Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

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Bubble Bobble > Bomberman

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

Super Metroid is really boring.

YESSSSS

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten)

Play thee PES.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit

damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

after the first ps1 game

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

parasol stars >>> rainbow islands

damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit

Metal Gear NES >>> Metal Gear Solid

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

what is PES? xpostss

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

Jak and Daxter 1 >>>>>>>>>> any Ratchet and Clank game

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

There is no skill whatsoever in Golden Axe.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

Actraiser > Golden Axe

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

PES = Pro Evo Soccer.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

secret of evermore >>> secret of mana

damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

I can't comprehend how one could play soccer with a wiimote, even.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

Wind Waker was the best game of the last generation of consoles.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:00 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

b hoy hoy (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game played by americans has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:16 PM (5 minutes ago)

ok that should fix the problem then

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

There has not been a single satisfying airplane-flyin' game post-Starfocks.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

That thing with the big robots was the best American Football game ever.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

Nethack is the best RPG ever.

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

No, Morrowind is. By miles.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

base wars >>> all other baseball games

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm an American.

xposts

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

FYI jjjusten:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOcMkGfNiE

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

we're all too fucking old to be playing games
they are not art, they are toys
get a fucking second job if you need to spreadsheet that badly

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ real talk!

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

now if you'll excuse me, i need to get back to civ rev

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

all games were more fun on the commodore 64

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

yeah when you had to know basic to load the game?

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

Video games based on game shows? Pretty fucking fun usually

The controls are janky (Will M.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

video games make me hate myself, but i've got no future anyway

Nhex, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

we're not polling the replacement for "free cheat codes" folx

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

Good thing I haven't said DOWNLOAD HALF-LIFE 3 HERE yet then huh!

The controls are janky (Will M.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

video game adaptations of movies are AWESOME!!!!!

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

likewise movie adaptations of video games are AWESOME!!!!!

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

Arcade machines were a shitty ripoff. Except Marble Madness.

stet, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

Bully is more fun than any GTA.

my dixie wrecked (Euler), Thursday, 27 August 2009 08:03 (sixteen years ago)

rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:46 (sixteen years ago)

oh bums

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:46 (sixteen years ago)

resident evil 4 wasn't actually very good or fun

(held this one close to my chest for a while)

cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:12 (sixteen years ago)

Mario was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up platformer that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and Luigi
Cause I'm Sega and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm Blast Processing
Most of my heroes don't appear on no Super Nintendos
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but Nintendo Stamps of Quality for 400 years if you check
Donkey Kong Country
Was a number one jam

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:16 (sixteen years ago)

lol

cutty, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

That Fallout 3 > Fallout 1 + 2 was OTM, but here are some challops:

Wasteland was better than the entire Fallout enterprise.

Mordy, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

Fallout as a series still isn't as good as Baldur's Gate.

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

Diablo II was pretty corny after the first 10 minutes

tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

God of War was a tedious thankless button smasher.

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

Oh and don't get me started on Shadow of the Colossus.

ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

zelda sux & is gay. all of them

MC Hamer Hall (S-), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

MDK was shitty and boring

tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

ha is that even challops?

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)


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