game-related lolz of some fashion

xpost with autogoon
http://teamteamwork.bandcamp.com/album/the-ocarina-of-rhyme

holy shit that is great

Jay-Z - No Hook (Meeting the Owl)

damn i forgot how hard the gerudo valley theme owned

okay why didn't I just jump to the Busta one, wau

http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/im_not_questing_with_you?utm_source=c-section

ha

hahaha

But if grid-based dungeon-spelunking is the apex of the gaming experience on your homeworld, I suggest you invest your time in PhatLewt for the iPhone. I hear they've got a hobgoblin infestation you might be able to help with. Or, hey, Evony.com has a nice, leisurely pace that might suit you better. But if you want to strive for immortality, then pay me heed.

Right now my IRL rage bar is about 98

that line is being quoted excessively by my coworkers, all of whom are current or former WoW addicts

i didn't lol. it's too real!

"I could, of course, go on for pages"

Yeah, that read like an actual letter... I don't even play the game but it seemed to plausible to be funny.

http://www.google.com/patents?id=aAuzAAAAEBAJ&pg=PA3&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2

― thomp, Saturday, July 4, 2009 9:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

oh man i'm still reading this. it's like a whole other world.

[1029]The problem was actually much deeper, for as God and Romance is replaced by cynicism and theft, working with Napster wasn't going to fix it. It would have been like The Man with no Name working with the Baxters in the opening scene, instead of shooting them. Napster could have come up with a DRM system back then, but they chose not to, as DRM wasn't cool. MTV honored them, but then MTV killed music, replacing the Soul with degradation and debauchery, as is Viacom's specialty.

[1030]The glory of this present game is that it would allow the player to run through the halls of massive corporations, filled with double-speaking, uncreative lawyers and bureaucrats planning the next marketing campaign for the filth that will further the family's decline and chackle women to their bottom line. He game would allow the player to take them out. The actions would come to life as manufactured gangsta rap was replaced with melody and music, youngsters again looked into one-anothers' eyes with hope of eternal romance, and cynicism and irony were destroyed by player's the flamethrowing chainsaw.

c&p-able version here: http://appft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.html&r=1&p=1&f=G&l=50&d=PG01&S1=20090017886.PGNR.&OS=DN/20090017886&RS=DN/20090017886

so i suppose if i changed my display name to "WHAT DOES PLAYER DO? shoot woman. World is saved." some people might take offense huh

[1042]Instead of killing innocent drivers and prostitutes and jacking cars, the present invention allows the in-game player to kill the drug-prescribing psychiatrists, the taxing-and-spending government/corporate bureaucrats who cross from one realm to the other as easy as a lawyer crosses from corruption to perversion. Upon hearing doublespeakers say things such as "Freedom is slavery," "war is peace," "government is freedom," and "fiat currency is superior to the gold standard," the in-game player will be allowed to shoot them. And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization. Now many conservatives will criticize the over-sexulaization of society and the decline of morals, but when it comes right down to it, they will favor killing prostitutes and jacking cars over funding or creating games that actually allows one to fight for ideas. This is because they are fiat conservatives; and like the vampires and zombies in the present invention, they are content to say one thing while doing another; and to write lofty articles while never manning up and taking action to actually change anything. To them real-life abortion is far better than video games with ideals.

srsly reading that thing reminds is like a "undesired conversations on late night public transit" simulator

imagine a bizarro world ilx run by geir and the posters at the Corner, then imagine that as a guy's brain

btw how does this one work

hahaha i was just thinking of doing that!

so obv it shows great taste and sensibility

And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization.

wau

http://theirisnetwork.org/

So via Critical Distance I found this feminist critique of BioShock, written by Richard Terrell (who, you may have noticed, is a man).

Hahaha yeah because men can't be feminist. Gimme a break.

Kristen Stewart
registered 2 months, 1 week ago

omg no way!!

That Google patent - Hee, I've just read the bit where he talks about how you'll never see things like bible quotes, Thomas Jefferson or the US constitution in these amoral modern video games, and then of all the games he could have picked to prove his point he goes with Fallout 3 for a couple of pages.

Does the dude mention Civ 4 at all?

Naah, no prostitute killing in that.

I saw those evony ads around a lot of late, thought them somewhat 0_o, read that link, it's just a web-based civ knockoff, and it's made by some wow gold farm operation? looool @ internet. Also lool @ this:

http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?s=0959f2cdad18661272de2a0e89183e28&t=11313&page=3

Which one is a ringer, do you think?

web-based civ knockoff

It used to be called Civony - Colony and Civilisation. Guess they had to change it to something less derivative.

http://wayoftherodent.com/wilbur/thddrthdrdh56.jpg

make your own: http://wayoftherodent.com/gd101/bs_paperarcade.htm

Why is this arcade populated by hippies and jocks?

Actually stripy guy is probably from Twin Galaxies.

Originally Posted by Fersis:
I rejected a threesome to play KOF98.

The other two guys are likely very disappointed in him.

this chick (ws) does not care dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tA1rz7FxTg&feature=related

lol "where you do you learn this?"

the bigger dude is trying to act like he doesn't care, but really he's like "God I love SF"

the self same bigger dude is the one who falls over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siDQuyiMEW8

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs147.snc1/5451_236682345028_554015028_7989781_3654814_n.jpg

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=930752&topic=50547047

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.vggrader.com/

http://tinyurl.com/mgqpn5

I do like those hitler subs.
"This was a day one purchase for me" got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WflNsuhuaMY

yup ridiculous. nice testing

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CN7rvKSu0vzGChCgARjYBDIID9LgPg2rdGk

awesome

<3 PopCap

i think that's fan mad to be fair