super mario sunshine is better than super mario 64
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)
goldeneye had terrible controls and sucked
(i truly believe this)
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)
^^I will come after you with dual DD44s
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)
oddjob was a legit choice for mp fuiud
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)
a legit choice for gentleman lacking cojones
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)
no 'normal' controls challops pls, we've already established u r big manbabies
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)
real gentlemen play as Jaws xp
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)
This is one of JimD's he might have forgotten:
F-Zero X is better than Wipeout. lol.
Unfortunately the writers of Wipeout Fusion seemed to have the same idea.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:29 (sixteen years ago)
oh that's a good one; I agree with him
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)
I don't think wipeout is that good tho
virtua boy was pretty fun
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)
dreamcast wasn't very good guys
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
none of the Sonic games have been any fun
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
wait did I open videogames truth bombs all of a sudden
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
dr mario is more fun than tetris
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)
peggle is boring and stupid
(ok I don't really believe that)
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)
no one REALLY likes metal gear solid
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
"goldeneye had terrible controls and sucked"
GOD yes. A real sackful.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
plants vs zombies is even boringer and stupider
kojima should stop making games
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
Game Boy Pocket was the best Game Boy
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
i really like metal gear solid
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)
Sid Meier's Railroads is really fun.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
cm4 is the best of the lot
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)
Spore was worth the wait! (joeks, never actually played)
― bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)
(This is the one I'm always banging on about, but...)
The best version of Chuckie Egg was on the Dragon 32.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:05 (sixteen years ago)
phantasy star is the greatest franchise ever
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)
shenmue was really awesome
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
Civ games are fascist
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
Shigeru Miyamoto is actually not that great of a video game designer
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
no way cutty believes those
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
all games before the snes aren't actually fun
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)
rc pro am is a racing classic
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)
^^
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)
any racing game without jumps in it is a waste of goddamn time
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)
speaking of which--gran turismo sucks for all time
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)
daaaaaaaaaaamn, truth bomb
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)
high fives u are correct xpost
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)
I did like gran turismo a lot but prob had the most fun when i customised my car's suspension so it drove like it was on a bouncy castle.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)
i love it forever and yet you are correct
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)
Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s.
Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)
Peter Molyneux has never made a good game.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)
^^^
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)
Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s
super monaco gp was calling u names at breaktime
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)
challops of the highest order
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)
The Commodore 64 was bollocks.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)
virtua fighter > tekken
NV you hurt me in my heart
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)
that's a given though
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)
yeah I said it
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)
FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.
― BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)
Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.
― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
turn up your sensitivity!
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)
but then ... sniper fail?
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)
heh u got me there
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)
u two around for some bf1943?
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
now? aye could be.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
I can't see the appeal of Worms
― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (sixteen years ago)
I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (sixteen years ago)
^^^^^^^guilty
― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (sixteen years ago)
doom is not the best game of 1993
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)
nice challop
― antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg
oh, how i tried to enjoy this.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)
haha
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
i liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)
my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."
The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]
Dee was very wrong.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)
heretic ii was awesome though
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, but I liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)
shh you
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)
I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 January 2010 06:11 (sixteen years ago)
Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.
― toastmodernist, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.
― goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
GPS ruined GTA.
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)
(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)
The only good gta is the first one.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)
xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)
but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.
― Ste, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.
― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (four years ago)
is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (four years ago)