Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

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KB & M GIVES U AIDS

cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 00:04 (sixteen years ago)

Banjo Kazooie > Super Mario 64

tony dayo (dyao), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)

lol

do HOOS ever just steen into space and weep (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

super mario 64 was not fun

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:36 (sixteen years ago)

even the simplest and shittiest modern day console game is a hundred times deeper and more entertaining than space invaders

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:37 (sixteen years ago)

we're all going to wish we were holding joysticks instead of waggling our arms around soon enough

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:38 (sixteen years ago)

PC gaming is for rich assholes

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:38 (sixteen years ago)

the only reason we don't all know how to play the piano right now is only because there's no mass market piano hero

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:39 (sixteen years ago)

anyone who has ever taken the time to compose a song using mario paint should not be allowed within 500 yards of a child.

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:40 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha

Nhex, Sunday, 30 August 2009 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

saying modern-day games are deeper than space invaders is hardly challopsian

scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

except this one (xxp)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVlw9iWvE5k

scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

"francis ford coppola tells better stories than edward muybridge"

fleetwood (max), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

life is like a box of challopcolates

cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

I've played either halfway through or all the way to the end but never finished Chrono Trigger, FFVII, FFIX, FFX, FFXII

I thought the original Zelda on Nes was crap. T played it maybe once or twice as a kid

I made porn animations on mario paint when I was younger

I could play the pink panther song and simpsons theme on zelda's in game ocarina

Bethesda's Oblivion and Fallout 3 have suggested that I am OCD. (In fallout 3 I picked up everything and kept it in a locker. I have over 1000 bent tin cans for sure). I'm cleaning the apocalypse :) Actually I think I planned on selling everything in the locker once my barter got to 100... I basically never buy or sell anything until my barter is 100 or mercantile for oblivion.)

Nes Friday the 13th is awesome

CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing

CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

None of those are truth bombs.

Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!

OLIGARHY (Z S), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

katamari damacy is overra... overrat...
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

ha i almost went there

bnw, Monday, 31 August 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)

write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:30 (sixteen years ago)

KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:51 (sixteen years ago)

FPS are always better on console

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)

that's not even close to challops, though

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

fps? better on console? crazy talk

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:59 (sixteen years ago)

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (sixteen years ago)

are you pressing a z button or sleeping?

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

sex with a mouse is just tight

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

WASD is an anagram of AIDS

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

yeah I said it

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)

FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)

Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

turn up your sensitivity!

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

but then ... sniper fail?

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

heh u got me there

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

u two around for some bf1943?

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

now? aye could be.

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk

goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

I can't see the appeal of Worms

kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^^^^guilty

all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

doom is not the best game of 1993

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games

thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

nice challop

antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg

oh, how i tried to enjoy this.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

haha

thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

i liked hexen!

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)


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