Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

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FPS are always better on console

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)

that's not even close to challops, though

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

fps? better on console? crazy talk

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:59 (sixteen years ago)

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (sixteen years ago)

are you pressing a z button or sleeping?

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

sex with a mouse is just tight

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

WASD is an anagram of AIDS

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

yeah I said it

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)

FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)

Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

turn up your sensitivity!

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

but then ... sniper fail?

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

heh u got me there

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

u two around for some bf1943?

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

now? aye could be.

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

I can't see the appeal of Worms

kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^^^^guilty

all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

doom is not the best game of 1993

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games

thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

nice challop

antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg

oh, how i tried to enjoy this.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

haha

thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

i liked hexen!

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."

The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]

Dee was very wrong.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

heretic ii was awesome though

Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, but I liked hexen!

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

shh you

Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?

CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 January 2010 06:11 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.

toastmodernist, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.

goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

GPS ruined GTA.

JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).

JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

The only good gta is the first one.

bamcquern, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)

but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.

Ste, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

ten years pass...

The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (four years ago)

is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (four years ago)


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