Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

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Mario was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up platformer that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and Luigi
Cause I'm Sega and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm Blast Processing
Most of my heroes don't appear on no Super Nintendos
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but Nintendo Stamps of Quality for 400 years if you check
Donkey Kong Country
Was a number one jam

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:16 (sixteen years ago)

lol

cutty, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

That Fallout 3 > Fallout 1 + 2 was OTM, but here are some challops:

Wasteland was better than the entire Fallout enterprise.

Mordy, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

Fallout as a series still isn't as good as Baldur's Gate.

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

Diablo II was pretty corny after the first 10 minutes

tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

God of War was a tedious thankless button smasher.

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

Oh and don't get me started on Shadow of the Colossus.

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

zelda sux & is gay. all of them

MC Hamer Hall (S-), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

MDK was shitty and boring

tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

ha is that even challops?

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

getting to 100% in any game w/o using a faq is fucking crazy

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

MDK was shitty and boring

― tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:13 PM (2 minutes ago)

ha is that even challops?

― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:15 PM (54 seconds ago)

why yes. yes it is.

i hate you all

A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

getting to 100% in any game w/o using a faq is fucking crazy

again we have wandered into truthbomb territory

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

if you are not playing on expert mode, inverted look, you are a bitch

cutty, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

ditto manual gears in racing games

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

(in-car pov obv)

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

manual gears what? challoping through the fields of madness on your unicorn of insanity w/tht one

cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

24 hours and ppl have not only posted everything i would have they have also cosigned them :(

otoh:

everything > tekken, which has always felt like a fist fight between two milk floats

thomp, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

uk only:

there are pretty much no good spectrum zx games

thomp, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

this seems to be a challop but i do not understand why:

Beatles Rock Band will be an absolute unmitigated sales disaster

A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

there are no good games before the SNES I already established that

cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

beatles rock band will make mad buck surely?

cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

i am ready to be proven wrong, but i think it will EPIC FAIL

A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

I don't really follow them but I always got the impression that rock bands and guitar heroes must sell pretty well because they always seem to be coming out with new ones and my understanding ws that the beatles one is i. the flagship entry for this/next year and ii. quite a coup on behalf of harmonix. iunno but I expect it to sell really well

cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

We've already pre-ordered Beatles, and I don't think we've preordered any game ever.

Mordy, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

if i only spent $160 on one videogame this year I would make it beatles rock band

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

are you going to spend $160 on any videogame this year?

thomp, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

nope

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

learning to play rock band is more worthwhile thn learning to play guitar cos face it u probably don't have any talent kid

cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

you haven't heard my 'more than words'

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

truthbomb sadface :'( XP

Mordy, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

ffta and ffta2 >>>>>>> fft. get over it

cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

the writing in fire emblem is better than in all the silly ff games u love

cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

Your poor ping rate is not the reason you lost.

bnw, Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

Beatles Rock Band will be bought by a shitload of people who dont have any other music based game, played for two weeks and will never be played again.

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

Any adult who plays JRPGs should see a therapist

antexit, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

deus ex was not very good

thomp, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

Game Boy Pocket was the best Game Boy

― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:37 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How is this even possible???

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

mission accomplished

tony dayo (dyao), Friday, 28 August 2009 03:34 (sixteen years ago)

Castlevania II was the best Castlevania.

Baseball Stars is the best sports video game ever (OK OK not all that challopsy, I know.)

Mickey Mousecapade is really really really awesome.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

John Madden Football for the 3DO was the best Madden game. Road Rash for the 3DO was the best Road Rash game.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

motherfucker 3DO road rash

spent like a week playing that in the mall at BABBAGES

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 28 August 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

Mickey Mousecapade is really really really awesome.

oh you'll pay for this one. EVERY single fucking weekend that we got to rent NES games(in the prime rental era of...'90? '91?), my sister picked this fucking game. Every time. Or the horrid Barbie platformer.

My brother & I would always be sooooo pissed waiting for our turns(me for Zelda or Battle for Olympus or Captain Skyhawk, him for Tecmo Bowl or Ring King)

spent like a week playing that in the mall at BABBAGES

HA! or the CD-I demo machine that Radio Shack always had set up.

kingfish, Friday, 28 August 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

castlevania 2 wau

cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:18 (sixteen years ago)

Wario World is Treasure's only ever non-shit game.

JimD, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:52 (sixteen years ago)

just deleted u from my xbl fl

cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:57 (sixteen years ago)

having opinions about videogames on the internet gives u aids

diggvm rm xlwv (Lamp), Friday, 28 August 2009 08:44 (sixteen years ago)

oh also the sega saturn was man's greatest achievement and we deserve everything we get for letting it fail

diggvm rm xlwv (Lamp), Friday, 28 August 2009 08:45 (sixteen years ago)

well lets face it sega rally pissed all over ridge racer. where did it all go wrong?

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:23 (sixteen years ago)

Hydro Thunder > Burnout > SSX >>>>>> all other racing games

my dixie wrecked (Euler), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:27 (sixteen years ago)


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