The Nintendo Switch

then again you probably regularly spend more than that on a much shorter experience that ends up in the toilet

I don’t know, I still shit for free and I’m too old to change

i get paid to shit

#paymentforpostbodymatter

i want to sell my switch but all my games are downloads and i have 3 broken joy-cons, all of them the left one, the one with the analog stick i have to press all the time to win

*press analog stick to win game*

*zach presses stick and loses $30-50 again*

what game even uses the stick button i havent played one in ages that did

let me tell you, i'd be super monkey ballin on Oct 1 if the dang stick worked

nintennuendo

plenty of stuff I'm going to play coming up so not really bothered if they announce much this time
(unless they announce a SMTV delay lol, then I'll go full on whingelord)

Any chance of news on the Golf Story sequel?

hah you and my friend have been avidly awaiting that for so long

yeah i have more than enough to play for the next couple years so i'm basically only getting hype for a major new rpg or mario game or equivalent

post-apoc kirby

did they say star wars: knights of the old republic is coming to switch?

they did say that

oh sheeeit

i was never a playstation kid so i never played

or xbox til 360

stoked for actraiser!!!

animated mario movie by illumination = yikes

where's bob hoskins

splatoon 3 looks dope

OMFG that Mario cast...what even is reality

fred armisen IS cranky kong

sure is

all in for that Kirby game, something I never thought I'd say

Jared Leto as that annoying hawk guy from BOTW

— uruk-pilled beer dad (@broom_error) September 23, 2021

That Square-Enix MarioKart ripoff looks so trash!

the PS1 chocobo kart game was already trash

Ocarina on Switch finally! Maybe I’ll actually finish it now

Good luck, that's a tough one. It IS pretty cool if you get to the best set pieces admittedly, but woof, gameplay and controls are rough compared to ... most other Zeldas

da fuck. Ocarina is a god damned masterpiece.

Ocarina is 'influential'

Man there were a lot of old games announced at the Direct. N64 titles, GAMEBOY ADVANCE titles! Jus milkin it.

Shockingly low amount of people online considering that the cast of the Mario movie likely to be human characters "trapped" in the bodies of the SMB characters they were announced to be playing. All this fretting over Chris Pratt's ability to do a Mario voice...

I'll bet you 5 polyphonic-coins that doesn't happen

i'm hoping for a return to gruff brooklyn accent mario

some mario abs

I guess they just couldn't find an Italian... again...

i love kotor deeply but the updated graphics look like shit

v curious about Actraiser Rennaisance, having never played the original, but I already have a crowded wishlist and a tiny budget

i'm definitely waiting till it goes on sale

I'll bet you 5 polyphonic-coins that doesn't happen

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, September 24, 2021 7:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Think about it- why would the original Mario voice actor be in it? It’s so he can be Mario in the bookends of the film before and after Pratt’s character gets sucked into the game and “becomes” him or whatever.

The scene where they enter the game writes itself...

Chris's character as Mario will be the one they show looking around in first person delirious before looking down and seeing his Mario body. Then the camera will reverse and show him as Mario saying something along the lines of "Oh my god you guys..." etc.

Charlie's character as Luigi will quip about getting to be taller than Chris for once.

Keegan-Michael's character will flip out "hilariously" in disappointment that he is Toad and won't shut up for a while.

Seth's character as DK will have a defeated remark and then say something about being itchy.

Possibly a The Santa Clause scenario where Chris Pratt accidentally kills Mario and must therefore become Mario.

lol

Think about it- why would the original Mario voice actor be in it?

He's never really played Mario as a like a fully-formed character, has he? He mostly says "woo-hoo" and "here we go" and shit.

He's also been the voice of Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Thwomp, Whomp, Dry Bones, Monty Mole, etc etc. He's not just Mario.

Plus he's old and they probably want to make more than one of these.

they probably want to make more than one of these.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

they're gonna have charles martinet talk like Mario as a minor character for one line and pratt mario is gonna go like "ha what a weirdo" and make the dreamworks face for the rest of the film

— sylvia (@sylvibullet) September 23, 2021