Trials HD - "worse than crack cuz u gotta go out and get crack"

Finally got silvers in all of the Hard tracks except King of the Hill.

ledge did you get a bike for completing all the levelz?

Doesn't look like it, I daresay it comes when you complete all tournaments.

ugh, f that

Two shittily-timed accidental restarts driving me toward madness.

ok to get the final bike you have to get gold in the national cup, which is a pain in the arse. then you get a shitty 60cc mini donkey bike.

only got one achievement to go - marathon, complete the ultimate endurance with no faults. that's 24 tracks - as if.

Can't seem to get over the first part of King of the Hill :(
Any advice?

Did beat my first EXTREME track today though - got to the last little bit in 15 or so minutes with only 200 or so faults, but then almost didn't make it to the end as I started to panic - a good 200 restarts for the last couple of inches, which was weird as a couple of the earlier parts seemed harder

Also crazy platinum trophies unlocked, not doing that shit

Can't seem to get over the first part of King of the Hill :(
Any advice?

Are you watching the videos of the high scores? Those are great for figuring out how to do particular parts of levels.

The first part of King of the Hill, I am pressing right as I slowly progress up the hill. Then about 1/3 of the way up I stop leaning right and quickly accelerate, with no lean, and that seems to usually get me airborne enough to grab hold of something at the top.

Thanks, I'll try your lean back technique. I definitely watched the videos of the top players doing that hill, but possibly because I'm mentally defective, the replays don't seem to help me. I can't seem to get my brain to put together the controls they are showing in the lower right corner, with the riders action in the middle of the screen. I can only perceive one set of data or the other and can't seem to put them together in a helpful way :(

Except it is slightly encouraging just to see certain things that seem impossible are not only possible, but easy (for some).

hmm - I can't seem to get from that forward to no lean position - I always pull back too far maybe. Maybe I'll stick to Excite Bike

It's not like I can get it every time. Lots of restarts on that first part.

My technique - i think - is to go up the hill leaning forward, then sharp back before you hit the boxes at the top, then sharp forward. if the bike doesn't go forward after you take off then push back sooner, and if you make it up to the top but land on your nose, push forward sooner.

I just did the same part of Inferno II like 400 times in a row, without passing it. This game can be pretty damned cruel.

i just reread my advice up there and it's RONG. you should go sharp back, then forward, then back again, and if you land on your nose it's that second back that you need to do sooner.

xp btw which bit? the three sloping boxes is the killer for me.

xp btw which bit? the three sloping boxes is the killer for me.

The first box is flat, and then two sloping boxes, and then jumping off the third box into a huge chasm, where I guess you have to land/ricochet off this random thing in the middle of the chasm, but I never managed to do more than scrape it while falling to my doom, and only managed to get over the third box maybe four or five times out of 400.

I don't know why landing on that third box is so hard. The technique that eventually worked best for me was not to touch the stick at all on landing. You have to be at the right angle - parallel to the box or back wheel slightly lower - and ideally leaning forward already (but with the stick in neutral). Gun the engine briefly on landing and only push the stick forward when you're completely settled. If you can then do a controlled slip down to the bottom, you should be able to rocket up to the top and make the barrel easily.

Silver on all the expert tracks :P

cannot believe i'm contemplating trying to get gold.

You silvered Inferno II?

You are a god.

I AM A GOLDEN GOD

u r a golden noob

still haven't finished inferno :(((((

bought this yesterday. at first all you had to do was gas and try to stay on the bike but then came that Physics level and from here on things been pretty intense, now i even use the brakes...

i'm adding all of you who are playing this btw

what am i supposed to do with the fucking balls??? come on

Ride on top of them.

well, i did that, in what might possibly be the worst attempt anyone's ever made. ended up with about 140 faults. made the jump in the end but haven't managed to repeat it. do you mean ride them as in stand on top of them to get them moving?

Go backwards on top of them to get them moving forwards.

Or, if you watch the vids at the top of the leaderboard, just rocket over both of them.

Or, if you watch the vids at the top of the leaderboard, just rocket over both of them.

Oh man, is there a rocket around there?

I wish I used the rockets more frequently.

It's only a figurative rocket.

Okay. My point stands though. There are rockets around, and I rarely use them.

reg is so goddamned good at this game.

practice practice practice.

finally cracked the global top 1000!

I noticed!

I think I am finally done with this now that I have golds in everything.

yeah think i'm finished too although never got gold in world championship or ultimate tournaments ;_;

my final session trying to get gold in the underground cup, i think anyone watching would have doubted whether i was having fun (pretty sure i wasn't, actually) or even sane.

yeah think i'm finished too although never got gold in world championship or ultimate tournaments ;_;

Oh I'm not counting those because clearly a level of aspie-ness is required that is beyond even me.

December 23: Trials HD BIG PACK! for 400 points

uh oh

there goes xmas

if i take my xbox to my parents' house, that is.

Nice price! Over 20 new tracks rumored to be included too

BIG, " December 23 | Worldwide : Fans of “Trials HD,” one of this summer’s hottest downloadable games, can get ready for more fun and insane challenges with the add-on, “Trials HD BIG PACK!” Rev your engines with 35 new racing and skill tracks, over 50 new crazy physics objects, tournaments, new achievements worth 50 extra gamerscore, and more.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhh

just got trials. What an annoying fucking game. Enjoy it though.

might boot it up later to rape ur scores

you won't need to you're already above me on everything i attempted!

i'd dropped out of top 1000 last time i checked ;_;

I'm really looking forward to the new tracks tomorrow! Will also try to finally beat the last few tracks I never finished (maybe).

Up to the last track, which I am pretty close to beating. Some of the new tracks are really neat.

Ah, it's all coming back to me now. The frustration, the repetition, the anger, the tears, the shouting, the cursing.

Welcome back!