"
"paid for by the Mackentown Council for Civil Playground Association.... the Mormons"

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:28 (one year ago) Permalink

Is there really a whole league of these?

jmm, Friday, 24 March 2017 19:30 (one year ago) Permalink

BOB-SON-DUG-NUTT
*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*
(and then the same chant one step higher)
BOB-SON-DUG-NUTT
*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:35 (one year ago) Permalink

dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt!

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 19:47 (one year ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/LdpRUey.png

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:48 (one year ago) Permalink

Many players excluded from the majors because of uncorrectable birth certificate typos found a home in Fighting Baseball.

jmm, Friday, 24 March 2017 20:08 (one year ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/pzG0iUKm.png

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 20:30 (one year ago) Permalink

I've never been shown furcotte.

JimD, Friday, 24 March 2017 21:39 (one year ago) Permalink

She's the sleeper in this poll imho

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 22:57 (one year ago) Permalink

bobson dugnutt for me

bomb diggy diggy diggy bomb diggy bomb (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 March 2017 22:59 (one year ago) Permalink

The SNES version is the first ever baseball video game to include the Atlanta Braves' distinctive Tomahawk Chop theme song, which is actually advertised on the back of the game box.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 22:59 (one year ago) Permalink

ahhh, the tomahawk chop. so...distinctive

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 23:41 (one year ago) Permalink

Am i the first? We should definitely Spartacus this shit and confuse the fuck out of everyone not on ILG

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:14 (one year ago) Permalink

I don't think it's fair that you got to be the bobson, though. Now every time you post I'm cracking up. You've got the power - use it for something good.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:37 (one year ago) Permalink

BON-ZA-LEZ! BON-ZA-LEZ!

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:38 (one year ago) Permalink

there has been at least one MLB player named Glenallen or Mixon

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:42 (one year ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wDrw76ieTs

glenallen hill did this; you can ignore the mixon

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:24 (one year ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:01 (one year ago) Permalink

glenallen hill has a cameo in the mitchell report of all places

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:23 (one year ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:01 (one year ago) Permalink

glad to see Sleve McDichael do well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:09 (one year ago) Permalink

best pronounced with a ridiculous french accent

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:10 (one year ago) Permalink

No justice for Willie Dustice.

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 04:15 (one year ago) Permalink

kind of want a custom dugnutt jersey

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 April 2017 05:01 (one year ago) Permalink

Dwigt Rortugal underperformed imo

softie (silby), Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:06 (one year ago) Permalink

I would probably pay top dollar to sample dry cured meats named after a lot of these guys

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 April 2017 00:43 (one year ago) Permalink

Can I come?

softie (silby), Friday, 7 April 2017 04:28 (one year ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/KSIukMA.jpg

ciderpress, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:15 (one year ago) Permalink

loooool nice

I almost posted reds pitcher Rookie Davis to this thread but it wasn't quite right (Rooky Daves would be better)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:17 (one year ago) Permalink

Tookie Bavis

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 17:17 (one year ago) Permalink

lol yes

k3vin k., Saturday, 8 April 2017 21:10 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

so via this thread i learned the joys of these fake ballplayer names and introduced them to a programmer friend of mine who built a bot that tweets out procedurally generated dugnutts, please enjoy if you're interested: https://twitter.com/bobsonbot

Clay, Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:06 (one year ago) Permalink

this is rad af

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:13 (one year ago) Permalink

Awesome. Looks like it hit for the cycle on August 4

El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:27 (one year ago) Permalink

lol at sherwood figgill

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 7 August 2017 00:36 (one year ago) Permalink

this is great

i wonder what would happen if you seeded it with current nhl player names (since some of the fighting baseball roster is a letter or two off from contemporaneous hockey players)

sincerely, Puukka Obuchkin

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:04 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Belated applause for ulysses’ excellent universe building efforts on this thread

El Tomboto, Sunday, 8 October 2017 02:11 (one year ago) Permalink

btw I died all over again reading through this. We really need to make the dugnutt jerseys happen

El Tomboto, Sunday, 8 October 2017 02:14 (one year ago) Permalink

six months pass...

pic.twitter.com/9nKd6vY67Y

— Cory Byrom (@cdbyrom) April 11, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:12 (eight months ago) Permalink

can't believe Mike Truk didn't win this

ciderpress, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:21 (eight months ago) Permalink

i keep thinking about Karl Dandleton

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:29 (eight months ago) Permalink

this is the gift that keeps on giving

#TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:32 (eight months ago) Permalink

six months pass...

My wife plays Disney Emoji Blitz (I know), and it has a thing where if you don't have enough Facebook friends to fill out your leaderboard, the spaces get filled with "other random" players. They're very obviously just bot names rather than real users though. Right now she's in the lead, followed closely by Brisket Jimmothy! BRISKET JIMMOTHY!

(I already googled, zero results)

JimD, Friday, 12 October 2018 22:35 (two months ago) Permalink

Jimmothy Cricket

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 12 October 2018 22:40 (two months ago) Permalink


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