game-related lolz of some fashion

[1042]Instead of killing innocent drivers and prostitutes and jacking cars, the present invention allows the in-game player to kill the drug-prescribing psychiatrists, the taxing-and-spending government/corporate bureaucrats who cross from one realm to the other as easy as a lawyer crosses from corruption to perversion. Upon hearing doublespeakers say things such as "Freedom is slavery," "war is peace," "government is freedom," and "fiat currency is superior to the gold standard," the in-game player will be allowed to shoot them. And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization. Now many conservatives will criticize the over-sexulaization of society and the decline of morals, but when it comes right down to it, they will favor killing prostitutes and jacking cars over funding or creating games that actually allows one to fight for ideas. This is because they are fiat conservatives; and like the vampires and zombies in the present invention, they are content to say one thing while doing another; and to write lofty articles while never manning up and taking action to actually change anything. To them real-life abortion is far better than video games with ideals.

srsly reading that thing reminds is like a "undesired conversations on late night public transit" simulator

imagine a bizarro world ilx run by geir and the posters at the Corner, then imagine that as a guy's brain

btw how does this one work

hahaha i was just thinking of doing that!

so obv it shows great taste and sensibility

And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization.

wau

http://theirisnetwork.org/

So via Critical Distance I found this feminist critique of BioShock, written by Richard Terrell (who, you may have noticed, is a man).

Hahaha yeah because men can't be feminist. Gimme a break.

Kristen Stewart
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omg no way!!

That Google patent - Hee, I've just read the bit where he talks about how you'll never see things like bible quotes, Thomas Jefferson or the US constitution in these amoral modern video games, and then of all the games he could have picked to prove his point he goes with Fallout 3 for a couple of pages.

Does the dude mention Civ 4 at all?

Naah, no prostitute killing in that.

I saw those evony ads around a lot of late, thought them somewhat 0_o, read that link, it's just a web-based civ knockoff, and it's made by some wow gold farm operation? looool @ internet. Also lool @ this:

http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?s=0959f2cdad18661272de2a0e89183e28&t=11313&page=3

Which one is a ringer, do you think?

web-based civ knockoff

It used to be called Civony - Colony and Civilisation. Guess they had to change it to something less derivative.

http://wayoftherodent.com/wilbur/thddrthdrdh56.jpg

make your own: http://wayoftherodent.com/gd101/bs_paperarcade.htm

Why is this arcade populated by hippies and jocks?

Actually stripy guy is probably from Twin Galaxies.

Originally Posted by Fersis:
I rejected a threesome to play KOF98.

The other two guys are likely very disappointed in him.

this chick (ws) does not care dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tA1rz7FxTg&feature=related

lol "where you do you learn this?"

the bigger dude is trying to act like he doesn't care, but really he's like "God I love SF"

the self same bigger dude is the one who falls over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siDQuyiMEW8

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs147.snc1/5451_236682345028_554015028_7989781_3654814_n.jpg

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=930752&topic=50547047

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.vggrader.com/

http://tinyurl.com/mgqpn5

I do like those hitler subs.
"This was a day one purchase for me" got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WflNsuhuaMY

yup ridiculous. nice testing

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CN7rvKSu0vzGChCgARjYBDIID9LgPg2rdGk

awesome

<3 PopCap

i think that's fan mad to be fair

why u fan mad

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=944400&topic=50647189

wow, that's NOT fan mad is it?

"was it over acting" = LOLOLOLOL

i think that's fan mad to be fair

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 10:11 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the URL is google ads...

good work

http://i26.tinypic.com/2iscqq0.jpg

http://kotaku.com/5326043/speak-now-or-forever-hold-your-na-nahh-na-na-na-na-nahh-na-nahhs

OMG, what immense and cute nerds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXD11ivcFQ

lol?

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/8/4kaye.html

I kinda hate mcsweeneys.

yeah, that's fucking terrible.

playing guitar hero on expert while solving two rubik cubes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUdXhhDDnaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUCa0_RFWRc

fnarf fnarf

that game actually looks kind of interesting.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dinosonic/3422166939/in/photostream/

Admittedly I don't know why it's the Magic Kingdom

same general outline.