Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

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dr mario is more fun than tetris

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

peggle is boring and stupid

(ok I don't really believe that)

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

no one REALLY likes metal gear solid

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

"goldeneye had terrible controls and sucked"

GOD yes. A real sackful.

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

peggle is boring and stupid

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

plants vs zombies is even boringer and stupider

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

kojima should stop making games

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

Game Boy Pocket was the best Game Boy

tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

i really like metal gear solid

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

Sid Meier's Railroads is really fun.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

cm4 is the best of the lot

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

Spore was worth the wait! (joeks, never actually played)

bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

(This is the one I'm always banging on about, but...)

The best version of Chuckie Egg was on the Dragon 32.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

phantasy star is the greatest franchise ever

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

shenmue was really awesome

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

Civ games are fascist

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

Shigeru Miyamoto is actually not that great of a video game designer

tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

no way cutty believes those

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

all games before the snes aren't actually fun

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

rc pro am is a racing classic

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

^^

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

any racing game without jumps in it is a waste of goddamn time

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

speaking of which--gran turismo sucks for all time

fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

daaaaaaaaaaamn, truth bomb

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

high fives u are correct xpost

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

I did like gran turismo a lot but prob had the most fun when i customised my car's suspension so it drove like it was on a bouncy castle.

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

i love it forever and yet you are correct

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s.

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

Peter Molyneux has never made a good game.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

^^^

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s

super monaco gp was calling u names at breaktime

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

challops of the highest order

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

The Commodore 64 was bollocks.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

virtua fighter > tekken

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

NV you hurt me in my heart

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

virtua fighter > tekken

that's a given though

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

fighter's destiny on the N64 is better than all of them

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

tekken > street fighter is like when I said the shield > the wire

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

fifa is better then pro evo

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

pro evo is better than fifa

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

Corollary: a d-pad is just as good as an arcade stick.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

Arcade sticks are shit, a d-pad is much, much better.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

The Neo Geo was bollocks.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

n64 controller is better than the playstation controller

fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

Saturn NiGHTS controller is still the best game controller I've ever used.

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

anyone who liked any devil may cry wants to fuck his mom

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

somewhere along the way, we lost sight of the challops

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, but i'm still laughing

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

Most PC game franchises are shitty. Civ is shitty, Myst was shitty, The Sims made a fun first impression but ultimately sucks, and World of Warcraft is for people who want to manage a bunch of panels but are too stupid for the Adobe CS suite.

The best Tony Hawk game is #4.

Super Puzzle Fighter is better than Tetris in every way.

Kid Icarus > Metroid

Carcassone > Catan > Puzzle Quest

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

Final Fantasy IX is the best one.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

doom is not the best game of 1993

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games

thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

nice challop

antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg

oh, how i tried to enjoy this.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

haha

thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

i liked hexen!

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."

The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]

Dee was very wrong.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

heretic ii was awesome though

Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, but I liked hexen!

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

shh you

Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?

CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 January 2010 06:11 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.

toastmodernist, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.

goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

GPS ruined GTA.

JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).

JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

The only good gta is the first one.

bamcquern, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)

but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.

Ste, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

ten years pass...

The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (four years ago)

is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (four years ago)


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